[X] You know someone that cares about you.
[ ] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiancee/ husband/ wife.
[ ] You have your own room.
[X ] You own a cell phone.
[/] You get good grades.
[X] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[ ] You live in a house.

T O T A L:3.5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.

T O T A L: 8

[ ] You have over 100 friends on myspace.
[x] You have pictures on myspace.
[ ] You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[x] People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[ ] You look foward to go to school.
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[/] You do something after school.
[/] You shower daily.

T O T A L: 4

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[/] You're healthy.
[ ] You've never had a cavity.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-consious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[/] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[/] You know your parents care and love you.

T O T A L: 4.5

[/] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[/] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[/] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[/] You are happy you're living.

T O T A L: 5

Now count up the number and multiply by 2. Then repost saying 'My life is __% perfect.

My life is 50% perfect. (It's like when they say it's a 50% chance of rain -- they just have no clue. My life is clueless as far as perfection goes.)

Song Choice.

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::	Ooo ooo *ooo*. Rufus Wainwright.
Are you male or female::	Natasha.
Describe yourself::	Harvester of Hearts.
How do some people feel about you::	Beautiful Child.
How do you feel about yourself::	Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk.
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::	The Consort.
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::	Hometown Waltz.
Describe where you want to be::	Leaving for Paris.
Describe what you want to be::	Want.
Describe how you live::	Go or Go Ahead.
Describe how you love::	This Love Affair.
Share a few words of wisdom:	Oh What a World.
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Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::	Jeff Buckley.
Are you male or female::	Just Like A Woman.
Describe yourself::	Haven't You Heard.
How do some people feel about you::	Grace.
How do you feel about yourself::	Lilac Wine.
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::	Strange Fruit.
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::	Calling You.
Describe where you want to be::	Dream Brother.
Describe what you want to be::	So Real.
Describe how you live::	I Know We Could Be So Happy (If We Wanted To Be).
Describe how you love::	Lover, You Should Have Come Over.
Share a few words of wisdom:	What Will You Say.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits:	Wild World - Cat Stevens.
Waking up:	I'm Only Sleeping - Beatles.
Average day:	Spider on My Wall - Eric Hurst.
First date:	Stuck on You - Elvis Presley.
Falling in love:	This Year's Love - David Gray.
Love scene:	Colorblind - Counting Crows.
Fight scene:	Tango Sensations: Fear - Yo Yo Ma.
Breaking up:	We Might As Well Be Strangers - Keane.
Getting back together:	Warning Sign - Coldplay.
Secret love:	Secret - Maroon 5.
Life's okay:	Scar - Missy Higgins.
Mental breakdown:	Going Under - Evanescence.
Driving:	Clarity - John Mayer.
Learning a lesson:	Best of You - Foo Fighters.
Deep thought:	Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap.
Flashback:	You're Beautiful - James Blunt.
Partying:	Run It - Chris Brown.
Happy dance:	Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves.
Regreting:	No Good Deed - Wicked.
Long night alone:	Look Through My Window - Mamas and the Papas.
Death scene:	Between the Bars - Madeleine Peyroux.
Closing credits:	Seasons of Love - Rent.
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Freaking long.

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?:	Acissej
What did you do last night?:	I went to the opera and then watched Sex and the City while eating some pretty wonderful Italian delivery.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:	American Idol mp3s from last week.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:	Um, NO.
Last time you swam in a pool?:	A freaking long time ago ... August for Kings Island?
What are you wearing?:	Pajamas and a hoodie.
How many cars have you owned?:	*Really* none. Kind of two.
Type of music you dislike most?:	Music that really *isn't* music, as in has no melody, is just screaming and random noises.
Are you registered to vote?:	Nope. I wasn't eligible to vote in any elections until recently. I need to do that.
Do you have cable?:	Yep.
What kind of computer do you use?:	Gateway PC.
Ever made a prank phone call?:	Not consciously, I believe.
You like anyone right now?:	Um, yeah. It's kind of getting in the way of my life. Hmm.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:	Sky diving, definitely. Bungee jumping, I'd have to be in the right mood.
Furthest place you ever traveled?:	Munich, Germany -- Florence/Siena, Italy -- Paris/Provence, France. I don't know exactly mileage from here. I'd guess Germany.
What's your favorite comic strip?:	Foxtrot.
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:	Yes. I can play it still, too.
Shower, morning or night?:	Morning. Though night showers in Italy were the SHIT.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?:	Sex and the City. Which doesn't count, I know, but what the fuck EVER.
Favorite pizza toppings?:	Cheeeese. Only.
Chips or popcorn?:	Chips.
What cell phone provider do you have?:	Verizon.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:	No. And I've never even heard of that. W. T. F.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:	Um, no.
Orange Juice or apple?:	Orange juice.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?:	I don't sit at lunch anymore. Who does that?
favorite chocolate bar?:	Mr. Goodbar. Ooooo! Or Nutrageous.
Who is your longest friend and how long?:	Tricia Lines. The details are fuzzy ... three years now-ish? Four? Who knows. The future is longer than the past.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:	Um, never. I do not like tomatos.
Have you ever won a trophy?:	Yep, lots.
Favorite arcade game?:	Tetris, all the way.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:	Nope. Tempted, yes.
Sprite or 7-UP?:	I don't drink pop. But, 7-Up.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:	No.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:	Probably pictures (developed).
Ever thrown up in public?:	Not that I can really remember.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:	True love. Geezus.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	Maybe kinda sorta a little. *Knowledge* at first sight, definitely.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:	Jimmy Neutron. I'm pretty anti-SpongeBob.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:	Yes and no. I was all over the board.
What message is on your voicemail machine?:	Just me giving my name and the usual leave a message spiel.
Where would you like to go right now?:	To a certain house with a certain someone. Or be in Paris with a different certain someone. So what if I keep a backlogue of loves? It happens.
Whats the name of your pet?:	Honey.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:	The same as H.M.S.! Yeah, bitches! Books and the like.
What do you think about most?:	I think about *a lot*, and probably nothing surpasses anything else necessarily.
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Everything Your Friends need to know about You!
Personal Info
Your Name?:	Jessica
Your B-Day?:	July 15.
Nicknames?:	JR, J.Rea, Jess, Jessie.
Birthplace?:	Naples, FL.
Zodiac Sign?:	Cancer.
Chinese Zodiac?:	Rabbit.
Height?:	5'3".
Hair Color?:	Blonde.
Eye Color:	Green.
Race, Heritage?:	Caucasian, Irish.
In a Relationship?:	Only with my Sex and the City DVDs.
About Your Friends
Your Best Friend?:	Tricia.
Your Longest Friend?:	Tricia.
Your First Friend?:	Becky.
Are you still Friends?:	No.
Your Newest Friend?:	Claire.
Like better, Guy or Girl Friends?:	Both in different ways. Girl, I guess.
Why?:	There are just some things you can't talk about with guys.
Have more Guy or Girl Friends?:	Girl.
Funnest?:	Oh, they're all fun. Claire, I'll say, for the point of having an answer.
Wierdest?:	Oh, we're all just as weird. That's for sure.
