I DON'T CARE BOUT YA FAVORITE DAM COLOR
LAST NIGHT I:	did NOTHING, except fill out these surveys, talk with Hillary online 'til 4:10 am, then attempt Cold Mountain.
THE LAST TIME I WAS HIGH:	was nevah.
MY IDEAL BREAKFAST:	is pancakes and fruit. And mimosas.
I LUV IT WHEN A GUY/ GIRL:	makes the first move.
WHEN I LOOK RIGHT I SEE:	one of our cats, Tiger, staring out the window.
WHEN I LOOK LEFT I SEE:	Many other cats sleeping in the dark living room.
MY DREAM DATE IS:	with the perfect person, extravagant but simple, filled with personal touches and romanticism.
A BETTER NAME FOR ME WOULD BE:	not possible because I really like my current name.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND:	why I fuck things up so much.
WHEN I WAS 5:	I knew a hell of a lot less than I do now.
THE LAST TIME I HAD SEX:	was nevah.
ULTIMATE CAREER GOAL:	I really do think I want to be a vet, though teaching would never make me unhappy. Or playing in an orchestra.
BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR:	I hope to really feel cemented in my college-ness.
IF I WON AN AWARD I'D THANK:	my parents, my friends, my family, my teachers, my inspirations.
YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU IF:	I laugh at everything you say and look at you extensively.
MY FAVORITE QUOTE:	is "Leap and the net will appear."
WHO I'D BE IN HISTORY:	is myself?
COUNTRY I MOST WANT TO VISIT:	Ireland or England at this point.
CARTOON THEY SHOULD BRING BACK:	Doug. If it's gone.
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I:	smoked.
MY GREATEST FEAR:	is being alone forever.
WORST BREAK-UP:	was one the one which was very, very messy and confused. And sort of continued for a month or two.
WHY WON'T ANYONE:	take some action?
NEXT TIME I GO TO CHURCH:	will be crazy because I don't really see it happening.
FAVORITE SONG LINE:	would be impossible to choose.
BIGGEST TURN-ONS:	Humor, hot hair, height, kindness.
MY FANTASY IS:	to really be full-out happy someday.
LOVE OR MONEY:	Love.
I ONCE MET:	the stars from Avenue Q and it was SWEEEET.
PET PEEVES:	Incessant noise-making, flaky-ness, eating noises.
MY BEST ATTRIBUTE IS:	my flexibility.
I NEED TO IMPROVE:	on my work ethic.
I REGRET THIS A LITTLE:	Not saying what I wanted to always.
MY 1ST CHILD:	doesn't exist yet.
THIS MAKES ME SEXY:	Purrrrrr. ;)
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Really Long Have You Ever (only yes or no. don't explain)
Have You Ever....
smoked:	No.
had your butt grabbed by a total stranger:	Yes.
stole your friend's boyfriend:	No.
gotten drunk:	Yes.
made out with a stranger:	Yes.
played spin the bottle:	Yes.
gone swimming in a white t-shirt:	No.
been to a nude beach:	No.
made out in a car:	Yes.
bought a thong when the cashier was a guy:	No.
been honked at by some guy while you were walking:	Yes.
been cheated on:	No.
cheated on someone:	No.
tanned topless in public:	No.
been walked in on while you were dressing:	Yes.
bought something way too expensive:	Yes.
kissed a member of the same sex:	Yes.
played strip poker:	No.
punched your mom:	No.
gone to sleep naked:	Yes.
ran away from home:	No.
had sex:	No.
walked out of the house in your underwear:	Yes.
been to a strip club:	No.
stripped:	No.
danced in your underwear in front of someone:	No.
blamed someone for one of your farts:	Yes.
made up a fake identity when you met someone:	No.
been kissed in different places:	Yes.
kissed your bf/gf in different places:	Yes.
made out for more than 3 minutes:	Yes.
made out in a movie theater:	Yes.
been in love:	Yes.
danced in front of your mirror:	Yes.
gotten a hickey:	Yes.
gotten in a fist fight:	No.
left the house without telling your parents:	Yes.
slept in a bed with a member of the same sex:	Yes.
slept in a bed wiht a member of the opposite sex:	Yes.
kissed a picture:	Yes.
been lonely:	Yes.
been to a club:	Yes.
hated the way you look:	Yes.
cried yourself to sleep:	Yes.
done something you told yourself you wouldn't do:	Yes.
sung in the shower:	Yes.
had a dream that you married someone:	Yes.
been too scared to watch a scary movie alone:	Yes.
been told you're hot by a complete stranger:	Yes.
laugh so hard that you cried:	Yes.
forgotten someone's name:	Yes.
thought about running away:	Yes.
cried over someone:	Yes.
dated someone more than once:	Yes.
broken a cd:	Yes.
been on myspace for 5 or more hours:	No.
dated someone just to make someone else jealous:	No.
gotten in trouble with the cops:	Yes.
skipped school:	Yes.
gotten expelled from school:	No.
jumped someone:	No.
been jumped:	No.
been in jail or juvie:	No.
been on probation:	No.
been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant:	No.
done drugs:	No.
drank alcohol:	Yes.
dated someone of the same sex:	No.
made out for more than 10 minutes at a time:	Yes.
gone skinny dipping:	No.
mooned someone:	No.
flashed someone:	No.
streaked:	No.
ran from the cops:	No.
gotten a ticket:	No.
gotten in a car accident:	Yes.
been arrested:	No.
made a prank phone call:	Yes.
screamed in a library:	No.
peed in your pants becacause you laughed so much:	Yes.
done something really stupid on a dare:	No.
done anything with just a friend:	Yes.
lead on guys you didn't like:	Yes.
made out on a bed:	Yes.
asked somone out:	No.
been on a plane:	Yes.
been out of the country:	Yes.
been to the beach:	Yes.
passed out:	Yes.
been in the hospital:	Yes.
had surgery:	Yes.
stalked someone:	No.
been stalked:	No.
been obsessed with someone:	Yes.
gone to a concert:	Yes.
gone out with someone you didn't like:	Yes.
played a terrible prank on a teacher:	No.
done something nice for a teacher:	Yes.
written a story:	Yes.
tripped over your own two feet:	Yes.
mocked someone:	Yes.
failed a class on purpose:	No.
hit a teacher:	No.
helped someone and then got yelled at:	Yes.
been picked on by a teacher:	Yes.
cheated on a test:	Yes.
seen a ghost:	No.
talked to the dead:	No.
hit a parent:	No.
been hit by a parent:	Yes.
cried in public:	Yes.
cried and laughed at the same time:	Yes.
walked into a door:	Yes.
walked into a wall:	No.
dated someone older than you:	No.
played truth or dare:	Yes.
played dare:	Yes.
played twister:	Yes.
gotten sunburned so bad that you couldn't move:	Yes.
dressed your dog up in your clothes:	Yes.
wore your bf/gf clothes:	Yes.
made your bf/gf wear your clothes:	No.
threatened to kill someone:	Yes.
been threatened:	No.
said you were going to do something that you never did:	Yes.
turned down a dare:	Yes.
won a bet:	Yes.
lost a bet:	Yes.
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A bumpy road - Survey on Love, Lust, and Liking - an itsy bitsy graphic, but who's complaining?
True love:
Does it exist?:	Yes.
If not, what’s the alternative?:	--
If yes, are you an optimist as well as a romantic?:	I can be, yes.
In addition, do you get a white horse in the bargain, too?:	Nah, that's extra.
How the hell do you make T.L. last?:	Well, if T.L. means true love, I'd say it lasts all on its own.
Even Barbie and Ken broke up – any other role models?:	Why would plastic dolls be my role models?
On with it:
Which is safer, lust or love?:	Lust, definitely, though they both have their dangers.
Why?:	Um, because lust is simple and over quickly. Love really puts you in a position to be deeply hurt.
Personal experience or is this thought-out?:	Both.
