Jessica Does Surveys

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Uh oh, I found a new one. QuizFarm.

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Your date match profile:

Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Intellectual
4. Practical
5. Funny
6. Sensual
7. Adventurous
8. Romantic
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Shy
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Adventurous
2. Intellectual
3. Funny
4. Big-Hearted
5. Sensual
6. Conservative
7. Outgoing
8. Practical
9. Traditional
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

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Loneliness Quotient: 26%

Your Personalized Assessment Report:

An LQ of 26 is on the lower end, and this is quite a good thing. You may experience occassional loneliness, but you are definitely on the healthier side of the spectrum. Your relationships with friends are not a source of loneliness for you. You are doing well in this area. Your family is also not a source of loneliness for you. Sometimes family can put a strain on your life, but in your case things seem to be okay. Your romantic life, however, is a source of some dissatisfaction. It is imperative that improvements be made in this area to lower your LQ. Finding a guy to share your life with will help. Luckily, shyness is not a setback for you, which makes solving your romance issues easier. Finally, a bright spot for you is that you don't suffer any major insecurity issues. This fact helps keep your LQ lower than what it might have been.

Take the Loneliness Quotient Test at Dating Diversions



Trouble Areas That Were Identified
Love/Romance Issues
You can reduce your level of loneliness by finding love. Loneliness leads to many negative feelings, even including the belief that you will never find that special guy to complete you. This is most certainly not the case. Millions of people are single, and many of them believe they'll never find the love of their life. This is not true. You are young, and such feelings are common among teenagers.



You scored as Geek.

Geek

56%

Loner

44%

Drama nerd

38%

Goth

31%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

31%

Punk/Rebel

31%

Stoner

19%

Ghetto gangsta

19%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
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You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

88%

Christianity

71%

Paganism

50%

Judaism

46%

Satanism

46%

Islam

46%

Hinduism

38%

agnosticism

29%

atheism

8%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Democrat

100%

Green

92%

Communism

67%

Anarchism

58%

Socialist

58%

Fascism

25%

Nazi

0%

Republican

0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You scored as Belle. You are Belle!

Belle

70%

Ariel

70%

Jasmine

63%

Pocahontas

60%

Cinderella

50%

Mulan

47%

Snow White

43%

Sleeping Beauty

40%

Which Disney Princess Are You Most Like? (thorough!)
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You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers, attorneys, politicians, lecturers and teachers.

Musical/Rhythmic

96%

Verbal/Linguistic

96%

Intrapersonal

93%

Interpersonal

79%

Logical/Mathematical

64%

Visual/Spatial

46%

Bodily/Kinesthetic

43%

The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
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You scored as Viennese Waltz. You are Viennese Waltz! Elegant and exhilarating, you are more fun than a barrel of really dizzy monkeys. You love merry-go-rounds, tire swings, and those office chairs that spin around. When you walk into a room everyone goes “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!” and wishes they could be as awesome as you.

Viennese Waltz

83%

ChaCha

83%

Waltz

75%

Samba

67%

PasoDolble

67%

Rumba

50%

Tango

42%

Jive

42%

Foxtrot

42%

Quickstep

17%

Which ballroom dance are you?
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You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative

88%

Existentialist

69%

Postmodernist

69%

Romanticist

69%

Idealist

56%

Modernist

56%

Fundamentalist

31%

Materialist

25%

What is Your World View?
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You scored as Orlando Bloom. You were meant to make love with Orlando Bloom.

Orlando Bloom

94%

Johnny Depp

72%

Brad Pitt

63%

Josh Hartnett

59%

What gorgeous man are you meant to make love with?
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You scored as France. Your taste in wine and women is exceptional but unfortunately for you having six different ways of saying surrender isn’t going to help you bag the blond hottie at the end of the bar. Try growing a dick and then give it another go.

France

70%

Canada

60%

Great Britain

60%

Kyrgyzstan

40%

United States

35%

What country are you?
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You scored as Aladdin. You want your guy to show you the world. You're smart and strikingly beautiful. You always feel like you want to get away from the rich snobs you're always around, and your fun guy is just the perfect remedy!

Aladdin

81%

Prince Phillip

69%

The Beast

69%

Prince Charming

63%

Prince Eric

50%

John Smith

50%

Who's your Disney Guy?
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You scored as Urania. You are Urania, the muse of the heavens and astronomy. You are very thoughtful, but so thoughtful that it sometimes hinders you. You also have an uncanny ability to know something out of the ordinary will happen.