Girliest?:	I don't know any crazy girly people.
Craziest?:	See weirdest.
About Your Family
Your Mother?:	Yes, she exists ...?
Your Father?:	Ditto.
Have Brothers?:	Nope.
Sisters?:	Yes, one.
This or That
Pepsi - Coke?:	I don't drink pop, but Coke.
Bud - Miller?:	I don't drink beer. Haven't, don't.
Bowl - Joint?:	I don't smoke. Haven't, don't.
T.V. - Movie?:	TV.
Magazine - Book?:	Book.
Gold - Silver - Platinum?:	Silver.
Chinese food - Mexican food?:	Mexican. (Though Italian over either.)
Meat - Veggies?:	Veggies.
Candy - Ice Cream?:	Ice Cream.
Milk Shake - Smoothie?:	Smoothie.
Fruit - Vegetables?:	Fruit.
Fries - Onion Rings?:	Fries.
Rap - Rock?:	Rock.
Mountains - Beach?:	Beach.
Dogs - Cats?:	Dogs.
Tom - Jerry?:	Tom.
Road Runner - Wylie Coyote?:	Wylie Coyote.
Boxers - Briefs?:	Boxers.
Thong - Booty Shorts?:	Booty Shorts.
Optimist - Pessimist?:	Optimist.
Ocean - Lake?:	Ocean.
Kiss - Hug?:	Kiss.
Snow - Rain?:	Snow.
SkateBoard - RollerBlade?:	Rollerblade.
Favorites
Movie?:	Casablanca.
Actor?:	Johnny Depp. oooooo, or Jimmy Stewart.
Actress?:	Gwyneth Paltrow. or, the classic Ms. Katharine Hepburn.
Band, Musical Group?:	The Beatles, Coldplay, The Killers.
Song?:	"Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley.
Album?:	"Grace" by Jeff Buckley.
Non Alcoholic Drink?:	Water.
Alcoholic Drink?:	Long Island Iced Teas.
T.V. show?:	Grey's Anatomy.
Channel?:	Anything.
Food?:	Italian.
Candy?:	Gummies.
Restaurant?:	Verage.
Shoes?:	Flip flops. Or stilletos.
Stuffed Animal?:	Loveheart.
Time of Day?:	2 pm.
Season?:	Fall.
Place?:	Paris.
Holliday?:	Christmas.
Sport?:	Football.
Book?:	"Tender is the Night" by Fitzgerald.
Author?:	Vonnegut.
Color?:	Green.
Number?:	4.
Animal?:	Otter.
Pet?:	Dog.
Family Moment?:	I can't pick one. The hayride/chili? Holidays in general? Good car rides... lots of things.
Memory with Friend(s)?:	See above. Good times doing nothing much.
Relationship Stuff
In One?:	Only with Sex and the City. And my laptop.
Longest Relationship?:	Welllll, five months? Officially.
With Whom?:	Let us not go there.
First?:	I had one?
Your First Kiss?:	Yep, it happened.
How Was It?:	It was good. Cute. Simple. I obsessed about it all night.
How Old Were You?:	16. Stupid, really.
Virgin??:	I am ...?
If Not, What Age Lost?:	Something equal to or above 18.
Ever Been in Love?:	Yes, I think so.
In Love Now?:	Only in the way that the above-mentioned love has had no reason to stop yet.
If Yes, Who?:	I'm not telling.
Where'd you go for your First Date?:	First "official" was the park and then pizza.
Where'd you go on your Favorite Date?:	Um, I don't have a favorite. Sad, really.
Where'd you go on your Last Date?:	The movies.
Now a Bunch of Random Shit
Have any Tattoos?:	Nope.
If Yes, What and Where?:	--
Want any Tattoos, If no or if you want More?:	Maybe. I'm currently convincing myself daily not to get one.
If Yes, What and Where?:	Um, my foot. A little g. For several reasons.
Have any Piercings?:	Yes.
If Yes, Where?:	My ears.
Want any Piercings, If no or if You want More?:	Maybe, but nothing crazy. Just more ear-ness.
What do you Drive?:	I don't regularly drive at this time of the year, but it's a car when I do.
Whats your Dream Car or Dream Truck?:	Corvette. I *will* own one.
Would You Modify It?:	Um, no?
Any other Dream Machines?:	Just Johnny Depp.
What Style of Clothes Do you wear?:	Comfortable.
What Kindof Music Do you Listen To?:	Lots.
Do You do anything Outdoors?:	Yeah, I walk.
If Yes, What?:	Oops.
Moon -or- Stars:	Moon.
If you could be an animal, Which One?:	A horse. Or a bird.
Why?:	Because I'd like to run/fly/roam.
If you could look like any celebrity, Which One?:	No thanks.
Why?:	--
Do You like Cartoons?:	Not particularly. South Park, Family Guy, yes.
If Yes, Which is your favorite?:	Family Guy.
Day -or- Night?:	Day.
Ever Got High?:	Only on life and love.
If Yes, Did you Like It?:	Yep.
Ever been Drunk?:	Yes, once.
If Yes, How Drunk?:	Um, drunk enough. But I survived without a hangover, so yay for that.
Also If Yes, Did you Have Fun?:	Ooooh yeah.
Last Time Drunk?:	Mid January.
With Who?:	Kat, Rubia, Erika, lots and lots of other people.
Last Time High?:	On life? Early June.
With Who?:	Grad party people.
Do you like the Writer of this Survey?:	I don't know the writer of this survey.
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1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!)
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?::	Pie.
Pie or 3.14159...?::	3.14151989...blah blah blah.
Chocolate or vanilla?::	Vanilla.
Black or white?::	Black.
Ceiling or floor?::	Floor.
Couch or bed?::	Couch.
Cough or sneeze?::	Sneeze.
On or off?::	On.
Closed or open?::	Closed.
Brush or comb?::	Brush.
Long or short?::	Long.
Big or small?::	Small.
Wet or dry?::	Dry.
Under or over?::	Over.
Top or bottom?::	Top.
Fly or fall?::	Fly.
Smile or frown?::	Smile.
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::	Joy.
Hot or cold?::	Cold.
Warm or cool?::	Warm.
Rough or smooth?::	Smooth.
Cat or dog?::	Dog.
Snake or bird?::	Bird.
Shark or T-Rex?::	FUCKING NEITHER. Sorry. Outburst. I just hate both. Irrationally, yeah.
Past or present?::	Present.
Science fiction or fantasy?::	Fantasy.
Dull or sharp?::	Sharp.
Live forever or die young?::	Both, like Lestat. Heh. Um, live forever, I guess.
Books or television?::	Television. I'm not even gonna lie. Lately, I just need quick, mindless fixes.
Jump or skip?::	Skip.
Fast or slow?::	Slow.
Run or walk?::	Run.
Guy or girl?::	Guy.
Disney or Warner Brothers?::	Disney.
Belle or Jasmine?::	Belle.
Gaston or Cruella Deville?::	Gaston.
Food or friends?::	Friends.
Colors or black and white?::	Black and white.
Cute or pretty?::	Cute.
Good or evil?::	Good.
Fruits or vegetables?::	Fruits.