But doesn’t pure lust feel so good sometimes?:	Oh yeah, never said it didn't.
Agree/Disagree: Love is like a drug.:	Love ... not really. Lust, yeah.
Do you know anyone who really understands women?:	I don't think they're one big generality, so no.
How about someone who really understands men?:	Ditto.
Can you include their phone number and availability?:	Heh, no.
Fine, be that way. Can one learn to understand them both?:	Still, no.
How do you break a pattern in dating, love, etc.?:	You identify the pattern, really want to change it, and then take individualized steps that will help you make different choices.
Does this include therapy?:	Maybe, if you think that'll personally help you.
What frustrates you about (men and/or women)::	Hmm, lots of things. Inability to really be and express who they are, reluctancy to feel and be whatever the moment is.
Hey, give vent to your frustrations you’re not alone on this.:	Unclearness about motives.
Here's one last opportunity::	Either being too forward and aggressive or not forward/aggressive enough. Not tapping into the other person and what they REALLY mean.
Would you ever consider not moving in with your spouse?:	Um, no. I'd want to live with that person.
As in, having separate living arrangements? Just a thought.:	Nah.
How do you motivate yourself to date?:	Um, if I'm attracted to a person, I guess that motivates me. Otherwise, I'm into waiting.
Dating can be awful - any horror stories?:	Yeah, lots. How about staring at a TV all dinner long instead of making actual conversation -- actually STAVING OFF advances.
Any dating wisdom people often ignore?:	To just be yourself because honestly, a fake might win them for one date, but it's going to cause problems eventually.
Do you look at someone’s shoes on a date?:	Yeah.
Fingernails?:	Maybe.
What makes a good first impression on YOU?:	Trying to look nice overall, doing kind things like opening doors and advancing conversation, smiling and laughing.
Define a ‘date’ (everyone’s is different)::	Um, well, it depends on the person and current situation. Pre-planned activity of some sort of romantic undertone.
Who pays?:	He should, but I'll at least halfsy if necessary.
What’s your mood half an hour before a first date?:	Ooo, nervous. I try to get excited, but calm enough to relaaaax.
Ever fallen in love at first sight?:	Yes.
… Had to ask. Anyway, if yes, how was it?:	Well, it's less of a *love* and more of a knowledge ... like, I just KNEW something, that it was significant, that it would change my life, meeting this person. And it did.
If no, good, save yourself the heartbreak – right?:	Better to have loved and lost.
On moving on: The dreaded act of forgetting
Ever been the one who has to forget?:	Yes, but I don't. Ever, really.
Which is harder: To forgive, or to forget?:	To forget. I've never succeeded at that one.
Ever wished someone would forget YOU?:	Probably in a moment, but in the end, not really.
Why?:	Because you'd think it'd be nice to get people off your case, but really, being remembered in any way is flattering.
Wallowing is so tempting. How do YOU distract yourself?:	I try to get back into hobbies, hang out with friends, just get OUT.
On instincts:
Do you follow your emotions, or use strict self-restraint?:	I try to follow my emotions, but not in a crazy way. I have a lot of worries about all that.
Has this worked for you?:	Probably not.
Who should have the upper hand?:	Me?
Oh, should there even BE an upper hand?:	Maybe not ... equality is good.
You’ve made a fool of yourself at least once, right?:	Oh yeah, plenty of times.
Was it worth it?:	Maybe. It at least taught me humility and what NOT to do.
Do you regret a move you made instinctively?:	No. I usually don't regret, particularly anything instinctual.
On the three-letter wonder word: Sex
Have you found a really sensitive spot on a partner’s body?:	Yeah.
Care to divulge (let it be something other than the obvious)?:	Ummm, how about I go with ears.
What about a spot on YOUR body (again, not the obvious)?:	Yeah, I'm pretty ticklish overall, so yeah.
Do you cuddle?:	Aww yeah, cuddling is hot.
Are you up for trying new things?:	Yeah.
Ever watched porn?:	Yes.
Is there an unspoken rule in sex?:	No .. ?
For Guys: Is lingerie important, or just a piquant detail?:	--
If girls want to put their two cents in on this::	I really like lingerie, so yeah.
For Girls: What’s your stance on body hair?:	I'm not that into it, but I'm not crazy about it being gone either.
Alright, guys, here’s your chance on the above::	--
The last...
Singledom is ---:	umm, interesting. And useful.
Being part of a couple is ---:	difficult, but worth it sometimes.
Could you ever have an open relationship?:	Not really.
Can you separate the physical from the emotional?:	Yes. People who can't annoy me.
What’s a natural turn-on?:	Soft touches, whispering in ears, certain looks.
Any physical appeals you look for?:	Cute hair, height.
If you listed ‘eyes’, try again::	I didn't, so ha.
If you listed ‘mouth,’ aww. c'mon!:	I didn't!
If you then listed ‘hair’, I give up.:	Um, then give up dammit. Hair is important to me.
I am a ---- lover.:	romantic
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Random Thought Provokers
What makes you laugh?:	Lots of things ... inside jokes, funny coincidences, Mitch Hedberg.
Who is your hero?:	I'm not sure that I have one ... I think everyone getting through life is admirable.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?:	Probably no one, but I guess if I had to one of my close friends.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:	A lot ... less than I would if I had more money. Probably 30-ish now that I eliminated a bunch.
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?:	Through the water hose.
Who do you blame for your mood today?:	YOU. And Wes and Hillary.
If the Internet were sex... I would:	be very sexually active.
Have you ever seen a dead body?:	Not of a human.
What is something scientists need to invent?:	A cure for AIDS and cancer.
What should we do with stupid people?:	Well, I'd say put them on an island, but then we'd have almost no one left to run the world.
Have you ever broken a bone?:	Yes, my arm.
Do you watch local news? Why?:	Sometimes, but a lot less lately because I hate Chris Bradley.
What happens after you die?:	I'm currently believing in heaven if you've had a good life, which is essentially everything and everyone you enjoyed in life, or nothingness if you didn't.
How big is your bed? Big enough?:	Yeah, big enough. I wouldn't deny bigger though.
How long do you think you will live?:	I'd like to make it too 100, but if I made it past eighty, I'd at least feel good about that.
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July, she will fly.

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?:	SPELLED, not spelt, geeze. Anyway, Acissej.
What did you do last night?:	I went to SB with Miss Brown, then visited Wes at Subway, then bought Hershey's shyrup at Meijer. Then stayed up 'til 6 am doing random stupid shit, including these surveys.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:	Some songs ... mostly whatever's on the radio today.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:	No. And I wouldn't.
Last time you swam in a pool?:	Oh geeze ... about a year ago.
What are you wearing?:	Jeans and an NSYNC t-shirt ... oh, go ahead, BE jealous.
How many cars have you owned?:	Three sort of.
Type of music you dislike most?:	I'm not very into country lately, but that's just a mood. I'm moody all around, esp. with my music.
Are you registered to vote?:	No, though I should be. Gotta vote in that next big election.
Do you have cable?:	Yes.
What kind of computer do you use?:	This is a Dell, my laptop is a Gateway, I'm considering getting a Mac.
Ever made a prank phone call?:	Yeah, but that was probably back in 8th grade.
You like anyone right now?:	Ummmm, shore.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:	Yes for sky diving. I'd hesitate more for bungee jumping.
Furthest place you ever traveled?:	Italy? Germany? I don't know which is technically further.
What's your favorite comic strip?:	Hmmm. Foxtrot.
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:	Yes. And I can play it on the clarinet, too, thanks.
Shower, morning or night?:	Morning. I only shower at night in Italy. ;)
Best movie you've seen in the past month?:	Lost in Translation.
Favorite pizza toppings?:	Cheese only.
Chips or popcorn?:	Hmm, I'd like to choose popcorn, but I crave chips more often. I just don't let myself eat them more often.
What cell phone provider do you have?:	Verizon, and I love them. Honestly.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:	Um, no.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:	No.
