I'm feeling snarky. And schnazzy. And honest, so watch out.

[ x ] your first name spelled backwards: acisseJ
[ x ] the story behind your user name: This one? Uh ... it's my first and middle names. I wanted something more personal, as opposed to my other ones which are just pretty random.
[ x ] where do you live: Ohio. (Not Ohia.)
[ x ] 4 words that sum you up: I'm just me, thanks.
DESCRIBE YOUR
[ x ] wallet - I don't have one.
[ x ] hairbrush - Black and purple. Minimal.
[ x ] toothbrush - Clear and purple. Needs to be replaced.
[ x ] jewelry worn daily - My gold-and-green class ring. My green stretchy cheap watch. Either my pink or red bracelet.
[ x ] pillow cover - It's white/cream background with some color things on it ... it's a pattern, but not a specifically easily-described one. It's kind of diagonal, arrow-ish, multi-colored.
[ x ] blanket - Same as the pillow cover. But bigger. And warmer.
[ x ] underwear - They're light blue.
[ x ] shoes - They're black with silver accents. Kind of heeled. Uncomfortable now that I've worn them entirely raw, not suprisingly because I bought them for $4 from K-Mart during a need for closed-toe shoes.
[ x ] favorite shirt - I like my pink striped oxford-like button-up collared shirt.
[ x ] CD in stereo right now - Lemme think. I think it's probably a mixed CD that I recently found (rescued from the thiefs!), so it's silver with black Sharpie writing on it. Completely random.
[ x ] tattoos - None.
[ x ] piercings - Ears, twice each. Common.
[ x ] what you are wearing now - Black three-quarter-length shirt. Purple tank top. Black soft but entirely hair-catching pants. Black stockings. Black shoes.
[ x ] hair - Blonde. Long. Straight.
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)
[ x ] in my mouth - Yours? Don't know. Mine, though ... Nothing. Last was some milk I drank.
[ x ] in my head - My dad is snoring and it's annoying the hell out of me.
[ x ] wishing - what is wishing? Don't you think that's worded incorrectly? I'm wishing the levy will pass.
[ x ] talking to - Oh, and it continues. I'll just attempt to ignore that you've forgotten the "your/you" in the question. Anyway. I'm talking to no one.
[ x ] if you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? - I think it'd probably weigh (wow, that looks wrong) on my conscience too much, even without the non-caught aspect.
[ x ] person you wish you could see right now - Let's not go into that. It would be unsmart for me.
[ x ] is next to you - My dad, sleeping.
[ x ] some of your favorite movies - Moulin Rouge!, Shakespeare in Love, Casablanca, Napoleon Dynamite, Singing in the Rain, The Royal Tenenbaums . . .
[ x ] something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month- Month? Hopefully ending all this stupid college drama.
[ x ] something that you are deathly afraid of - Spiders/snakes. It's an unnatural fear, I know, but that makes it no less real.
[ x ] do you like candles - Sure.
[ x ] do you like hot wax - Only if it's not burning hot. I like when it's just warm and pliable.
[ x ] do you like incense - Not really. It smells funny. Like drugs. And hippies.
[ x ] do you like the taste of blood - No. It tastes iron-y. Heh.
[ x ] do you believe in love - Yeah, I suppose so.
[ x ] do you believe in soul mates - I'd like to.
[ x ] do you believe in love at first sight - No, that's just dumb. Lust, interest, maybe even a primal knowing, but certainly not love.
[ x ] do you believe in Heaven - Yes. I think to a point you have to.
[ x ] do you believe in forgiveness - Yes. If I said the former and then no to this, I'd be pretty dumb.
[ x ] do you believe in God - Yes.
[ x ] what do you want done with your body when you're dead? - I dunno. I don't think I'd like to be buried, because the whole rotting in a box while worms and dirt surround you thing doesn't exactly sound appealing. Then again, I don't know if I'd wanna be kept in a urn. Or burned so there's no chance of "evidence" if the situation would be so. Plus I don't like to be ultra-hot.
[ x ] who is your worst enemy - Probably myself in the long run. Either that or the eternal answer -- my mother.
[ x ] if you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - If it were practical ... a giraffe. Because how flipping cool would you be if you rode into school on a giraffe? Pretty damn cool, that's what.
[ x ] what are cities you wouldn't mind relocating to - Marco Island, New York City, Nashville (surprisingly) ... there aren't that many cities I've been to recently enough to make this decision.
[ x ] what are some for your favorite pig out foods - I miss pizza. Really. And ice cream. And bread/rolls/biscuits/toast/every-other-type-of-bread-you-can-imagine. But pizza is probably the biggest one.
[ x]) what's something that you wish people would understand - That being judgmental is NOT FLIPPING GOOD.
[ x ] what's something you wish you could understand - The human brain.