Milk or juice?::	Milk.
Hot chocolate or gingerale?::	Hot chocolate.
Beer or wine?::	Wine.
Movies or cartoons?::	Movies.
Pillow or blanket?::	Blanket.
Moon or stars?::	Moon.
Sky or sea?::	Sea.
Explode or implode?::	Explode.
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?::	I don't know. I don't have a mirror. Pink-ish?
Your foot?::	Black right now ... damn black flip flops combined with the soot of walking in NYC.
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::	No?
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::	Um, NO. Stupidity does not turn me on.
Do you chew on your homework?::	No. Am I a goat?
Pencils?::	Prefer over pens.
Do you read the dictionary?::	Only when I'm very bored. Or want to learn something.
Encyclopedia?::	Ditto, but less often.
Atlas?::	Only when I feel damn nostalgic.
Road map?::	See above.
Do you memorize random facts?::	Not particularly.
Do you stalk anyone?::	I kind of lowkey stalk a few people. As in, if they showed up, I'd follow them. And I really would like to see them.
Does anyone stalk you?::	No, I don't believe so.
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::	No. I don't cut the grass at all right now.
Do you dust your lawn?::	I don't have a lawn. And I wouldn't if I did.
Do you collect dust?::	No.
Lint?::	NO.
Baby teeth?::	No. I see how we got a thousand questions.
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::	Perhaps for the money.
Do you wish prostitution was legal?::	Not really. Although I don't really see the point in outlawing it ... how does it really affect anyone else besides the parties involved?
Do you use lotion on your feet?::	Sometimes.
Do you have problems with Canadians?::	Not really.
Mexicans?::	See above.
Americans?::	See above. Unless I'm in England, then I start feeling like I'm the most impromper, icky, inappropriately loud and annoying person ever because of my American-ness.
The French?::	Not at all. A French major and visits there will do that to you.
The English?::	Nope.
Have you ever played a kazoo?::	Yes.
Have you ever shot someone?::	Just a body cutout.
Something?::	See above.
How many pairs of underwear do you own?::	A lot. And yet I always seem to need more. Stupid laundry.
Jeans?::	See above.
What ring size are you?::	I have no clue. 7?
Belt size?::	Reeeally no clue.
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::	No.
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::	No.
Do you eat a lot?::	Not really.
Do you get excited over cameras?::	YES!
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::	No. "It's a piiiickle!!!!" Stupid.
Poison?::	No...
Knives?::	No. In fact, I steer clear of them. Bad track record with the women in my family.
Cheese?::	Maybe a little. I love cheese.
Penguins?::	Not really.
Bald people?::	Nope.
Scrawny African children?::	Um, no.
Midgets?::	No.
Pirates?::	Only if you're discussing Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. In which case, YES.
Corny jokes?::	A little. Johnson!
Are you a virgin?::	Yes.
Are you a hermaphrodite?::	No.
Do you tie string to your teeth?::	No.
Do you bite yourself?::	No.
Cut yourself?::	No.
Do you get cold sores often?::	No.
Do you have a cold right now?::	No, thank goodness. As if I need something else to add to the pot.
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::	No.
Do you like to touch sharp objects?::	No.
Do you have a twitching problem?::	No.
Are you homicidal?::	No.
What do you do on the computer?::	Lots of things. Nothing really worthwhile.
Anything your parents should know about?::	Yeah, probably.
Are you happy with your life?::	Yeah, for the most part.
Is everybody else happy with your life?::	Lol how should I know? And why should I care?
Do you like 100% white grape juice?::	I've never tried it, but I don't really like grape juice (or most juices in general), so probably not.
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::	Um, the leaves are.
How big is the universe?::	I was just discussing this today. The whole meta-universe idea. Pretty huge, in short.
What's the logic behind your answer?::	Lots of thought. It won't fit in this box. Deal with it.
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::	Um, it widely varies. Anywhere from none to twelve.
What do you dream about?::	A lot of things. Today, it was killer zombies who were known by braces. Bare teeth = cured/good. Blue braces = turned, but not evil yet. Purple = going to eat people.
Anything your parents should know about?::	Again, yeah.
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::	No.
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::	I don't know.
Do you have AIM?::	Yes.
MSN?::	No.
YIM?::	Yes, though I hardly use it and I've never seen that shorthand for it.
A Neopets account?::	No.
A Vampirefreaks account?::	No...
A Quizilla account?::	No account, but I take quizzes from time to time.
A Bzoink account?::	Uh, chyeah! Although I deleted all the old stuff from it when I realized it was google-susceptible.
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::	Um, no. I'd be up screaming and freaking out.
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::	NO.
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::	Not particularly. But they're good luck anyhow.
Are you scared of everything that breathes?::	No, not everything.
Doesn't breathe?::	See above.
Are you scared of anything at all?::	Yes.
What?::	Lots of things.
Which cardinal direction do you like best?::	North.
Do you have a life?::	Yep.
Do you have a microphone on your computer?::	I can plug one into it.
A webcam?::	No.
A scanner?::	No.
A printer?::	Yes, but it is worth shit.
A cordless mouse?::	Sort of ... a mouse-y keypad thing ... that's wireless.
Does your mouse light up?::	No.
Are you scared of mice?::	Not *really*.
What kind of computer do you have?::	Gateway.
Were you ever physically abused?::	No.
Verbally?::	No.
Sexually?::	I have some doubts on this one, but nothing too much.
Do you wish you were a fish?::	Not really. I wrote a poem once about being a fish when I was in the 7th grade, and it was very existential. The fish wanted to die. Strange.
A cat?::	I wouldn't deny it, I guess. Sleeping all day, not a bad deal.
A dog?::	See above, with a little more energy to it.
Do you have a cell phone?::	Yes.
What kind is it?::	Verizon. And I love Verizon.
Do you weasel out of things?::	Yeah, lots. I have a tendency to manipulate situations and people into what I want them to be.
Do your teachers like you?::	Yeah. At least they did in high school. They don't know me as well here, but I think if I really like them/the class, I give off "good student" vibes.
Do your parents like you?::	Yeah, mostly at least.
Do your siblings like you?::	Probably. At least in some small way sometimes.
Does karma, if it exists, love you?::	Karma definitely exists. It loves me and then hates me. It's very mercurial.
Did you have a tail when you were born?::	No.
Do you enjoy school?::	Sometimes.
Do you sleep under or over the covers?::	Under, totally.
Do you sleep in a bed?::	Yes.
Do you catch yourself floating at times?::	No.
Are you a packrat?::	Yes.
Do you know HTML or CSS?::	A little HTML.
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::	Maybe pencils or food I put in my mouth...?
Do you shy away from social situations?::	It depends on the social situation.
Are you obsessed with shiny things?::	Not overly so. They'll catch my eye.
Are you at least attracted to them?::	See above.
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::	Nope.
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::	No.
Do you label other people?::	Yes.
Are you proud?::	Sometimes.
Do you like scrambled eggs?::	They're okay. Only with cheese. Or salsa. Or both.
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?::	Not terribly frequently.
Do you wet the bed?::	Nope.
What age did you stop?::	I don't remember.
Do you lie a lot?::	Yes.