Orange Juice or apple?:	Orange. Apple is disgusting.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?:	Um, I don't "sit" at lunch ... probably either Claire or Nalleli and Shirley, as close as I can get to "sitting at lunch."
favorite chocolate bar?:	Mr. Goodbar is damn good. (Hmm, imagine that.)
Who is your longest friend and how long?:	Tricia ... going on something ridiculous like five years or something now.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:	Ummm, never, because I really dislike tomatoes.
Have you ever won a trophy?:	Yeah, lots of 'em.
Favorite arcade game?:	Frogger is the SHIT. I'm considering buying DDR soon. Maybe.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:	Not really, but I watch them a lot.
Sprite or 7-UP?:	7-Up, though I don't drink pop.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:	No.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:	Pictures, as in developed photos.
Ever thrown up in public?:	Not that I can remember.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:	True love. And poor as a motherfucker, apparently.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	A little bit, yes.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:	Neither, but I'm very anti-SB, so I'll pick Jimmy.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:	Yes, mostly. Pretty much 90% of my life.
What message is on your voicemail machine?:	Something generic like my name and "please leave a message." I probably also allude that I will call back which is pretty much a damn lie.
Where would you like to go right now?:	I'd like to comfort a friend, but lots of issues stop that from being possible. Other than that, I'd like to be with certain people I haven't been with in a long while.
Whats the name of your pet?:	Honey. And Angel. Amongst others.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:	I think it's an Eastpack or something ... it's light blue and black. Nothing is in it right now.
What do you think about most?:	Shit, a lot of things.
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Countdown Of You
10 Random Things About You
1:	I take Flintstones vitamins exclusively, mostly because of the combined fun shapes and colors.
2:	I find lots of different reasons to wish, mostly the clock being all one number (11:11 or 3:33, for example).
3:	I love Mitch Hedberg pretty severely, and the fact that he is already dead makes me cry a little.
4:	I'm actually pretty worried about this upcoming semester because I know the last one was an absolute mess and I'm afraid I'll do the same thing again.
5:	One of my biggest, most unrealistic dreams is to play in a Broadway musical pit orchestra.
6:	I worry that I don't really know where my affections lie and will ultimately end up hurting myself and several others.
7:	I procrastinate more than should be humanly possible, and I pretty much hate that.
8:	I love music, but I can't seem to work out a future where I do it for life -- at least not one that is both plausible and attractive -- and this baffles me a bit.
9:	I applied to the college I'm now attending on a whim and gave up many easier futures to go to it, even though it made me contemplate suicide for a good few weeks.
10:	I don't make friends -- I wait for friends; though I'm reluctant to abandon them after they have come.
9 Things You Love
1:	Mashed potatoes.
2:	Cats and dogs.
3:	Feeling accomplished.
4:	Sunshine.
5:	The moon.
6:	The perfect song for a moment.
7:	Waking up to voicemails or texts.
8:	Falling in like.
9:	Driving without worrying about gas prices.
8 Things That Annoy You
1:	Gas prices lately.
2:	People telling me what to do.
3:	Failure and fear of it.
4:	Bugs.
5:	Getting blown off.
6:	Unrequited feelings.
7:	Essays.
8:	Being late.
7 Favorite Foods
1:	Mashed potatoes.
2:	Pizza.
3:	Strawberries.
4:	Raspberries.
5:	Bread.
6:	Bananas.
7:	Asparagus.
6 Favorite Actor/ Actress
1:	Johnny Depp.
2:	Bill Murray.
3:	Dustin Hoffman.
4:	Scarlett Johansson. (Sorry about spelling.)
5:	Sarah Jessica Parker.
6:	Tom Hanks.
5 Things To Do Before You Die
1:	Read Proust. (Preferably in French.)
2:	See Ireland.
3:	See England.
4:	Get a job.
5:	Have kids.
4 Favorite Quotes
1:	"Leap and the net will appear."
2:	"I did not learn my AA BB CCs. God god dammit dammit."
3:	"Read some, sing some, draw some, write some, laugh some -- every day."
4:	"Okay, are the lights getting dimmer in here or am I just passing out?"
3 Stores You Love
1:	Meijer
2:	Staples
3:	Macy's
2 Places You Love To Go
1:	Paris
2:	NYC
1 Thing You Say Alot
1:	"PS."
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IM BORED SO LETS GET PERSONAL
WARM UP
NAME?:	Jessica
AGE?:	18
STATE YOU LIVE IN?:	Ohio and New York simultaneously.
HAVE KIDS:	I do not as of now.
NOW TO GET PERSONAL, DONT BE SHY
WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?:	I have not done so yet.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?:	Zero.
WHERE IS THE FREAKIEST PLACE YOU EVER HAD SEX?:	Have not.
FAVORITE POSITION?:	Have not.
EVER ROLE PLAYED? IF YES WHAT:	Have not.
DO YOU LIKE TO BE CUFFED,TIED OR RESTRAINED?:	Have not.
DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY?:	No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY CELEB WHO WOULD IT BE?:	Johnny Depp.
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The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay.
What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?:	Statue.
..rain?:	Drops.
..tornado?:	Wind.
..summer love?:	Oh.
..Jon?:	Benet Ramsey.
..Mike?:	Burns.
..Shea?:	Stadium.
..banana?:	Pancakes.
..dizzy?:	Spell.
..Laura?:	And Luke.
..Juan?:	Don.
..car?:	Drive.
..white?:	Black.
..peppermint?:	Patty.
..New Found Glory?:	Friends.
..placebo?:	White.
..orange juice?:	Acidic.
..candid camera?:	You're on.
..sister?:	Brother.
..brother?:	-ly Love.
..hate?:	Love.
..school?:	Hate.
..President?:	Bush.
..football?:	Foos.
..rap?:	R&B.
..pop?:	Snap, crackle, Mitch, and pop!
..rock?:	And roll!
..punk?:	Rock.
..sex?:	Sleaze.
..death?:	Gone.
..baby?:	Making.
..duuude?:	Where's my car?
..the end?:	Of time?
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You are a Dreamer!
(Submissive Introverted Abstract Feeler)
You are a DREAMER (SIAF)— reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do. Talk to yourself less, other people more.

July gets boring.

75 Dirty Little Secrets
Have you ever...
Glued your fingers together?:	No, but I used to make glue fake fingernails. On the back of a ruler. Weird.
Kissed a friend?:	Yes.
Kissed a brother/sister's friend?:	No.
Cheated on a test?:	Yes.
Cheated on your homework?:	Yes, much more.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?:	No.
Back-stabbed a friend?:	No.
Told people someone's deep, dark secret?:	No.
Looked up something on the Internet you shouldn't have?:	Yes.
Lied to your parents/a boss?:	Yes.
Lied to a friend?:	Yes.
Lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?:	Yes.
Lied to get money?:	Yes.
Lied to get out of doing something?:	Yes.
Lied to make yourself sound better?:	Yes.
Spread gossip?:	Yes.
Made up a false rumor to get back at someone?:	No.
Stolen money?:	No.
Stolen anything else?:	No.
Talked about a "friend" behind their back?:	Yes.
Talked about a family member behind their back?:	Yes.
Talked about an enemy behind their back?:	Yes.
Gotten in a big fight for no real reason?:	Yes. Verbal.
Gotten in a big fight for a real reason?:	Yes.
Tried to draw attention to yourself for profit?:	No.
Tried to draw attention to someone's flaw?:	Yes.
Thought lustfully of someone?:	Yes. Geeze.
Stalked somone?:	Sort of.
Posted a celebrity's picture on a wall/locker/roof?:	Yes.
Had a mad celebrity crush on multiple celebs?:	Yes.
Felt lustfully/lovingly about someone you've only met online?:	Yes.
Been divorced?:	No.
Done something bad because it was bad?:	Yes.
Gotten your tongue stuck to anything?:	Yes.
Laughed at a joke that wasn't funny?:	Yes.
