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Really Long Survey (over 200)
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What is your name?	Jessica.
Are you named after anyone?	Well, my great-something-or-other was named Clara Jessie, but I don't know if that was influential.
What's your screename?	edittttted. except not that (11.06).
Would you name a child of yours after you?	No. I like my name, but that's just egotistical.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?	Jesse.
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?	No one. I definitely like my name.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?	Yeah, my last name. Always pronounced wrong or spelled wrong.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?	Nope. My last name *is* me. It just flows.
Basics
Your gender:	Female.
Straight/Gay/Bi:	Straight.
Single?	Yep.
If not, do you want to be?	--
Birthdate:	July 15.
Your age:	17.
Age you act:	17.
Age you wish you were:	17.
Your height:	5'3".
Eye color:	Green.
Happy with it?	Yep.
Hair color:	Blonde.
Happy with it?	Yep.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:	Righty.
Your living arrangement:	With parents and sister.
Your family:	See above.
Have any pets?	Yes, two dogs and twenty-one cats.
Whats your job?	Student.
Piercings?	Ears twice each.
Tattoos?	Nope.
Obsessions?	Eh, lots of things and yet nothing at the same time. Nothing transcending.
Addictions?	No, not really.
Do you speak another language?	Oui, je parle francais.
Have a favorite quote?	Nope.
Do you have a webpage?	Nope.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?	Kind of. I analyze the moment.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?	Yes, at most times. Stupidity and ignorance is hard to tolerate, though.
Do you have any secrets?	Of course.
Do you hate yourself?	No, not really.
Do you like your handwriting?	Yes. I like my hybrid of cursive and print.
Do you have any bad habits?	Of course; doesn't everyone?
What is the compliment you get from most people?	That I'm smart.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?	Just a Girl. Perhaps with irony.
What's your biggest fear?	I think failure is pretty high up there.
Can you sing?	Yeah.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?	No ... sometimes I pretend to have a facet of personality that I don't (either when just walking around or meeting new people) just to see how it feels, but not to look cool.
Are you a loner?	Sometimes. I like solitude and my alone time, but I like to go out with friends and be crazy, too. I just need the balance.
What are your #1 priorities in life?	Family is big. So are ambitions.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?	I don't know. Maybe.
Are you a daredevil?	Not really.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?	I fear that someday I'm going to analyze a really good situation into something it's not and end up ruining it.
Are you passive or agressive?	Mostly passive. Though, given the right time and right subjects, it can definitely become aggressive. Not as a whole, though.
Do you have a journal?	Yeah, a couple of online ones.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?	Oh, I don't know. I think my strength is really fighting when I feel it's necessary ... refusing to take no as an answer if it's something I really want and think I deserve.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?	(cont) Perserverance. Weakness? There's lots ... like, stubbornness, selfishness, spoiledness...(end) I don't think I'd like to change anything. You go changing things and
Do you think you are emotionally strong?	(cont) you never know what you'll get on the other end.(end) Yeah, I think I'm pretty emotionally strong. Very few things are just too much for me. I get over things well &
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?	(cont) pretty quickly.(end) No ... I don't believe in regret 'cuz what the hell good is it going to do? Living in the past isn't going to help the present *or* the future.
Do you think life has been good so far?	Yep, it's been a pretty good ride.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?	I think it was big to learn that no one has it easy. And to be nice to people because of that. And to just *live*, because life isn't always going to be here. It's fleeting
What do you like the most about your body?	(cont) and yet that's what makes it so wonderful. (end) I don't know. I like that my waist has this inverted V kind of thing going on ... it's hard to explain in print.
And least?	Lots of things. I'm not gonna go into it.
Do you think you are good looking?	Not really. I have my good days and bad days, I suppose.
Are you confident?	In some aspects.
What is the fictional character you are most like?	I don't know. That one from Sloppy Firsts.
Are you perceived wrongly?	Sometimes.
Do You...
Smoke?	No.
Do drugs?	No.
Read the newspaper?	Yes, if I have the time.
Pray?	Yes, but not enough.
Go to church?	No.
Talk to strangers who IM you?	No.
Sleep with stuffed animals?	No.
Take walks in the rain?	No.
Talk to people even though you hate them?	Yes. Though I'm trying to stop this because it does me no good. It's just lying through another medium.
Drive?	Yes.
Like to drive fast?	Yes, sometimes. I've gotten over it mostly.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?	Yeah ...
Hurt yourself?	No, I don't think so.
Been out of the country?	I will have been starting March 17th! As of now, though, no.
Eaten something that made other people sick?	Yep. I went through a daring stage there for awhile.
Been in love?	I'm not sure.
Done drugs?	No.
Gone skinny dipping?	No.
Had a medical emergency?	Yeah.
Had surgery?	Yes, oral surgery.