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::	Not frequently, but it happens.
Brush your hair?::	I do that everyday. I looked in the mirror once when I hadn't -- cured me really quickly.
Do you use deoderant?::	Yes.
Do you masturbate?::	I have.
How often?::	Depends.
Are you an alcoholic?::	No.
A druggie?::	No.
Do you drink illegally?::	Yes.
Do you wear underwear?::	Yes.
Do you change your underwear frequently?::	Not crazy frequently, but reasonably frequently.
Are you a coward?::	Sometimes.
A loser?::	Only in fun ways.
An idiot?::	See above.
Do you chatspeak?::	Um, not really.
Are you a bad friend?::	Not usually. With returning calls, yeah.
Are you untrustworthy?::	No.
Unreliable?::	No.
Do you pick your nose?::	If there's something up there really annoying me.
Are you imperfect?::	God yes, of course.
Ugly?::	Sometimes I think so.
Do you have bad hair?::	Not really. Maybe uninteresting.
A big nose?::	I don't think it's big so much as weird in different ways.
Are you shallow?::	I can be.
Greedy?::	Sometimes.
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::	No. I keep the love emotion pretty sacred.
Do you have any /important/ talents?::	I have talents. Whether or not they fit into /important/, I don't know.
Do you burp often?::	No.
Are you impolite?::	No.
Disrespectful?::	No.
Sadistic?::	Maybe a little.
Are you a pansy?::	Yeah, probably.
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::	Not really ... I just do what I do.
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::	No.
Do you have buck teeth?::	No.
Acne?::	Yes.
Mental illnesses?::	Besides pretty chronic undiagnosed anxiety? No.
Are you fake?::	Not really. I can be, but it's only out of worry and politeness.
Does your breath smell?::	At the current moment? Yeah, like Mexican food.
Do you have a strong body odor?::	I try to keep that at bay with deodorant, which we discussed earlier.
Do you have bad teeth?::	I'd hope not. $5000 for braces should have fixed that.
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::	No.
Are you overweight?::	Yeah.
Anorexic?::	Not currently.
Bulimic?::	No.
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::	No. Unless my ears are inappropriate.
A tattoo?::	No.
Are you a wannabe?::	I want to be things ...
Do you get bad grades?::	Not yet. Ask me again in a month.
What's your IQ level?::	I think last time I took a test it was like 140s.
Are you a bad guesser?::	I don't guess. I'm usually correct in what I'm thinking, but I don't like to put myself out there, to be wrong, so I don't guess.
Are you slow?::	I can be.
Are you bad at reading people?::	Not really.
Are you too nice for your own good?::	Yeah.
Do you have a lot of friends?::	Facebook tells me I have 91 just at my college.
Do you give in easily?::	No, I can be pretty stubborn. It depends on how long the argument has been going on and how much I care about the argument and the other person.
Are you stubborn?::	Yes.
Are you annoying?::	I can be.
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::	Not usually.
Are you a necrophilliac?::	No.
Are you incestual?::	No. I used to think my cousin was cute. But I don't want to do or marry him.
Is your room messy?::	Yeah, pretty much.
Do you make fun of other people?::	Yes.
Do you respect your body?::	Sometimes.
Are you arrogant?::	About a few things.
Do you have low self-esteem?::	Often.
Are you unique?::	In some ways.
Are your hands clammy?::	Right now? No.
Are you short?::	Yes.
Are you freakishly tall?::	No.
Do you like Simple Plan?::	Yeah, sure.
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?::	Yes.
Do you believe in magic?::	In some ways.
True love?::	I'd like to.
Heaven?::	Yes.
Hell?::	I'm not sure. More emptiness/nothing.
Satan?::	Still, not sure. Less sure, if anything.
The Lord and Lady?::	No...?
The Goddess?::	No.
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::	I like the idea of them. Maybe in some small way.
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::	I don't know them.
Are you an atheist?::	No.
Agnostic?::	Sometimes, but not too often. I'm just a doubtful person overall, but I keep coming back to the utter miracles in my life and that one certain night.
Do you believe in fairies?::	Not really.
Dragons?::	Nope.
Unicorns?::	No, but that'd be pretty sweet. Maybe over the rainbow.
Gollums?::	No.
Santa?::	No.
The Easter Bunny?::	No.
The Tooth Fairy?::	No.
Pixies?::	No.
Phoenixes?::	No, but I'd like to. Harry Potter!
Elves?::	No, but I'd like to. Legolas!
Dwarves?::	No.
Mermaids?::	Not really, but I *really* liked The Little Mermaid.
Karma?::	Yes.
Immortality?::	Maybe intellectually.
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::	No.
Mayan Gods?::	No.
Incan Gods?::	No.
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::	Not really.
Do you believe in life on other planets?::	Perhaps.
Do you believe in parallel universes?::	Maybe.
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::	Wouldn't that be sweet.
Do you believe in Eternity?::	Yes.
Do you believe in evolution?::	Yes.
Do you believe in life after death?::	Yes, I think so.
What happens to us after we die?::	Heaven if we've lived a good life, death of soul if we haven't. Purgatory maybe to decide? I don't know.
Do you believe in superheroes?::	Not really.
Super villains?::	Not in the fantastic sense of the word.
Do you believe in Fate?::	Yes, definitely.
That everything has a purpose?::	Yes.
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::	No.
Sex?::	No.
Love?::	Not everything, but about 99% of things.
Success?::	No.
Making yourself happy?::	No.
Making others happy?::	No.
Religion?::	No.
Politics?::	No.
Do you believe in miracles?::	Yes.
Angels?::	Yes.
Demons?::	No.
Ghosts?::	Yes.
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::	I'd like to think there is.
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::	Maybe.
Do you believe in selfessness at all?::	Hmm ... I'm doubtful, but not entirely so.
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::	Not if it's not meant to happen.
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::	Usually.
Do you believe that anything can happen?::	Yes.
=>The Basics<=
Name::	Jessica
Age::	18
Gender::	Female
Happy with it?::	Yes
Eye color::	Green
Happy with it?::	Yes
If not, what would you change it to?::	I'm perfectly happy with it.
Hair color::	Blonde
Happy with it?::	Yes
If not, what would you change it to?::	ARGH.
Hair length::	Long.
Hair style::	Straight.
Have you ever dyed your hair?::	No.
What color?::	--
Do you dye your hair frequently?::	No, never.
Has it ever gotten damaged?::	Maybe from chlorine and sun and such.
Are you clean-shaven?::	Where exactly?
What's your body type?::	I don't know the categories for this. It's more "check a box" than enter a long response.
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::	Somewhere inbetween, but more short and fat. Definitely short.
Thin or full lips?::	In-between? More thin than full.
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::	Thin, but there's a lot of it.
Have you ever had lice?::	Yes.
How old were you?::	Young.
Nicknames::	J.Rea, JR, Jess, Jessie.
Happy with them?::	Sure.
Aliases::	Don't have any yet.
What made you choose them?::	--
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::	Jesse.
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::	Really not my choice.
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::	No, I love my last name.
What heritage does your first name imply?::	Generic.
Middle name?::	Ditto.