Let a friend harm themselves on purpose?:	No.
Hurt yourself physically (on purpose)?:	No.
Felt as if you were inferior to anyone?:	Yes.
Eaten something that wasn't yours?:	Yes.
Taken a crazy dare?:	Probably not.
Taken any dare so you wouldn't be "chicken?":	No. I don't care what you call me. If I don't want to do it, I'm not doing it. It's not about you.
Gone streaking?:	No.
Mooned/Flashed someone?:	No.
Caused someone major embarrasment?:	Maybe.
Bullied someone?:	Maybe.
Ruined someone's reputation on purpose?:	Maybe.
Hurt someone's reputation to make yours better?:	Yes.
Lied to yourself to make you feel better?:	Yes. I think we call it denial.
Pushed someone into a pool?:	Yes.
Accidentally hurt someone and not felt sorry?:	Yes.
Got in a fight with someone and never made up?:	Yes.
Bitten someone?:	Yes.
Farted and blamed it on someone else?:	Yes.
Lied to the general public?:	Yes.
Copied someone's homework because you didn't do it?:	Yes.
Skipped school for fun?:	Yes.
Skipped school to get out of a test?:	Yes.
Skipped school because you forgot to do something?:	Yes.
Made up a wild story and told people it was true?:	Yes.
Told a little "white lie?":	Yes.
Wished someone was dead?:	Probably, though I usually take it back rather quickly. Death is not mine to wish.
Murdered someone?:	Not a human. Only insects and such.
Murdered someone inside your head?:	No.
Apologized, but didn't mean it?:	Yes.
Made yourself cry so people would feel sorry for you?:	Yes.
Yelled at someone in public?:	Yes.
Said something you wish you hadn't?:	Yes.
Lied about saying something you wish you hadn't?:	Yes.
Kissed someone the day you met them?:	Yes. Heh. Twice.
Wanted to kiss a stranger?:	Yes. And have.
Gotten pregnant/gotten someone pregnant before marriage?:	No.
Drank/did drugs/smoked a cigarette?:	Yes/no/no.
Lied to protect someone who only wants to hurt you?:	Yes, unknowingly.
Point out someone's flaws to cover up your own?:	Yes.
And finally...
Did you lie on this quiz?:	No. No need to ... nothing was specific enough for worries.
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• c o n f e s s i o n s •
~•*be honest*•~
- y e s - o r - n o -
I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE:	A bit. It can be awfully awkward with the wrong person, and simply wonderful with the right one.
I TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS:	Yes, and no. I either do this or don't talk at all.
I AM REALLY TICKLISH:	YES. Particularly my neck/back of knees. Aw damn, I revealed my weakness.
I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE:	Yes. And I kind of am. In ways.
I'VE BEEN CALLED "JAIL-BAIT":	Yes.
I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK:	Kind of. I'm afraid of the unknown.
I'M AFRAID OF FACING MY BACK TO OPEN DOORS AT NIGHT:	Um ... maybe? Never thought of it before, but it doesn't sound appealing.
I CAN'T SLEEP IN A ROOM IF THE CLOSET DOOR IS OPEN:	Not true, but I definitely prefer it to be closed.
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL:	Nope. Hetero.
I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE:	I still think so, yes.
I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME:	No. At least not in the traditional sense. Going away to college kind of counts. There was a bit of running in that.
I LISTEN TO POLITICAL MUSIC:	Occasionally. I like "When the President Talks to God" by Bright Eyes.
I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS:	Nope.
I SHUT OTHERS OUT WHEN I'M SAD:	Yes, generally.
I'VE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT:	Um, yes. Yesterday was until 5 which almost counts, other days have been as early/late.
I OPEN UP TO OTHERS EASILY:	It depends on the person. And where I am in life. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
I AM KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE WORLD:	Yes. I have things I have told no one.
I WATCH THE NEWS:	Yes, occasionally. Not Chris Bradley.
I OWN OVER 5 RAP CD'S:	Worth of iTunes, yes. Actual CDs ... no.
I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES:	Yes.
I AM A SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES:	Yes. The eyes of an angel. I know here is not the place for it, but I miss his.
I AM A SUCKER FOR BROWN EYES:	Not nearly as much.
I AM A SUCKER FOR BLUE EYES:	Sometimes. I prefer green, I guess. But blue is second.
I DON'T KILL BUGS:	I try not to, even though they bother me most of the time. I'm in a let-live sort of place.
I CURSE:	Yes. A lot, really. Probably superfluously. But oh well.
I'VE CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:	No.
I'VE SLIPPED AND FELL IN PUBLIC:	Yes. Damn sidewalk puddles.
I'VE SLIPPED OUT A "LOL" IN A REAL CONVERSATION:	OMG, yes. Scary, sad, and embarrassing all in one. And I don't say "L, O, L," but instead "lol" as if it were a word.
I LOVE SPAM:	No. Neither the emails nor the "meat."
I'M A GOOD COOK:	Not really. I enjoy it, though.
I HAVE WORN PAJAMAS TO CLASS:	Not pants ... I've worn a shirt I've slept in, yes.
I HAVE OWNED SOMETHING FROM ABERCROMBIE:	Yes, a tank top.
I WANT A BETTER JOB..OR A JOB:	I want a job, but only what I want.
I'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR 6+ HOURS:	Yes. Eight.
I LOVE DR. PHIL:	Maybe in a guilty pleasure kind of way, and only occasionally, and only in short bursts. So no, not really.
I LIKE SOMEONE:	Yes. I do. And I can't.
I AM GUILTY OF TyPiNg LiKe ThIs:	NO. Never.
I AM SELF-CONSCIOUS:	Yes, nearly always.
I LOVE TO LAUGH:	Yes. Best medicine.
I DRINK ALCOHOL FREQUENTLY:	Not frequently, no. I'd drink a hell of a lot more if I didn't have to drive.
I'VE SMOKED A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN 1 DAY:	No. Never touched a cigarette.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN:	No. I am one.
I LOVE LORD OF THE FLIES:	Never read it.
I EAT COUGH DROPS WHEN I'M NOT SICK:	Occasionally. They don't taste bad.
I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS:	On the contrary; I'm very good at swallowing pills. Even without water.
I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS:	Not a lot, no. A few.
I CAN'T SLEEP IF I KNOW THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM:	Yes, that's pretty true.
I LOVE CHOCOLATE:	Um ... I like it all right. I have love for it on occasion.
I BITE MY NAILS:	Yes. 'Tis a bad habit that I broke once, but regained due to stress.
I TWIRL MY HAIR:	Not really. I have on occasion.
I AM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ME:	Most of the time, yes.
I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES WHEN I'M BORED:	Sometimes.
I TAKE THESE GAY SURVEYS WHEN I'M BORED:	Yeah, pretty much. And when I want to get something inexplicable out of me. They're telling at a later date. And no one else will ask.
I'VE SEEN A SHOOTING STAR:	Not really.
I'VE HAD A "MENAGE A TROIS":	Not sexually.
I'VE GONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN MY PAJAMAS:	Yes, to the deli, thanks to Claire.
I'VE KISSED A STRANGER:	Yes, twice.
I'VE KISSED SOMEONE FOR THE HELL OF IT:	Yes, twice. (Not the same twice.)
I'VE HUGGED A STRANGER:	Yes.
I'VE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX:	No.
I'VE LAUGHED AND HAD SOME TYPE OF BEVERAGE COME OUT OF MY NOSE:	Yes, Sprite.
I'VE PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS IN AN ELEVATOR:	Yes, on 39th street, and the elevator tried to break down/rebel. We switched elevators for fear.
I'VE MADE OUT IN AN ELEVATOR:	No.
I'VE KICKED A GUY WHERE IT HURTS ON PURPOSE:	No.
I'VE BEEN SKYDIVING:	No, but I would.
I'VE BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING:	No, and I'd hesitate.
I'VE HAD STITCHES:	No.