Urania

88%

Melpomene

81%

Erato

56%

Calliope

56%

Euterpe

56%

Polyhymnia

50%

Clio

50%

Terpischore

44%

Thalia

38%

Which of the Greek Muses are you?
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You scored as Worrier. Your procrastination type is the worrier, who needs security and fears risk. Worriers tiptoe through life, constantly anxious about the "what-ifs." They put off decision-making and resist change, dragging out projects as long as they can.

Worrier

94%

Crisis-maker

94%

Perfectionist

81%

Teenager

75%

Overdoer

75%

Dreamer

69%

Defier/rebel

56%

ADD

25%

Not a procrastinator

0%

What type of procrastinator are you?
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You scored as Donatello. You are intelligent and peaceful...maybe you should consider going into a different line of work. Even though you are friendly, you should try to fit in with other more often.

Donatello

68%

Leonardo

64%

Mater Splinter (The Rat)

57%

April O'Neil

57%

Michaelangelo

43%

Raphael

36%

Which teenage mutant ninja turtle are you?
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You scored as Supporting Role. You are the Supporting Role. You know you're just as good as the lead...it's only time, right? Keep it up! You'll get your chance to shine.

Supporting Role

85%

Stage Manager

70%

Costume Designer

50%

Lead Role

45%

Chorus

45%

Techie

35%

Which type of Theatre Person Are You?
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You scored as Hermione Granger. Yup, you are an insufferable know it all! However, you do manage to get people out of tight places every time. ps. watch out for mysterious purple hexes!

Hermione Granger

94%

Harry Potter

63%

Ginny Weasley

63%

Neville Longbottom

56%

Fred/George Weasley

50%

Luna Lovegood

44%

Ron Weasley

44%

Draco Malfoy

25%

Who is your Harry Potter Soulmate?
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You scored as Irish. You are IRISH! POTATOES!! POTATOES!! Oh yes, Irish to the bone. Potatoes...mmmm....potatoes....oh, right, focusing...shamrocks....and potatoes.... It's normal to see your Uncle getting drunk...come to think of it, have you ever seen him sober? Drunkards are fun! Yay for alcohol at young ages! At the end of the rainbow IS a pot of gold....trust me.

Irish

60%

American

60%

Asian

50%

Italian

35%

Greek

25%

What nationality are you?
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Okay, after hours and hours of fun (it's now 10.09 pm), I'm done. But expect this to continue whenever I have time.

Survey-age in the Afternoon. Instead of homework. Surprised?

SIGHT)
[ what color are your eyes? ]: Green.
[ do you wear glasses/contacts? ]: Nope. Probably should at some point ... reading too far away is hard for me. But shh, don't tell my eye doctor who I haven't seen in seven years.
[ describe something beautiful to you ]: I love sunsets, or lines in nature, or little gestures.
[ someone you know who has beautiful eyes ]: Lots of people.
[ first physical aspect you notice on the opposite sex: be honest! ]: Usually hair, height, body type, style, or eyes, depending on how close I am.
[ if you could see anyone or anything right now, who/what would it be? ]: Um, I don't know. Well, yeah, I do, but it'd be awkward and I'd want to get ready first.

(SMELL)
[ do you like your nose? ]: I guess I don't not like my nose.
[ what does your hair smell like? ]: My shampoo ... ?
[ what is your favorite scent from everyday life? ]: Fresh bread baking is wonderful. So is that gardening sort of smell right before it rains.
[ if you use perfume/cologne, what kind? ]: Fragonard's Belle de Nuit.
[ who do you know that smells the best? ]: In US - Paul. In world - Guy.

(SOUND)
[ what kind of music do you like to listen to? ]: All sorts. Mostly pop/rock, though.
[ name a song that is special at this moment in time ]: Incomplete, by the newly reformed BSB.
[ are you a good singer? ]: I think so.
[ do you play an instrument? ]: Yes, I play clarinet and I moonlight on oboe, flute, and piano.
[ which spoken language sounds the best? ]: French. That language to my ears is just lovely.
[ favorite everyday life sound? ]: Birds chirping when I wake up in the morning.
[ least favorite everyday life sound? ]: I hate the sound of Honey licking her bum. That is just flipping nasty.
[ of the people you know, who has the best-sounding voice? ]: Paul. His voice is indescribably lovely.

(TASTE)
[ favorite food? ]: Well, pizza, but I don't eat that anymore. So I'll go with ice cream, if you can call that a food.
[ favorite drink? ]: I mostly drink only water ...
[ do you have a tongue/lip piercing? ]: Nope.
[ what are your thoughts on coffee? ]: I like coffee. I know it's bad for me, but I like it.
[ the worst taste you have ever encountered? ]: Oh, is there really one worst? If so, I'd rather not remember it.
[ would you eat something disgusting for money? ]: It would way depend on how much money and what it was, but probably not.