Last name?::	Irish/Scottish.
Place of birth::	Naples. Not Italy.
Date of birth::	7/15.
Nationality::	American.
Were you named after anyone?::	Sort of. Great-aunt, but I think that wasn't the only or main reason.
Who?::	Oops.
What side of the family does your name come from?::	Dad.
Did your parents immigrate?::	No.
How about your grandparents?::	No.
Your great grandparents?::	I don't know.
Farther back into your family?::	See above.
Where did they emmigrate from?::	Ireland.
Where did they immigrate to?::	Here/US.
Skin color::	Light. Pale even.
What's your facial structure like?::	Okay, that's too extensive.
Height::	5'3"
Happy with it?::	Sure. I enjoy being short. Worked well for caves.
Weight::	I don't even know.
Happy with it?::	No.
How old are your parents?::	Above 40.
What's your father's name?::	Anyone who would be reading this should know it.
Your mother's?::	Ditto.
Do you have any siblings?::	Yes.
How old are they?::	12.
What are their names?::	Jenny.
Do you get along with your family?::	Yes, for the most part most of the time.
Do you wish they were different?::	No.
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::	No.
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::	No.
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::	Yeah, I think so.
If so, why?::	I don't know, I wasn't there.
Who do you get along with most?::	A few people.
=>Favorites<=
Color::	Green.
Month::	October.
Year::	2005 was pretty sweet.
Decade::	I'll take the 2000s so far.
Century::	The 20th one?
Millenium::	This one, thanks.
Animal::	Otter.
Movie::	Casablanca.
Book::	Tender is the Night.
River::	The Seine. or the Arno.
Lake::	Erie, I guess.
Ocean::	Atlantic. (Only one I've seen.)
Country::	France.
City::	Paris.
State::	I'm torn. NYC if it was its own.
Province::	I don't know.
Place to go in your neighborhood::	Starbucks, my living space.
Person::	I don't have one.
Relative::	Ditto.
Pet::	Honey, Angel, others. They're all different, don't make me choose.
Actor::	Jimmy Stewart.
Actress::	Natalie Portman lately.
Celebrity::	Yeah, no.
Musician::	I have lots.
Singer::	Ella.
Band::	Beatles, Killers, Coldplay.
Movie genre::	Comedy.
Book genre::	Actually interesting.
Play genre::	Musical.
Play::	I don't know.
Musical::	Don't make me pick. I equally love Wicked, Avenue Q, and Rent.
Poem::	I love the Shel Silverstein "I'm not going to school today, I have the measles and the mumps..." one. As I do some Rosetti and The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock.
Writer::	Vonnegut, Fitzgerald, lots more to discover.
Song::	I have many, but "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley is my stock response.
Sport::	Football.
Drink::	Long Island Iced Teas.
Food::	Pizza. Or mashed potatoes. Or fries. Seasoned ones.
Brand of cereal::	I love Honey Bunches of Oats. And Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. And Wheat Chex. I pretty much adore cereal.
Candy bar::	Nutrageous or 5th Avenue or Mr. Goodbar.
Disney princess::	Belle, probably. Ooo or Ariel.
Disney prince::	Oh, they're mostly generic. I pick Aladdin because he had personality. Oh, but I did love the Beast with all his issues.
Disney villain::	Well, they all scared me sufficiently. I guess Cruella because she wasn't supernatural, she was just meeeean.
Disney character::	How about a sidekick? Like Sebastian and Flounder. Or Thumper! Love the sidekicks.
CD::	"Grace" by Jeff Buckley, but I know a lot of good ones.
Director::	I find I really enjoy Nichols. Oh, and I'm a SUCKER for Truffaut.
Videogame::	The racing one I own ... with monkeys and mouses and birds and squirrels and such animals.
Computer game::	I like BubbleTrouble.
Game::	Twister.
Board game::	Sorry!
Word game::	The how-many-words-can-you-make-out-of-these-letters game.
Clothing style::	I don't even care. Classic.
Truth or dare question::	Truth.
Fairy tale::	I was always a fan of fairy tales.
Lullaby::	Brahms.
Holiday::	Christmas.
Mythological creature::	Unicorn. Phoenix.
Miscellaneous item::	Sex and the City DVDs. My pillow.
Storybook character::	I love everyone in Tender is the Night. I'm kind of in love with "Jonah" from some book I read once ...
Movie character::	Oh, I can't pick just one. Christian from Moulin Rouge. I LOVE him.
Play character::	I don't know.
Musical character::	Ummmm, Elpheba? No, Princeton. NO, Mark.
College::	I'll take mine. =)
Football team::	OSU Buckeyes, darling.
Soccer team::	Some French one, I guess. Or Manchester. That's a name I actually remember being a team.
Tennis player::	Roddick. Yeah, it's 'cause he's cute. Deal with it. I don't follow tennis.
Hockey team::	Detroit.
Basketball team::	I don't care.
Baseball team::	The Clippers because I'll remember those games for the rest of my life. And want a cowbell because of them.
Swimmer::	Michael Phelps. If only he didn't go to UofM.
Track star::	I don't know.
Vegetable::	Celery. or carrots. or asparagus. Nope, cucumbers.
Fruit::	Pineapple. Or strawberries. or raspberries. or oranges. I don't know. Oh, bananas it is.
Toothpaste brand::	Colgate Total.
Type of computer::	As long as it's a PC. My Gateway has taken substantial abuse like a pro. I love it. =)
Medication::	NYQUIL! I love the taste. If it weren't bad for me, I'd drink it like water.
Poison::	Arsenic is the only thing that even comes to mind.
Type of sword::	A long one?
Type of gun::	I don't know. My only knowledge would come from playing Bond 007 video games, and that's not too good.
Planet::	Saturn. Why not.
Space feature::	??
Breed of cat::	Just one that needs me.
Dog::	Ditto. Though I love my Shiz-Tzu. Though I loved my beagle/spaniel mix too. I love 'em all.
Spider::	NONE.
Fish::	Not really partial.
Penguin::	Ditto. The ones that look normal. Tuxedo-like.
Species of crustacean::	I'm really not up on my crustaceans.
Arachnid::	NO.
Insect::	NO.
Pair of socks::	My black short soft ones. Mmm, love.
Scooby-Doo character::	Velma was always the smartest. But I loved Scooby's dumbness.
Spongebob Squarepants character::	None. Um, the one that plays the clarinet I guess.
Quote::	Ï like a lot. How about this for now: "The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter .." Find the rest; it won't fit.
Adage::	This too shall pass.
President::	How about JFK. Or Lincoln.
Astrological sign::	Cancer. Or Pisces.
Chinese zodiac sign::	Rabbit. I like mine.
Number::	4.
Short story::	I don't make a habit of reading those.
Word::	They all start with a but I forget them right now. I'm feeling down and distracted. I want to go sit in the rain. Welcome to the fun.
Definition::	I like lots of them.
Time period::	Old ones.
Dictionary brand::	The red kind I have.
Series of books::	The Gossip Girl books. Yeah, it's bad, I know.
Publishing company::	I don't care.
Illustrator::	Ooo, the one I met in 5th grade that was really nice to me. Children's book ... Pinkerton, I think (character, not illustrator).