I'VE BITTEN SOMEONE..AS A JOKE:	Yes.
I'VE BEEN TO NIAGARA FALLS:	No.
I'VE HAD THE CHICKEN POX:	Yes.
I'VE CRASHED INTO A CAR:	Yes. A few times.
I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN:	No.
I'VE RIDDEN IN A TAXI:	Yes, several times.
I'VE SHOPLIFTED:	No. I got very mad at some friends who did.
I'VE BEEN FIRED:	No.
I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE THEM BACK:	Yes.
I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB:	No, haven't had a job.
I'VE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE:	No.
I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER:	Yes. =) I tend to, actually. Probably not good, but oh well.
I'VE CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS:	No.
I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE:	Yes.
I'VE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER, AND/OR EMPLOYEE:	No.
I'VE BEEN MARRIED:	No.
I'VE GOTTEN DIVORCED:	No.
I'VE BEEN PREGNANT:	No.
I'VE SEEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE DYING:	Yes.
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO KILL:	No.
I'VE DRIVEN OVER 400 MILES IN 1 DAY:	Yes.
I'VE BEEN TO CANADA:	No.
I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE:	Yes. Planes are like second homes to me. I like the sky.
I'VE SEEN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:	No. (Sometimes I pretend I have, though.)
I'VE THROWN UP FROM DRINKING:	No. I'd rather not get there, either, having recently thrown up due to a virus.
I'VE EATEN SUSHI:	No, but I want to make/try vegetable sushi soon.
I'VE BEEN SKIING:	No.
I'VE BEEN ICE SKATING:	Yes.
I'VE CRIED IN PUBLIC:	Yes.
I'VE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE:	No, no attempts.
I'VE LIKED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE:	Yes. Currently doing so, in fact.
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE ALMOST 24/7:	Yes. Literally 24/7 as well.
I'VE HATED THE WORLD:	Yes.
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CAN YOU, HAVE YOU, WOULD YOU?
Can you.....?
Whistle?:	Yes. I tend to think it was a gift from God, considering I learned in Lowe's right when we spontaneously met up with our current pastor. Iiiinteresting.
Blow a bubble?:	Yes. I enjoy doing so, even though I'm not that into gum.
Cross your eyes?:	Yes.
Dance?:	Um, sort of, I guess. Depends on who I'm with and how into them I am. =)
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:	Yes. Have.
Swim?:	Yes, at least somewhat. I haven't really ever had to do so hardcore.
Sing well?:	Yes, I think so.
Write well?:	I used to think so, but I really doubt it now. Thanks, WTE.
Have you ever....?
Smiled for no reason?:	No. There's always a reason. I think.
Laughed so hard you cried?:	Yes.
Sang to someone for no reason?:	No. To myself, yes. To "someone" inferring someone *else*, no.
Made out in a theatre?:	Yes, although I always got a little peeved when he went in for it because I wanted to actually see the movie.
Been beaten up?:	No.
Been out of the country?:	Yes.
Out of state?:	Yes, 8 months out of the year, I live out-of-state.
Written a poem?:	Yes. He inspired me a lot.
Gone to the beach?:	Yes. Born by one.
Gone to an island?:	Yes, born by one/lived on one.
Had a dream that came true?:	Yes, but not often.
Kissed a stranger?:	Yes.
Hugged a stranger:	Yes.
Would you...?
Give your life for a friend?:	It would depend on the friend.
A lover?:	See above.
Lie to a friend?:	Yes.
Lie to your parents?:	Yes.
Lie to a lover?:	Yes, though I'd like to not have to.
Steal from your parents?:	I guess if I *had* to for some dire reason, but I'd probably just ask in about 99% of cases.
Would you ever be a....?
Policeman?:	No. I don't really like them, nor can I see that fulfilling me in anyway.
Doctor?:	Yes, considered it, in fact. Am sort of still doing it.
Prostitute?:	Um, I guess if I had to. I'd rather not, obviously.
Writer?:	Maybe. It's hard to say at this point ... me and writing are DYSFUNCTIONAL right now.
Pilot?:	Yes, definitely. I'd like to, in fact. Flight is addictive for me. I love the issues it brings to me, as well.
Detective?:	Maybe. I like being curious and finding things out.
Store clerk?:	I'd rather not, but I would if I had to.
Tennis player?:	Probably not, seeing as I don't know any tennis at all.
Country singer?:	Yeah, sure, as long as people didn't expect me to be all bible-belt/Republican.
Rapper?:	No, I don't think I have that in me.
Pop star?:	I'd be reluctant, if only because I know I am in no way interested in celebrity.
Actor?:	I share some feelings with the "pop star" answer, but I'm more inclined to say yes because lately I've been pulled here, and I like to listen when the universe pushes.
house wife/house husband?:	Yes, but I'd want to do something else as well.
Homeless person?:	Hopefully not, but you do what you must.
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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?:	Jessica.
Age?:	18. 19 in a week now. Wow.
Sex?:	Female.
Birth Date?:	7/15.
Hair Color?:	Blonde.
Eye Color?:	Green.
Height?:	5'3".
Weight?:	I don't even know.
Body Type?:	See above.
Piercings?:	Ears twice each.
Tattoos?:	Not yet, at least.
What are you wearing right now?:	Jeans, an OSU t-shirt.
Hair style at the moment?:	Straight, down.
* Favorites *
Soda?:	Don't drink it.
Food?:	Maybe mashed potatoes? Fruit? Something. Food and I are dysfunctional at this point, too.
Drink?:	Long Island Iced Teas. Oh wait ... tea. Or just water.
Alcoholic Drink?:	Oops. See above.
Time of day?:	Afternoon, or late night.
Season?:	Spring.
Day of the week?:	Friday.
Song at the moment?:	"Fireflies" by Rhett Miller featuring Rachel Yamagata.
Band/Artist?:	Ummmm, no one strikes me. I'm into radio right now.
Book?:	The Alchemist. Hands down.
Subject in school?:	I run the gamut. I'll like something until I have a negative experience, then I never want to see it again, but eventually I start re-craving.
Place in the USA?:	There's nothing like New York City.
Place outside the USA?:	Paris.
Color?:	Cerulean.
Style of clothes?:	Comfortable? Cute? Maybe?
Store?:	Macys for its amazing shoe clearance section. =)
Mall?:	Tuttle, because it's just where I go.
City?:	NYC.
Website?:	This one is fine.
Magazine?:	I just like to peruse. I REALLY liked Radar, but it's gone now. I tend to buy Cosmo, Blender, and Jane.
Kind of pet?:	Dogs are the best pets.
* Worst *
Place to be?:	Worst, hmm. Um, in denial without knowing it. In a cloud of bugs?
Class in school?:	WTE.
Time of dayr?:	Too early.
Season?:	Summer, I think. Sadly.
Kind of pet?:	Anything you can't pet/establish a relationship with.
Drink?:	Pop/beer.
Food?:	Meat. Mushrooms.
Mall?:	Westland.
Store?:	The tar one ...
Style of clothes?:	Slut. 's all I'm saying.
Celebrity?:	It's not mine to say; I don't know them.
Color?:	I'm not a huge fan of icky green-yellows.
Book?:	Anything that gets "God"-y on me. I've started and abandoned too many.
Type of music?:	Noise music. Like Xiu Xiu and shit.
Website?:	I only recently warmed up to myspace.
Magazine?:	The "it's always the end of the world/three-legged babies are born" ones.
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?:	Lately? Around noon.
What is your first thought?:	Usually something around what time is it/should I get up.
What do you do first?:	Usually find an appropriate song for the feeling/day and play it.
What's your usual outfit?:	Jeans and a shirt. Maybe jeans and a tank top with a sweater.
What's the first class of the day?:	Depends on the day ... either Bio or Orgo this coming semester.
When does school end?:	Depends on the day ... 8:15 pm some days, 12:15 pm others.
Do you see your friends?:	Yes, occasionally,though that will be drastically decreased soon.