Ran away from home?	No.
Played strip poker?	No.
Gotten beaten up?	No.
Beaten someone up?	No.
Been picked on?	Yes.
Been on stage?	Yes, but not in the acting sort of way. Just the playing and/or congratulating actors way.
Slept outdoors?	Yes, in tents. ::shudder:: I detest camping.
Thought about suicide?	Yes.
Pulled an all nighter?	Yes. Very few times.
If yes, what is your record?	I've done it like, twice. And didn't get very far into the day before napping. Probably ... 30 hours or something like that.
Gone one day without food?	Nope.
Talked on the phone all night?	No ... close to all night, but no.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?	I don't think I've slept with a member of the opposite sex. In any way.
Slept all day?	Well, 'til 2 pm, yeah.
Killed someone?	No.
Made out with a stranger?	No.
Had sex with a stranger?	No.
Thought you're going crazy?	Yes.
Kissed the same sex?	No.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?	No.
Been betrayed?	Yes.
Had a dream that came true?	Yes, but it didn't actually. It was momentarily *going* to come true, which was enough for celebration, but then it didn't end up happening.
Broken the law?	Yes, but only in minor ways.
Met a famous person?	Sort of. Jessica Simpson, back before she was famous. And some ice skaters that were famous at their time.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?	No, unless you count insects with my car.
On purpose?	No, unless you count bugs. Which I probably only *got* killed, instead of actually killing.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?	No.
Stolen anything?	No.
Been on radio/tv?	Yes, for In The Know.
Been in a mosh-pit?	Yes, a mini one at ... Black Comics or something like that...that could totally be wrong... shoot, I can't remember what it's named. That night was definitely an experience.
Had a nervous breakdown?	Yes. Well, not in the medical sense.
Bungee jumped?	No.
Had a dream that kept coming back?	Yes.
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?	Yeah. Well, at least some sort of *form* of life at some point in time.
Miracles?	Yes.
Astrology?	Somewhat. Personality-wise more than horoscope-wise.
Magic?	Maybe a little bit.
God?	Yes.
Satan?	Perhaps.
Santa?	Unfortunately, no.
Ghosts?	Yes.
Luck?	Yes, definitely. I *am* Irish.
Love at first sight?	No.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?	Yes.
Witches?	Maybe.
Easter bunny?	No.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?	Yes.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?	Yes. See about six questions above.
Do you wish on stars?	Yes.
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?	What's the traditional view? I think they both exist ... but I don't think anyone knows exactly what they're like.
Do you think God has a gender?	No, not really.
Do you believe in organized religion?	Somewhat, but not as much as others.
Where do you think we go when we die?	I think we either go to heaven, hell, or stay here for unfinished business.
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?	Not that I know of.
Who is your best friend?	I really hate
Who's the one person that knows most about you?	questions like this.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?	To have experiences. To just do it.
Your favourite inside joke?	Lots of 'em ... can't pick just one.
Thing you're picked on most about?	I don't know.
Who's your longest known friend?	Again,
Newest?	I
Shyest?	hate
Funniest?	these
Sweetest?	questions
Closest?	so
Weirdest?	flipping
Smartest?	much
Ditziest?	so
Friends you miss being close to the most?	just
Last person you talked to online?	stop
Who do you talk to most online?	asking
Who are you on the phone with most?	them.
Who do you trust most?	Please.
Who listens to your problems?	Aren't
Who do you fight most with?	we
Who's the nicest?	done
Who's the most outgoing?	yet?
Who's the best singer?	I
Who's on your shit-list?	mean
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?	seriously.
Who's your second family?	Isn't
Do you always feel understood?	it
Who's the loudest friend?	over???
Do you trust others easily?	Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Depends on my mood.
Who's house were you last at?	Tricia's, I think.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:	My daddy's.
Do your friends know you?	Yeah, for the most part.
Friend that lives farthest away:	I don't know.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?	No.
What do you find romantic?	A lot of things ... humor, roses, thoughtfulness, really putting work/thought into a date/gift, candles, low lights, kisses ...
Turn-on?	Sense of humor, cute hair, ambitious, quiet ...
Turn-off?	Rigid, clingy, ignorant, histrionic ...
First kiss?	It was what it should have been.
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?	Heh, well, in past such situations, I've just gone out with them. I think I've learned to just feel bad originally for hurting their feelings, but to not lie to them and myse
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going	(cont)lf and just get over it.(end) Knowing someone. For a long, long time. History is good.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out	I think it's perfectly socially acceptable. I just don't like to do it. I like to give that pressure-ful job to someone else, and avoid the rejection myself.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv	Perhaps.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?	Probably not so much.
What is best about the opposite sex?	I don't know. They're very different, men.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?	They're just plain dumb when it comes to women. And they have superiority complexes. But those are generalizations.