Artist::	Renoir.
Childhood story::	I have a lot of them. Burger King, KB Toys, smashed watermelon.
Childhood memory::	My favorite is sitting looking out my window with a popsicle in my favorite white bowl during sunset, listening to Garth's "Shameless." My first taste.
Facial expression::	I have lots. Lots of movement is good. Stretching.
Serial killer::	Um, no.
Medieval torture device::	Again, no.
Instrument::	I really like the piano, but the clarinet will always be my baby.
Brand of chocolate::	I'm good with just Hershey's.
Candy::	Gummies.
Brand of candy::	Doesn't matter.
Time of day::	2 pm.
Codename Amour and Adori use::	I don't know.
Letter::	A.
Inside joke::	I can't pick one favorite.
Joke::	Again. I love Mitch Hedberg and Dane Cook, though. "I didn't learn my AABBCCs. Godgoddammitdammit."
Scent::	The smell of fall/grilling/campfire/leaves on the wind. I know it well.
Onomotapoeia::	I don't know.
Alliteration::	There will never be a best alliteration. Some are better than others, but they are infinitely fun.
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color::	Darker.
Hair length::	Medium.
Hair style::	Wavy or curly.
Eye color::	Green or hazel.
Skin color::	Medium.
Any makeup?::	No.
Clothing style::	Comfortable.
Shy or outgoing?::	Middle.
Happy or depressed?::	Normal.
Funny or serious?::	Funny.
Abusive or kind?::	Kind.
Respectful or perverted?::	Respectful.
Completely describe their personality::	Um no.
This is another space if you need it::	Ha, thanks.
Ideal height::	Taller than me. I for some reason find 6'3" inexplicably cute.
Ideal weight::	I don't care.
Body type::	See above.
Completely describe their appearances::	No.
This is another space if you need it::	ARGH.
Cup size or condom size::	How about no.
Masochistic or sadistic?::	Neither, thanks.
Conformist or nonconformist?::	Again, neither.
Artistic or athletic?::	More artistic, I guess.
Intellectual or unintelligent?::	Intellectual, obviously.
Complex or simple?::	Complex.
What would their hobbies be?::	Whatever they enjoy. Music would be nice.
Interests?::	See above.
Obsessions::	Oh, whatever they're passionate about. There has to be passion somewhere.
Would they hug you often?::	Sure.
Kiss you often?::	Yes, of course.
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?::	Not too frequently.
Have you already found your ideal mate?::	No.
Or as close as someone can get?::	No.
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?::	As often as we felt was right. And only after a good long while.
Are you in love?::	Right now? No. Should I be with an ideal mate? Yes.
What will you do together?::	Lots of things, I'd assume.
Your ideal date::	No.
Your ideal wedding::	Oh, that's more than one line.
How many kids?::	Either one, only a few or lots. As if that's helpful.
What will their names be?::	I don't know.
What do you think they would look like?::	I DON'T KNOW.
Will you even have kids?::	Yes, I hope so.
If not, why?::	I'm getting sick of the survey.
Will you even get married?::	Yes, I'd like to.
If no, why?::	--
Are you taken or single?::	Single.
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color::	Greenishyellowewwy.
Animal::	Spiders, snakes? Do they count? Not technically, I guess.
Number::	I don't have a least favorite number. Something odd and prime and difficult. Practically useless in math.
President::	GWB.
Actor::	I don't know.
Actress::	Hmm.
Director::	Don't know. Stupid, pointless movies.
Celebrity::	?
Artist::	I'm not a big fan of "out there" art.
Illustrator::	Don't know.
Poet::	I should like Baudelaire, I know, but I just really don't.
Writer::	I haven't read enough yet.
Band::	Xiu Xiu. Useless.
Musician::	I don't know.
Singer::	??
Food::	Meat.
Fruit::	I don't like peaches that much. Or raisins. Do raisins count? I hate them.
Vegetable::	I really don't like artichoke. Or mushrooms if they count. Or tomatos, whichever category they belong in.
Candy::	Chalky things.
Candy bar::	Anything with coconut in it.
Brand of chocolate::	Really awful cheap stuff?
Skittles flavor::	I don't remember this from the favorites ... I don't like Skittles in general. Maybe the orange/yellow?
Month::	January or February. Winter sets in and ick.
Year::	I don't know.
Decade::	a;ldkg
Century::	I'm tired
Millenium::	of
Era::	doing
Time period::	this. Oops, I started answering these as favorites. Deal with it.
Battle of the Civil War::	Um. Gettysburg? What's the one with Pickett's Charge? I like that. Courage.
War::	WWII, def.
Battle of WWII::	I like it all.
Battle of American Revolution::	I don't know.
Genius::	Lol, Einstein?
Genus of plant::	Pea plants. Go Mendel!
Flower::	Tulips.
Tree::	Willow.
Hair color::	I'm not particular to one. Just something true, deep, natural.
Eye color::	Green.
Fairy tale::	Now I'm going back to nonfavorites ... ummmmmm ... I don't know. Hansel and Gretel was always freaky to me.
Disney princess::	Cinderella is SO one-dimensional. Ooo, and Snow White. Aww, poor her, she's beautiful and DUMB.
Disney villain::	I don't know. Ursula scared the shit out of me, but kind of in the way that I thought she was fierce.
Disney prince::	Cinderella's Prince -- "Prince Charming" or what the fuck ever. NO DIMENSION.
Movie character::	Id on't know.
Play character::	Do people really have least favorites?
Book character::	Hmph.
Musical character::	I'm not terribly in love with Lestat's mom. I think she's insane. And her character is weeeeird.
Play::	Don't know.
Musical::	Aw, now if it was a least favorite, would I see it?
Person::	Nope.
Brand of cereal::	I don't like too chocolate-y cereals. Or Corn Pops -- EW.
Brand of battery::	I don't even know.
Mental illness::	?
Medication::	I think it was Vicodin that has caused hallucinations in my family...
Serial killer::	All of them?
Poison::	I don't even know.
Type of sword::	;alskgh.
Type of gun::	I'm over this.
Toothpaste brand::	Bad ones.
Scent::	Trash.
Taste::	I really don't like curry.
Sound::	Nails on a chalkboard.
Sexual position::	I don't know.
Article of clothing::	Anything that is uncomfortable.
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?::	I don't really think of them?
Pretty people?::	Things are probably easier?
Bald people?::	Maybe they want hair?
Scrawny African children?::	They're probably hungry.
Religion?::	I'm not into it. Being tied to something is not what I feel faith should be.
Politics?::	I think it's important, but warped as hell.
Abortion?::	Woman's choice.
Church?::	Not that into it. Occasionally, but I just find anti-religion reasons when I go nowadays.
Separation of church and state?::	Yes, please.
Blondes?::	Fine.
Brunettes?::	Fine.
Redheads?::	Fine.
Mainstream rock?::	Fine.
Abercrombie?::	I don't prefer it.
Pop music?::	Fine.
Classic rock?::	Fine. Makes me think of car rides.
Roleplaying?::	Wouldn't know.
Emo music?::	Fine. Crrrrrying.