What do you do when you get home?:	Ummm ... eat, check the computer, watch TV, space out in general.
What time do you go to bed?:	Very late lately. It's 3:27 am now.
* Do you...*:	Do I what now?
Brush your teeth daily?:	Yes.
Brush your hair daily?:	Yes.
Shower daily?:	Not always.
Sing?:	Yes.
Dance?:	Yes.
Party?:	Sometimes.
Get drunk?:	Once.
Have sex?:	Not yet.
Read books?:	Yes, not enough now.
Listening to music a lot?:	Do I do it or do I like it? Yes to both, anyway.
Read magazines?:	Yes.
Go online a lot?:	Not really.
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?:	Not anymore.
Have a religion?:	Yes, at least something resembling a faith/spirituality that I've learned and accumulated.
Have an IPod?:	Yes, Lola.
Want an IPod?:	I kind of want a new sparkly one, but I'm in love with my current old one, and it is in love with me, so alas.
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?:	No.
Play an instrument?:	Yes.
Get sick a lot?:	No, though I was recently.
Watch TV?:	Yes.
Like MTV?:	Yes, some things.
Like VH1?:	Yes, some things.
Like the History Channel?:	Don't watch it.
Have Digital Cable?:	No.
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?:	No.
Listen to the radio?:	Yes, recently. I'll miss it (and driving) when I return to NY.
Still use your CD player?:	No. Not a bit. Don't even know where one is.
Stalk people?:	Not in this city. =)
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?:	No. Getting close ... 181.
Have dial-up internet?:	No.
Have AOL?:	No. Grr.
Know HTML?:	A little bit of the basics. Enough to things. And do pictures.
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?:	NO. Fucking last semester.
Get H's in honors classes?:	I don't know what an H is.
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?:	Yes, current favorites include the radio hits ("It's Goin' Down" is the best lately -- "it's me, surprise!").
R & B?:	Yes.
Blues and/or Jazz?:	Yes, favorite of Norah Jones and Coltrane.
Classical?:	Yes, favorites of Mozart and Bach.
Pop?:	Yes, a good pop song is inescapable.
Country?:	Yes.
Emo/Scremo?:	Umm, yes/not so much.
Heavy Metal?:	Not really, no.
Christian?:	No. Relient K, but that's about as far as I go.
Techno?:	Not really. I like Daft Punk...?
Reggae?:	Maybe a little ... infused with pop and such. And Bob Marley, of course.
Broadway Musical songs?:	YES. Love 'em.
Oldies?:	Yes, love them as well.
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?:	Dark.
Eye color?:	Green.
Tattoos?:	Yes.
Piercings?:	No.
Favorite Music?:	Listens to it all.
Style of clothing?:	Just casual/clean.
Body Type?:	Average-ish. Lanky would be nice. =)
Personality or Looks?:	Personality.
Would you go out with someone just for their money?:	No.
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?:	I have before. I try not to now.
Does size matter?:	Oh geeze. Talk to me when I think about having sex with this fictional person.
Do they have to be popular?:	No.
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?:	I'd like him to ask me, thanks. I'm too doubtful/cynical to ask, usually.
Where do you go on the first date?:	Something fun, but not too crazy. Simple.
Kiss on the first date?:	Sure, if you're feeling it.
Sex on the first date?:	No.
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?:	No, I'm ready for bed.
Are you eating something?:	No.
Are you drinking something?:	No.
Are you IMing anyone?:	No, but I was.
Are you talking on the phone with someone?:	No, but I was.
Are you talking face to face with someone?:	No.
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?:	YES. Freaking Jenny's friend.
What song are you listening to?:	"Fireflies" by Rhett Miller.
What are you watching on TV?:	Nothing.
What other websites do you have open?:	Myspace and Blogger.
Why are you taking this survey?:	Because I'm bored and I think it will extract something from me that I want out for recording.
Where are you going to post it?:	Blogger.
What are you going to do after this?:	Either another one, or go to bed.
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?:	Yes.
The afterlife?:	Yes, I think so.
Aliens?:	Perhaps.
God?:	Yes.
The devil?:	At least in some form of evil.
Heaven?:	See afterlife.
Hell?:	See above. Much less so than heaven, though.
Scientology?:	No.
Hinduism?:	No.
Buddhism?:	A lot of concepts, yes.
Christianity?:	A lot of concepts, yes.
Taoism?:	No.
Judism?:	No.
Jesus?:	Yes.
Nothing?:	No.
Reincarnation?:	Perhaps. I like the idea.
Yourself?:	At times.
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?:	Yes, often.
Where were you going?:	New York, Ohio, Florida, France, Italy, and Missouri as final destinations. Washington D.C., Chicago, Pittsburgh, Germany, England, and others as pit stops in between.
Have you been to another country?:	Yes.
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?:	Yes.
Have you ever partied in another country?:	YES. Better than partying here, for damn sure.
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?:	No, unfortunately.
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?:	Yes.
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?:	No. I only pretended to like people so they would not hate me.
Talked about someone behind their back?:	Yes.
Had someone talk about you behind your back?:	Yes.
Been in a fight online?:	Yes, sort of.
Been in a fight face to face?:	Yes, verbally.
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?:	Yes, though I attempt not to ... I'm more dragged in than voluntarily participating.
Been called a bitch?:	Yes.
Been called a slut/whore?:	Yes, jokingly.
Been to Australia?:	No.
Do you like snakes?:	No.
Ever cried to get your own way?:	Yes.
Ever broken a bone?:	Yes.
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?:	No.
Ever had serious surgery?:	Yes.
Ever looked a porn online?:	Yes.
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?:	No.
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?:	Yes.
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?:	Yes.
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?:	No. I've never paid that much money for one thing of clothing.
Ever been on stage for any reason?:	Yes, acting, performing, and accepting awards mostly.
Ever been in a play?:	Yes.
Ever been in a choir?:	Yes.
Ever been in a band?:	Yes.
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?:	Yes.
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?:	No.
Waxed your eyebrows?:	No.
Waxed your legs?:	Yes.
Cut yourself shaving?:	Yes.
Have you ever died?:	No ...
Was this survey an good at all?:	Yeah, sure.
What time is it right now?:	3:41 am.
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Dear Diary prt.1 ..a girl's journey
Introduction
what is your name?:	Jessica.
what is your nickname(s)?:	Mostly variations on my first and last names.
what month were you born in?:	July.
what is your astrological sign?:	Cancer.
what is your crush's name?:	I will tell you the following only: it contains an E. (Ooooh, Carly Simon style.)
Secrets
are you dangerously in love with him?:	Ummm, dangerous? Yes. In love? No.
would you do anything for him?:	No ... it's just a crush, geeze.
have you ever had a deep conversation about him with someone you trust?:	Yes.
have you ever spoken to him for more than 5 minutes?:	Yes.
have you ever dreamed about him?:	Yes.
have you ever done anything crazy for him?:	Not really.
have you ever felt the way you feel about him about someone else?:	Yes.
have you ever hung out with him?:	Yes.
have you ever heard a rumor about him?:	Not really.
have you ever written your names in hearts on paper?:	Omg, no. Not since like, 8th grade, have I employed that strategy.
have you ever told someone in your family how you feel about him?:	No, though I'm getting close to that.
have you ever written him a letter or gave him a card of some sort?:	No.
have you ever found out something about him that made you fall deeper?:	Yes.
have you ever wished he was your next-door neighbor?:	Yes.
have you ever dressed up for him?:	Yes.
have you ever wished on a star for him?:	Not a star, but other wishing apparati.
have you ever prayed for him?:	No.
have you ever thought about where he was and what he was doing?:	Yes.