(TOUCH)
[ do you consider yourself touch-sensitive?]: Not too much.
[ do you like people touching you?]: Heh, it depends. Not annoyingly.
[ are you ticklish and if so, where? ]: Yes, lots of places.
[ which are better: hugs or kisses? ]: Kisses. Hugs are too innocently friendly.
[ who was the last person you touched? ]: I don't know.
[ who do you wish you could reach out and touch right now? ]: Let us not go there.
[ favorite material to touch? ]: Silk. Or that really soft teddy bear kind of chenille.



So Random It'll Make Your Head Hurt!

*So here's the survey, hope you like...*
Do your teeth chatter or do you get chill bumps?: Occasionally, if I'm cold, or freaked out, or whatnot.
Do you eat your vegetables?: Yes. I don't like all of them, though, so I only eat the ones I like.
Or are you a picky carnivore?: I don't eat meat, so no.
What is your opinion on not eating your veggies?: To each his own. It's your health you're dealing with.
Does it mean that you are picky?: Not necessarily, but not necessarily not.
Or does it mean that you are just a carnivore?: Ugh.
Is pass the pigs the best game ever?: I don't know what pass the pigs is, so I'd say not.
Have you ever even heard of that game?: No.
If someone is irresistable does it mean you love them?: No.
If you love someone does it mean they're irresistable?: Not necessarily.
Have you ever seen anyone mowing the lawn on the interstate median?: No, but that would certainly be a sight to see.
If not, how is the grass always cut if no one ever sees it being mowed?: Hm. Maybe it's a certain kind of grass that doesn't grow beyond a little.
Who the heck would wanna mow the lawn on the interstate median anyway?: No one, which is probably why it doesn't get done.
Is this survey making your head hurt? If it is, you're metaly disabed!: Um. Metaly disabed. Right.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No.
If so, have you ever had an argument?: n/a
What was it about?: n/a
Did you ever argue over who was cuter?: I doubt I'd ever have that sort of argument seriously.
What do you think it means to be unified?: That is a dumb question. Are there really that many definitions for unified?
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear: When I hear? It would depend on the sound I heard, I suppose.
How often do you have dreams where you are naked?: I think I've only had one or two, if any.
Was this survey retarded? Could you tell that its a bunch of inside jokes?: Yes.



ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Probably my mother. Or my sister. That's usually how it goes.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sarcasm and wit. Much more effective.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure.
4. How about of the same sex? Sure.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I'm not sure.
6. What is your pet peeve? I have a lot.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I keep them for quite awhile.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? Eat well, exercise, do homework ...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Um, 3 pm?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Danielle, my dad, Paul in a different way.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? That my alarm didn't go off. It really didn't, but that's still a lame excuse.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? Of course. When they start coming on at 4 am and there's *nothing* else on ... you just gotta.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? A very, very long time ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Well, if I actually had a snooze button ...

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Some sort of coffee drink, I'm sure.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Not a meat eater, so, yeah.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Um, I don't know how much I drank in Marco ... recently it's been 3 glasses of red wine and a double Bailey's on the rocks. Which isn't that bad, but I hadn't eaten and it definitely left me feeling a bit disoriented.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yeah, I think it's too high. That's my issue.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I like all of those, but I prefer sweet.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "LUNCH"? Um, no.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Wow.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Again, wow.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Lol, no.
4. Have you "done it"? No.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I don't know.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes, all the time. No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Zip.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Victoria's Secret ... I'd buy so much in there if I had money. And Zappos, too. Whew.
3. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? I'd save it to pay for college, go buy some nice clothes, take a vacay back to France and try to find Guy, and then save the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. Famous is just ... not fun, I wouldn't think.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? If the hours were short, yes. I'd have to have enough time to go do things that I actually enjoyed. As in, if the job took up less than half of my day, sure, because then it would just be a committment in order to enjoy the rest of my day.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Not really.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? A lot.

PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I don't know ... I'm pretty proud of getting into NYU and taking the chance of going there and knowing no one.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I don't know ... probably something academic, but there's a lot of that, so ...
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Lots .. I'm pretty sure at this point I'd like to have a child and leave something good to the world.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Sometimes, yes. I'm pretty competitive.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yeah, theoretically at least.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Not really.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Not chase after something when it was all I wanted to do.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Hmph. I'm not answering. Most of the things I want are immaterial.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I don't know ... to me, the contestants don't have much of a say.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I like being me. I'd probably drive myself nuts if I were anyone else.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? I don't believe so.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Of course.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I know myself well enough that if I changed anything, it would really baffle me.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Heh, no.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I don't know that you should have a favorite sin, but I suppose I'll pick lust. I am seventeen, after all.