Ignorance?::	I'd rather not, but if you have to, at least be blissful about it.
Stupidity?::	No thanks.
Mental retardation?::	Nothing really to be done about it.
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?::	I don't know that friend.
Friends?::	Fine and dandy.
Disrespect?::	Not really cool.
Immaturity?::	Funny sometimes, mostly just annoying.
Republicans?::	No thanks.
Democrats?::	Yay for donkeys!
George W. Bush?::	No.
Your mom? (OH, BURN.)::	Wow, clever.
My mom?::	Don't know her.
Me?::	Dont'know you either.
This survey?::	It's freaking long.
Dry walls?::	They're not wet whcih is good, I guess?
Painted walls?::	Nice. If I got to choose the paint.
Drugs?::	Useful in certain situations and under control.
Alcohol?::	Yeah, all for it. Just not stupidly.
Prostitution?::	Whatever.
Premarital sex?::	I feel like you have to know ALL of yourself before you can truly give yourself to someone else forEVER, and for me that includes your sexual self, so I'm for it in a safe way
Teenage sex?::	It's probably not going to end up well, but it happens.
People?::	can be a little crazy.
Your classmates?::	Are fine, whatever.
Your co-workers?::	Are pretty cool. Some a little crazy, but isn't that how it goes.
Your school?::	Is crazy definitely, but I love it despite all that. Or maybe because of.
Your family?::	See above.
My family?::	I don't know your family.
Your mental health?::	Could probably be better, probably suffered because of these past few months, and I'm probably pretty fucked up, but whatever. I'll get through it.
My mental health?::	I don't know you.
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?::	It means I'm very very sad.
Your life?::	is kind of in limbo right now.
My life?::	I don't know you.
The color green?::	I love it.
Pickles?::	Are okay.
Food?::	can be good and bad. I have an interesting relationship with it.
Electricity?::	is nice to have.
Niagra falls?::	Haven't ever been there.
Cataracts?::	always make pets cuter to me.
Bridges?::	are kind of sweet in their architecture. I mean, that stuff shouldn't really be possible.
Braces?::	sucked while I had them. Suck suck suck. Never again.
Dictionairies?::	I kind of love them. But shhh.
Television?::	is good for certain times. An evil enemy at others.
Fairy tales?::	I like 'em.
Hollywood?::	I'm not very interested in it.
MTV?::	Really shitty shows that are good for boredom and a little addictive.
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?::	That I was right about not reaching out, that shit was a lot easier when I didn't care as much, that I'm afraid the fall is going to be a lot longer this time. That for once
Smelling?::	I hate being right. Um ... the room smelled like Playdough earlier for no reason. Now, not much of anything.
Seeing?::	My computer screen.
Hearing?::	"Urge for Going" by Joni Mitchell. That's how you know what kind of night it is.
Doing?::	Typing this, listening to that, talking to Tricia.
Who are you talking to online?::	Lol, Tricia.
On the phone?::	No one.
What room of the house are you in?::	My room? It's not a house, thanks.
Are you cold?::	No. I have a hoodie on.
Bored?::	Sort of. My mind has enough material.
Warm?::	No. Comfortable.
Hot?::	No.
Do you look nice?::	No, I'm in pajamas.
What are you wearing?::	Pajamas and a hoodie.
Are you eating anything?::	No.
Drinking anything?::	No.
What's your heart rate?::	Low-medium.
BMI?::	?
What brand of shoes are you wearing?::	None.
What are you wishing for?::	That the texting situation had been more positive, transpired into a great phone call again, etc.
What are you worried about?::	That the situation is done once and for all. That I'm going to fail my classes. That I won't be motivated enough tomorrow to do shit.
Sad about?::	The text I just got.
Happy about?::	Um ... how much I love Joni Mitchell.
Angry about?::	Being right.
Serious about?::	Me wanting this to actually be a relationship.
Laughing about?::	Nothing.
Talking about?::	The text/the boy.
Typing about?::	The text/the boy.
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?::	OMG.
Your best friends?::	I'm way
Who do you hang out with most?::	over
Who do you treat the best?::	this
Who treats you the best?::	right
Do you even have friends?::	now.
If so, why are you taking this survey?::	Like
Who's the funny one?::	Kelly
The smart one?::	Clarkson
The depressed one?::	says:
The punk?::	I'm
The goth?::	so
The prep?::	movin
The jock?::	ón.
The outcast?::	And
The stupid one?::	I
The one who you think will kill someone one day?::	am.
The annoying one?::	Because
The hyper one?::	I
The oblivious one?::	freaking
The romantic?::	hate
The pervert?::	these
The content one?::	questions.
The liar?::	Geeze.
The cheapskate?::	AREN'T
The ominous one?::	THEY
The disrespectful one?::	DONE
The abusive one?::	YET??
The hot one?::	ARgh.
The ugly one?::	I'm
The one that hates you?::	over
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?::	this.
The back-up one?::	So
The fighter?::	over
The lover?::	it.
The hippie?::	STOP
The druggie?::	IT
The alcoholic?::	ALREADY.
The one that's recovering?::	Why
The one that's in jail?::	do
The one that is most likely to be in jail?::	people
The one that's going to be executed?::	even
The most likely to be murdered?::	be
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?::	all
The most likely to stay there forever?::	mean
The normal one?::	like
The conformist?::	this
The nonconformist?::	to
The masochistic one?::	their
The sadistic one?::	friends?
The weird one?::	I
The musical one?::	mean
The artistic one?::	I
The perfect one?::	don't
The literary genius?::	want
The fugitive?::	to
The juvenille delinquint?::	show
The Jewish one?::	up
The Christian one?::	on
The Buddhist one?::	someone's
The Muslim one?::	list
The Hindu one?::	as
The Catholic one?::	"most
The Wiccan one?::	likely
The atheist?::	to
The agnostic?::	be
The cutter?::	murdered
The anorexic one?::	"
The bulimic one?::	And
The skinny one?::	I'm
The thin one?::	assuming
The fat one?::	you
The obese one?::	wouldn't
The Satanic one?::	either.
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?::	No. I would like to.
Beaten someone up?::	No.
Been beaten up?::	No.
Bullied someone?::	Probably indirectly.
Been bullied?::	Probably indirectly.
Attempted suicide?::	No.
Attempted murder?::	No.
Nearly died?::	Maybe in some small unknown way.
Broken the law?::	Yes.
Stolen something?::	Yes.
Had an abortion?::	No.
Known the president?::	No.
Had an affair with the president?::	No.
Met a famous person?::	Yes.
Masturbated?::	We've covered that already.
Gotten drunk?::	Yes.
Gotten high?::	No.
Had masochistic sex?::	No.
Had an affair?::	No.
Been out of the country?::	Yes.
Out of state?::	Yes.
Out of your town?::	Yes.
Written a poem?::	YEs.
A story?::	Yes.
A novel?::	No.
A song?::	Yes.
Gotten published?::	Yes, sort of.
Written a love poem?::	Yes.
Story?::	Yes.
Novel?::	No.
Song?::	Yes.
Said that you hated the world?::	Yes.
Finished school?::	Yes, sort of.