Secret Fantasies
have you ever become aroused from looking at him?:	Yes.
have you ever dreamt about you and him having sex?:	Not really. All dreams have been PG.
do you masterbate by thinking of him or looking at his picture?:	No.
do you stay up all night and fantasize about him?:	No. I have to sleep, geeze.
would you ever have sex with him?:	Perhaps. It's hard to tell at this point (the way beginning), but I'm not saying I wouldn't.
would you ever give him a lapdance?:	See above, but on a way lower status.
would you ever have a threesome, with him and someone else?:	Oh come on now. How am I supposed to know that yet?
would you ever film yourself with him on camera?:	Sure, but not sexually, thanks.
has the thought of being raped by him ever crossed your mind?:	Um, NO.
would you like for him to rape you?:	No, geeze. Why would someone want that?
would you feel comfortable in bed with him?:	Yes, I think.
have you ever watched porn and pretended you and him were the stars?:	No.
have you ever used a dildo and pretended it was him?:	No, geeze now. This is crazy.
have you ever talked sexually about him to your closest friends?:	No.
would you ever tell him your fantasies?:	Maybe. I don't know, geeze. Was the word "crush" not used? How serious can it be already, goodness!
do you want to have sex with him badly?:	No.
would you give him pleasure whenever he needed it?:	O. M. G.
if he asked you for a blowjob, would you do it?:	Not right now, no. We're not even TOGETHER yet, goodness.
do you think you'd be ready for sexual relations with him?:	Not at the moment, no.
do you write poems or stories about your fantasies?:	No.
if he was bisexual, would you still feel this way about him?:	Yes, I believe so.
are you a virgin?:	Yes.
Strange Coincidences
has a song ever came on and reminded you of him alot?:	Yes.
do you think you are going paranoid, like people watch you closely now?:	No.
have you ever bumped into him, looked at him and then just walked away?:	No. There is sufficient bumping into each other and definitely sufficient looking, but the walking away? Not so much.
are you more emotional now?:	Yes.
do you think about him for what seems like every second of the day?:	Not every second, but certainly often and much more often than I anticipated/remembered/usually do.
have you double taked on anything because it reminded you of him?:	Yes.
have you ever saw someone you thought was him?:	Not that wasn't him.
does he know you love him like this, fantasies and all?:	Um, I don't. So no.
has anything strange been happening to you?:	No.
do you smile alot more?:	Perhaps.
are you happy with the love you found?:	I HAVEN'T FOUND LOVE. Geeze.
do you love him so much, your friends think you're crazy?:	PEOPLE. Slow. the. fuck. down.
do you think you're crazy?:	No, but I'm pretty sure you are.
is he too old for you, too young or just right?:	He's probably a bit young, but I'm okay with it.
do you stare out your window and just think about him?:	No. I don't just stare out my window.
has anyone ever questioned your love for him in a bad way?:	I don't love him, so no.
has anyone ever said that you could do better?:	No, but I haven't really discussed it with people.
Final Fantasies
when having sex, would you more likely be on top or the bottom?:	GEEZE. Bottom, I guess. Lord.
would have sex on the kitchen counter?:	Sure.
the couch?:	This is ridiculous.
the floor?:	Honestly.
the shower?:	At this point,
the bed?:	the survey is just
on a hammock?:	Wait. No. I wouldn't have sex in a hammock because you would straight up fall out. Sorry.
in the tub?:	Other than that,
in public?:	ummm, as far as in public goes, it would depend on the situation. Definitely.
on camera?:	I'm reluctant to do so. My paranoia and all.
in front of close friends?:	That's a bit odd.
in a McDonalds bathroom?:	Ew, that's probably quite unsanitary. At least find a cleaner bathroom.
on a live cam for web viewers?:	No.
would you ever have anal sex?:	I'll cross that bridge when I even start having other sex, mmkay?
does size matter to you?:	See above, lordy.
do you prefer tall, average or short guys?:	Tall and average, I suppose.
should he have a certain hair color?:	Not really.
would you have sex on the first date if he asked you?:	No. wait, you mean he *asked*?? Well, then yeah I guess, geeze. As my eyes roll...
would you have sex in his car?:	Sure, though it'd be better in my car.
would you runaway just to be with him?:	I can't really see that happening, but that's probably because I'm not IN LOVE LIKE THE SURVEY WENT AND ASSUMED.
would you announce it over a loudspeaker that you love him?:	Hmm, no, perhaps because I DON'T.
would you do a crazy stunt to prove your love for him?:	I've never been so adamant about my non-love for someone I actually *liked.*
do you make it obvious you love him to certain people?:	The survey actually makes me sound *anti*-romanticism/love, which I am certainly not.
do you think about having sex with him non-stop?:	No. Goodness now.
would you travel the world to find him if he left?:	Perhaps if we were together, but, hmm oh yeah, we're NOT.
when he talks, do you get chills?:	No. That's ridiculous.
are you a nervous wreck around him?:	Not a wreck, no, but more nervous, probably.
does the way he makes you feel make you laugh and smile alot?:	Yes, otherwise I wouldn't be attracted to him.
if he ever looks at you, do you turn away quickly?:	No, shoot. Looks are more fun than that.
if you were dared to tell him how you feel, would you?:	Ummm, no. Dares don't sway me.
do you find yourself staring at him, without him ever knowing?:	A few times I have done so, but not very often, and usually only when I'm abnormally spacey.
would you compete for his heart?:	Yeah, I kind of am already.
would you introduce yourself to his parents?:	Yes.
could he put his trust in you?:	Yes, I'd like to think so.
could you put your trust in him?:	See above.
what song makes you think of him, if any?:	A few.
if he came up to you and said he loved you, what would you do?:	Um, I'd ask what was up because that would seem grandly out of the ordinary. Although I would not be *upset*, but I'd much rather prefer a "like" in place of that "loved."
describe him in at least 5 words:	Hmm, let's see ... open, refreshing, caring (which is a cheap word, I know), challenging, and honest.
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?:	Not unless I'm sick.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:	Lover. I don't like confrontation.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:	I'd rather not contemplate it, but I'm not a big fan of dying alone or failure in general.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:	Not really, no.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:	Um, I think it's getting a tad ridiculous, but I think conceptually it's nice.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:	If I get bored/have the straw long enough.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:	I was a fat baby, so HELL YEAH.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:	Ummm, it's interesting, yes, that it is. I'm very torn right now on how I feel about it, honestly.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:	A nice beige/white-ish color.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:	Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:	No.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:	Of course, but if I told you, I couldn't answer yes next time.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:	Europe.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:	No.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:	No, but it's on my list.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:	Yes, it's important, for sure.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:	A LOT.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:	No.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:	Yes.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:	Not really.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:	I'm personally against it.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:	I hope so.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:	Yes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:	Shitty people.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":	Today, when hanging up with Claire.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:	No, I don't think so.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:	Yes. I'm a sap.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:	Overeasy or in a broccoli/cheese omelette (I can't spell this word in English).
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:	Well, I'm not dumb, and I'm not really sure how one could make a basic judgment of intelligence based on hair pigment, so I'm gonna go with no.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:	Through the water hose. Damn it all.
WHAT TIME IS IT?:	4:02 am. Shit, I need to go to bed.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:	Yes.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:	Yes.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:	Slightly before midnight.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:	Showers, definitely.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:	No. Maybe his "spirit."
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:	Somewhat. More the unknown.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:	Starbucks psychologically, procrastination deathfully, and new experiences unrelentingly.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?:	Creamy, though I've recently learned to like crunchy. Like, not love.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:	No.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:	None. It's 4 am. The day is young.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:	Yeah, generally speaking. If you want the experience, go ahead, but realize brain cells ARE dying, and don't hide behind bullshit.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:	No. I usually don't.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?:	No.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:	Green.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:	I can't remember, which is good ... oh wait, after/when I watched Lost in Translation. So ... about a week ago. Slightly less. Maybe five or six days ago.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:	Yeah, mostly, though I'm sucking at it lately.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:	Um, I'm not here to make value judgments on others lives. I don't know them all that well.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:	Maybe a little bit.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:	Yes.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:	Yes.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:	No.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:	NO.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:	No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:	Yes, sort of.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:	Can be.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:	Yes, but I don't think it's personally for me. I think people make bad choices, but I also think the whole "as long as you both shall live" thing is important to remember.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:	No.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?:	Yes. Learned today.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:	A strawberry. Or applesauce. Or bread. I can't remember.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:	Sometimes, but not now.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:	Yes, goddammit anyway.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:	HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. Hands down. Worst. Commercial. Ever.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:	I have before, but I'm pissed at them lately. Discontinuing th eonly jeans I still like. Bastards.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:	I don't know.