Thirteen random things you like*
01) Laying on my back in the grass and looking up at the sky.
02) Star-gazing while having really good conversation.
03) That awful, exciting feeling when something starts to become something more.
04) Freshly washed hair after a couple days of abstaining.
05) Dancing with someone you love or know you could love.
06) Eating ice cream on a warm day.
07) Hope.
08) The number four.
09) Kissing.
10) Getting all dressed up.
11) Driving around on a nice night with the windows down and a great song on the radio.
12) Waking up to sun on my face and the sound of birds chirping.
13) Finding a great new song or band that you could listen to forever.
*Twelve Movies*
01) Moulin Rouge!
02) The Royal Tenenbaums
03) Amelie
04) Singing in the Rain
05) Casablanca
06) Anchorman
07) The Notebook
08) Dirty Dancing
09) Finding Nemo
10) Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
11) White Christmas
12) LOTR
*Eleven Good Artists/Bands*
01) Maroon 5
02) John Mayer
03) The Killers
04) Damien Rice
05) Jack Johnson
06) My Chemical Romance
07) The Beatles
08) No Doubt
09) Coldplay
10) Keane
11) Queen
*Ten Things About You Physically*
01) Blonde hair
02) Green eyes
03) Rather short
04) Size 8.5 shoes
05) Somewhere between 100 and 200 pounds (I honestly don't know how much I weigh, but I can't imagine it's outside those extremes)
06) I have boobs
07) My waist is small in comparison to those
08) My hips aren't huge or non-existent
09) My hair is long
10) My left and right eyes aren't exactly the same shape
*Nine Good Friends* [in no order]
01) Tricia
02) Hillary
03) Zach
04) Bethany
05) Renee
06) I have a hard time with this one.
07) I have a lot of acquaintances.
08) But not that many people I would consider good friends.
09) Because that comes with other stipulations.
*Eight Favorite Foods*
01) Pizza
02) Mashed potatoes
03) Scalloped potatoes
04) Noodles
05) Crepes
06) Pain au chocolat
07) Cheese omelettes
08) Ice cream
*Seven Things You Wear Daily*
01) My red wristband
02) My watch
03) Earrings
04) Sunscreen
05) Makeup
06) Shoes
07) Clothes
*Six Things That Annoy You*
01) Overly lustful couples in public
02) Squeaking furniture/doors/etc.
03) People who have to have a sob story
04) Blatant and unwarranted disrespect
05) Mob mentality
06) The cop at Westland
*Five Things You Touch Daily*
01) My doggy
02) My bed
03) Water
04) A cat
05) My cell phone
*Four TV Shows You Watch*
01) American Dreams
02) Lost
03) American Idol
04) Grey's Anatomy
*Three Celebrities You Have a Crush on*
01) John Mayer
02) Josh Groban
03) Orlando Bloom
*Two Things You Can't Live Without*
01) Music
02) Writing
*Name One Thing You Want More Than Anything*

Satisfaction.

Saturday, April 09, 2005

MindSpace Fun.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion50%
Stability33%
Orderliness63%
Empathy50%
Interdependence43%
Intellectual50%
Mystical50%
Artistic50%
Religious70%
Hedonism16%
Materialism36%
Narcissism70%
Adventurousness43%
Work ethic43%
Self absorbed83%
Conflict seeking36%
Need to dominate56%
Romantic50%
Avoidant36%
Anti-authority63%
Wealth10%
Dependency43%
Change averse63%
Cautiousness83%
Individuality10%
Sexuality36%
Peter pan complex50%
Physical security63%
Food indulgent83%
Histrionic56%
Paranoia70%
Vanity70%
Hypersensitivity63%
Female cliche70%
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Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism46%
Type 2Helpfulness66%
Type 3Image Focus62%
Type 4Hypersensitivity58%
Type 5Detachment70%
Type 6Anxiety82%
Type 7Adventurousness34%
Type 8Aggressiveness30%
Type 9Calmness62%
Your main type is 6
Your variant is social
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I have issues with...
freedom
shelter
mother
fruit
theory
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Ha. I think we'll end on the note that I'm Hitler.

(And oddly, I somehow knew I would be.)

(I *have* been having weirdly knowledgeable/psychic thoughts lately. More than normal. So it's not like I thought I was *so* Hitler or anything. Heh. Hitler.)