Flunked a grade?::	No.
Flunked a test?::	Yes, sort of.
Flunked a subject?::	No.
Read a book for enjoyment?::	Yes.
Bungee jumped?::	No.
Skydived?::	No.
Danced?::	Yes.
Been to a dance?::	Yes.
Suba dived?::	No.
Broken a bone?::	Yes.
Gotten a nose bleed?::	No.
Had an orgasm?::	Yes.
Suffered from psychosis?::	Not officially.
Wished you could get away with something?::	Yes.
Thought of killing someone?::	No.
Thought of killing yourself?::	Yes.
Saved someone's life?::	Maybe.
Saved your own?::	Yes.
Gone to the beach?::	Yes.
Gone fishing?::	YEs.
Gone to an island?::	Yes.
Died in a dream?::	Not really...
Had a dream that came true?::	Sort of.
Kissed someone in the rain?::	No.
Gotten pregnant?::	No.
Eaten calamari?::	No.
Lobster?::	No.
Helped anybody during the holidays?::	YEs.
Helped a stranger?::	YEs.
Kissed a stranger?::	Yes. Oops. Times two.
Hugged a stranger?::	Yes.
Had sex with a stranger?::	No.
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?::	No.
Touch your nose with your tongue?::	No.
Stick your fist in your mouth?::	Yes.
Touch your toes?::	Yes.
Give away money?::	Yes.
Marry a family member?::	No.
Hire an assassin?::	Probably?
Get ahold of drugs?::	Probably.
Alcohol?::	Yes.
Stay up all night?::	Yes.
Stay up for /ten/ nights?::	Not ten.
Finish this survey?::	Yeah, I'm determined to goshdarnit.
Swim?::	Yes.
Draw well?::	Not really.
Sing well?::	Maybe.
Write well?::	Maybe. WTE makes me doubt myself, even though they all tell me "you're a good writer" and yet I still get Bs. Whatever. It's probably the reason I don't entertain the idea
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?::	of writing anymore. Yeah, I could.
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?::	Yep.
Without milk?::	Yes. Though it'd suck.
Predict the future?::	Sometimes a little.
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?::	Everything is a big word. For some, most.
A lover?::	See above.
Give your life for a friend?::	Depends on the situation/friend.
A lover?::	See above.
Give your life to save a stranger's?::	OMG.
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?::	No.
Sell yourself?::	No.
Have cyber sex?::	I guess if it was necessary for long-distance relationships or whatnot.
Real sex?::	Have real sex? Yeah, I'll do that sometime I'm assuming.
With who?::	I don't know right now.
Here's an extra space if you need one::	Lol, as if I'm that big of a whore. Thanks, guys.
Lie to a friend?::	Yeah.
Lie to your parents?::	Yeah.
Lie to a lover?::	Yeah, probably. I have a problem with lying. It happens.
Steal from your parents?::	I don't really plan on it.
Hug them in public?::	Yeah.
Blow up your house?::	No.
Abuse someone?::	No.
Use someone?::	Maybe.
Recommend this survey to a friend?::	Um, if they want to die by the end.
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?::	I probably couldn't handle it.
Policeman?::	No.
Serial killer?::	No.
Doctor?::	Maybe.
Surgeon?::	Maybe.
Prostitute?::	No.
Playboy model?::	No.
Writer?::	I don't think so anymore. Even though I used to like it. Damn WTE.
Artist?::	Maybe, but I'd hate getting judged on it.
Musician?::	See above. But I'd still love to do it. In a musical orchestra. That's my dream, so shhh.
Assassin?::	No.
Ninja?::	No.
Soldier?::	No.
President?::	No.
Darth Vader?::	No.
Pilot?::	I'd like to learn how. Another secret dream.
Mortician?::	No.
Forensic scientist?::	Maybe.
Detective?::	Hmm, maybe.
Lawyer?::	Maybe.
Drug-dealer?::	No.
Pirate?::	Maybe.
Box-carrier?::	Maybe?
Store clerk?::	Maybe.
Banker?::	Maybe.
Criminal?::	No.
Target?::	No.
Professional wrestler?::	No.
Tennis player?::	No.
Rapper?::	No.
Country singer?::	Maybe.
Pop star?::	Maybe.
Actor?::	Maybe.
Plastic surgeon?::	No.
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?::	Because it is.
Is the world round?::	See above.
Is the world unfair?::	Because nothing is fair.
Are most people selfish?::	Because humans can be kind of shitty.
Impolite?::	why impolite? why polite?
Disrespectful?::	argh.
Conforming?::	phrase them better.
Are there religions?::	Because people need something to deal with their questions.
Theories?::	Why not theories?
Opinions?::	Why not opinions?
Are humans so intelligent?::	Who said they were?
Do we need air?::	Because that's how the body is built.
Do we age?::	Because that's what time does.
Do we die?::	See above.
Can't pigs fly?::	Because they don't have wings.
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?::	Because it's damn good.
Swiss?::	See above.
American?::	See above.
Are you taking this?::	Because I was bored. Now I just have to accomplish it.
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?::	Yesterday.
Took a shower?::	Yesterday.
Ate?::	A few hours ago.
Drank?::	A few hours ago.
Drank an alcoholic beverage?::	A week ago.
Took a pill?::	I dont'remember.
Smoked?::	NEver.
You got your photograph taken?::	Last night.
You got caught doing something bad?::	Um, I don't remember. I don't really get caught anymore. I got smarter. =) Less people looking, too.
Had sex?::	Never.
Dyed your hair?::	NEver.
Hurt someone physically?::	Maybe a scratch awhile ago.
Hurt someone emotionally?::	Um, I don't know.
Did your homework?::	Freaking two weeks ago or some shit. I hate school now.
Hung out with your friends?::	Today.
Got drunk?::	January. So ... three-four months ago.
Got high?::	Never.
Said:	Said what?
Said:	Um.
Took a survey?::	FREAKING NOW.
Won a contest?::	I don't remember.
Went out on a date?::	Awhile ago.
Had a strong sexual drive?::	Um, today.
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:	I'm in it.
Curtains.:	We don't have any.
Lights.:	Are on.
Music.:	is in my ears.
Candles.:	are lit? (Even though they aren't right now.)
Closet.:	out of the.
Door.:	Jim Morrison. Scary stalker in Paris cemetery.
Window.:	Out the.
Onomotapoeia.:	Wouldn't ya wanna
Dog.:	bark.
Cat.:	Purr.
Egypt.:	Pyramids.
Corey.:	Hart.
Mirror.:	Mirror on the wall.
Case.:	Closed.
Cage.:	Cage-y.
Cave.:	Low ceilings.
Nutella.:	YUM FUCKING YUM.
Bird.:	Cage.
Bear.:	Standing on its hind legs. It's more visual.
Death.:	End.
Life.:	Live.
White.:	Black.
Black.:	White.
Personality.:	Feel.
Pickle.:	Hate.
Dilemna.:	Misspelled.
Love.:	Stinks.
Liberal.:	Yay.
Conservative.:	Elephant.
Ball.:	s.
Moderate.:	Cheap.
Inept.:	Illusions.
THE END. Congratulations.
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