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Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name::	Jessica.
Nicknames::	JR, JRea, Jessie.
Birthplace::	Naples, FL.
Current Location::	The world. =)
Hair Color::	Blonde.
Eye Color::	Green.
Height::	5'3".
Weight::	I don't even know.
Tatoos?::	None.
Piercings?::	Ears.
Overused Phrase::	"I'm just saying." (I'm trying to stop. I realized I'm never "just" saying.)
--Your--
Bedtime::	I don't have one. I need one (says 4:11 am).
Best Physical Feature::	Hair? Eyes?
Most Embarassing Moment::	I don't really do that.
Most Missed Memory::	France and Guy.
First Thought When You Wake Up::	Usually a sense of dread.
Weakness::	Past-dwelling.
Best Friends::	Hillary, Tricia, Nalleli, Claire.
Goal For The Year::	Erm ... Get to Europe by raising my GPA.
Greatest Fears::	Loneliness, most bugs, stasis.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...:	Neither. (Coke.)
McDonalds or Burger King...:	Neither. (BK.)
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...:	Hot.
Chocolate or Vanilla...:	Vanilla.
Water or Milk...:	Water.
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...:	Coffee.
Hugs or Kisses...:	Kisses.
Cats or Dogs...:	Dogs.
Summer or Winter...:	Winter.
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...:	Romantic Comedies.
Love or Money...:	Love.
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...:	Green.
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color::	Green.
Perferred Hair Color::	Dark.
Short Hair or Long Hair...:	Longer.
Perferred Height::	Average. Taller than me.
Perferred Weight::	Whatev.
Looks or Personality...:	Personality.
Hot or Cute...:	Both.
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...:	Depends. I like 'em lanky.
--Favs--
Number::	4.
Food::	Mashed potatoes.
Type of Music::	Pop.
Candy::	Chocolate.
Color::	Cerulean.
Animal::	Otters. They simply make me smile.
Drink::	Tea.
Body Part on the Opposite Sex::	Arms.
Movie::	Lost in Translation lately. Casablanca classically.
Past Time::	Hammock reading.
--Have You Ever--
Drank?:	Yes.
Smoked?:	No.
Been Beaten Up?:	No.
Bullied Someone?:	Maybe.
Skinny Dipped?:	No.
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?:	Yes.
Toliet Papered Someones House?:	No.
Played Poker W/ Money?:	No.
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?:	No.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?:	Yes.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?:	Yes.
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?:	Yes.
Went Camping?:	Yes.
Used The Restroom On A Tree?:	No.
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?:	No.
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?:	Yes.
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?:	Yes.
Danced In The Rain?:	Yes.
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?:	Yes.
Been On Stage?:	Yes.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?:	Yes.
Been To A Nude Beach?:	No.
Cursed In Church?:	Yes.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?:	Yes.
Burnt Yourself?:	Yes.
Been Dumped?:	Yes.
Dumped Someone?:	Yes.
Been In Love?:	Yes, I think so.
Been Hit On Someone To Old?:	Yes.
Wanted To Be A Model?:	Maybe when I was young and delusional.
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?:	See above.
Bought Lottery Tickets?:	No.
Made Out In A Car?:	Yes. Damn, I need to do that again.
Cried During A Movie?:	Yes.
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?:	Yes.
Made Love On The Beach?:	No.
Shoplifted?:	No.
Seen Someone Shoplift?:	No.
Hung Up On Someone?:	Yes.
Yelled At Your Pet?:	Yes.
Gotten Seasick?:	Yes.
Tried To Strip When Drunk?:	Strip? No.
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?:	Um, no. Do people do that?
Stalked Someone?:	Yes, sort of.
Had A Stalker?:	Yes, sort of.
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?:	Yes, sort of.
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?:	Yes.
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?:	Yes, though I don't anymore because I don't.
Protested?:	Yes.
Been To An Island?:	Yes.
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?:	Yes.
Screamed In A Library?:	No. I like libraries.
Made Out W/ A Stranger?:	Yes. Hmm. =)
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?:	Perhaps ... I didn't know the strangers long enough to know.
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?:	Yes.
Talked To A Complete Stranger?:	Yes.
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?:	No.
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?:	No.
Threw Up In School?:	Not that I can remember, but maybe.
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?:	YES.
Wore Something You Hated?:	Yes.
Wore Something To Match Someone?:	Yes.
Been To A Luau?:	Not officially. Maybe luau-themed parties.
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?:	Yes.
Been On TV?:	Yes.
Been Outta The Country?:	Yes.
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?:	Yes.
Won A Pool Game?:	Yes. I'm actually decent at pool. And I like it.
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?:	No.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?:	No. Take a nap, sleep it off.
Dieted?:	Yes.
Had An Eating Disorder?:	Yes.
Cheated On Your Other?:	No.
Been Cheated On?:	Not that I'm aware of.
Been Paid To Date Someone?:	No.
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?:	No.
Tanned Topless?:	Yes.
Been Strip Searched?:	Yes.
Been On A Plane?:	Yes.
Been On A Cruise?:	No.
Been Pantsed In Public?:	No. On second thought, maybe, perhaps in playground situations.
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?:	Yes.
Broke Someone's Heart?:	Maybe.
Sung In The Shower?:	Yes.
Bought Something Way To Expensive?:	Yes. Mostly shoes.
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?:	Yes.
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?:	Yes.
Been Walked In On While Showering?:	Yes.
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?:	No.
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?:	No, though probably should have been.
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?:	No.
Been In Detention?:	Yes.
Feel Off A Roof?:	No.
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?:	Yes.
Been In A Wreck?:	Yes.
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?:	No, braked.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?:	No.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?:	Yes.
Been Shot?:	No.
Had A Water Gun War?:	Yes.
Been Arrested?:	No.
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?:	No, I try not to have regrets. If everything hadn't happened exactly as it did, now would not be now.
Country You Wanna Visit::	Ireland.
Way You Wanna Die::	I have no preferred way of dying ... as easily as can be done, I suppose.
Like Thunderstorms?:	Yes.
Get Along W/ Your Parents?:	Yes, mostly.
R U A Health Freak?:	Not really. I think it's important to try not to die too early, but I also think it's important to actually live.
U Think Ur Attractive?:	Not really, no.
Do You Believe In Yourself?:	Sometimes, not terribly much lately.
Wanna Get Married?:	Yes, I'd like to.
Wanna Go To College?:	I already am doing so.
Shower Daily?:	Not always.
Want Kids?:	Yes, I'd like to.
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?:	I don't really have a timeframe on that ... whenever it feels right.
Do U Hate Anyone?:	Not really.
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?:	I've never tried.
Do You Think You Can Sing?:	Yeah.
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?:	No.
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?:	No.
Can You Whistle?:	Yes.
Can You Walk In High Heels?:	Yes.
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?:	Sometimes.
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?:	Sometimes.
Can You Multitask?:	Yes.
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?:	No.
Can You Fit In Your Locker?:	I don't have a locker.
Do You Spit?:	No.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?:	Um, they'd both taste like syrupy sugar at this point. I used to be able to.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?:	I wouldn't tell you, that's for sure.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?:	I prefer J'adore Dior.
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?:	I'm not into bars of soap. I like shower gel.
What's Your Favorite Scent?:	Do I have one? I like baking scents, and fresh cut grass, and a lot of colognes, and certain memory house scents ...
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?:	Probably not. Maybe, but probably not.
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