What's the last present someone gave you?	Tricia bought me a Champions of Hope bracelet ...
Are you in love?	Not at the moment, no.
Do you consider your significant other hot?	Don't have one.
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?	I can't say I've been haunted.
You wanted to kill?	Probably my sister.
That you laughed at?	Probably a pet.
That laughed at you?	Probably my mom.
That turned you on?	Heh, we'll leave that one alone.
You went shopping with?	I can't remember .. .it's been so flipping long since I've shopped...
That broke your heart?	Hmm. I'd rather not share his name.
To disappoint you?	Lots of people, unfortunately. I can't single a "latest" out.
To ask you out?	Jokingly or seriously?
To make you cry?	The cats this morning. I'm feeling emotional.
To brighten up your day?	My mom. Weird.
That you thought about?	My mom, 'cuz of the last question.
You saw a movie with?	Jenny ... Raise Your Voice. Yep.
You talked to on the phone?	Tricia. Yesterday.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?	Lord, it's been *forever*. Probably Zach.
You saw?	My mom in the mirror just now.
You lost?	I don't know.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?	No, I'm sitting down.
Will it be with your significant other?	Um, no, considering I don't have one and am not going out.
Or some random person?	Not going out.
What are you wearing right now?	My pink/gray senior shirt, gray pants, and New Balances.
Body part you're touching right now:	With my hands? I'm touching the keyboard ... Other than that, my legs are crossed.
What are you worried about right now?	That I'm not going to get into Columbia.
What book are you reading?	Slaughterhouse-Five. Finally. I started Portrait of the Young Man as an Artist, but it was a hard read. Maybe I'll retry it later.
What's on your mousepad?	It's black and silver and says Dell. Original, hmm?
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:	I'm very tired yet happy.
Are you bored?	Yeah.
Are you tired?	Yeah.
Are you talking to anyone online?	No. I'm anti-AIM at this period in my life.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?	No.
Are you lonely or content?	I'm both.
Are you listening to music?	Yep, "Do You See What I See?" is on in the background. Oddly enough, the Vanessa Williams version that I had stuck in my head sometime late-October. *Weird.*
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Would you rather be an African elephant or an Asian elephant? Why?:	African. I dunno ... it seems like Asian elephants wouldn't be as free as African elephants ...
Would you rather freeze to death or burn alive? Why?:	Euh. Bad choices. Freezing to death is going to be a *very* slow death where every organ just slowly gives out. Burning to death is going to be fast, but super painful. An
Name three movies you like:	(cont) there's no funeral or body for proof. I guess I'd say freezing 'cuz maybe you'd get saved and at least they'd have your body for evidence/organs.(end) Moulin Rouge, Sa
Name three books you like:	(cont)ved!, Casablanca.(end) Tender is the Night, Cat's Cradle, and any Harry Potter.
Have you ever fallen in love with a fictional character? Which one(s)? Why?:	Well, not fallen in love as *truly* fallen in love, but I've loved a lot of characters. Either because they reminded me of me, or because they were just that charming.
Republican, Democrat or other? Why?:	Democrat. Because I completely agree with almost every in their party platform, while I completely disagree with almost everything in the Republican platform. And, hard trut
Attendance percentage at high school dances?:	(cont)h, other parties aren't going to win.(end) Oh, it's pretty good. I'd say about 50%. Maybe a little less than that.
What television shows do you watch regularly?:	American Dreams, Desperate Housewives, Amazing Race, Lost, America's Next Top Model ...
Abortion is...:	not something I'd choose, but not something I think should be regulated by anyone other than the woman it affects.
The death penalty is...:	something I'm not exactly sure about yet.
How do you take your coffee?:	Well, I like my espresso with chocolate syrup in it ... and *maybe* some milk.
How do you take your tea?:	Iced. With sugar.
Who's your favorite teacher/professor?:	I have so many favorites.
How do you feel about your parents?:	Eh, they've done a decent job. Except the whole I'm-too-babied thing, but that's a better extreme than the other.
What sort of music do you listen to?:	Everything. Literally. Jazz, pop, rock, metal, oldies, R&B, hip/hop, rap, Christmas, classical, standards ... it goes on and on.
List five or ten bands you listen to.:	Frank Sinatra, Maroon 5, the Beatles, John Mayer, Josh Groban, Ella Fitzgerald, John Coltrane, Jeff Buckley, Weezer, Coldplay.
Do you use public transportation?:	If I have to.
Ever told someone you love him/her?:	Just family members.
Morning person, night person or both?:	More night than morning.
Siblings?:	One.
What are your friends like?:	They're pretty cool people.
Amusement parks are?:	Flipping awesome.
Cafeterias are?:	Not very good, as a rule.
Dogs are?:	very loyal.
Any phobias, traumas or other weirdnesses?:	Spiders, snakes.

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