This is retarded. Some I-hate-the-world kid made it, obviously.

What is your name?:	Jessica.
How old are you?:	17.
When is your Birthday?:	July.
What is your zodiac sign?:	Cancer.
Where were you born?:	Florida.
Where do you live now?:	Ohio.
What color eyes do you have?:	Green.
What color hair do you have?:	Blonde.
How tall are you?:	5'3".
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies):	Obviously made by a guy.
What is your race?:	Caucasian.
What is your worst fear?:	I don't know.
Do you smoke?:	No.
Do you drink?:	Occasionally.
Do you cuss?:	Occasionally, but not for everyday speech.
Do you use drugs?:	No.
Have you ever or will you ever steal?:	I'd like to hope not.
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?:	Sure.
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?:	Clarinet. A teensy bit of oboe and flute and piano.
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?:	My ears are pierced twice each.
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?:	I don't.
Do you suffer from depression disorder?:	No.
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?:	But you *don't*.
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?:	No.
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?:	No. At least not physically.
What subculture do you belong too?:	I don't know.
Are you evil?:	no.
Do you believe that you can be possesed?:	I don't know.
Are you a paranoid person?:	Yes.
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?:	Yes.
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?:	Maybe somewhat.
Are you a violent person?:	No.
Do you take your anger out on other people?:	Sometimes. Displacement happens.
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?:	Sometimes. Denial happens.
What is your favorite game?:	Is it bad that I read this and thought ... well, never mind.
What is your favorite movie?:	Casablanca.
Who is your favorite band?:	U2.
What is your favorite song?:	Right now, it's "I'm Not Okay." All-time? Too many to choose.
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?:	All kinds.
What is your favorite color?:	Cerulean.
What is your favorite food?:	I like grilled chicken.
What is your favorite drink?:	Water. or if you're going *that* way, champagne.
Do you own a pari of converse?:	No.
Do you own a pair of dickies?:	No.
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?:	I hope not.
Are you a virgin?:	Yes.
Are you kinky?:	I wouldn't really know.
Do you like biting?:	No.
Do you masturbate?:	Lord, this is a PG survey?
Do you watch pornography?:	Geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?:	No.
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?:	No. There's a socially unacceptable way to shave your head?
Are you hyper active person?:	No.
Are you religious?:	I'm more spiritual than religious.
Do you have any self inflicted scars?:	No.
Does pain turn you on?:	I swear. You'd think that with a PG stamp...
Do you stand for originality and creativity?:	What? Now it's getting stupid.
Do you like meeting new people?:	Sometimes.
What do you like most about life?:	As if there were one thing.
What do you dislike most about life?:	See above.
Do you believe in love at first fright?:	Not really. Maybe attraction, or a *feeling* of destiny or whatnot, but not love.
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?:	No. Well, I re-pierced one of my top holes in my ear ... just b/c it was half-way closed. It was not fun.
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?:	Not really.
Do you own a car?:	Yes, sort of.
Have you been to jail, yet?:	No.
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?:	No, but I've been known to use a safety pin when needed.
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?:	No.
Have you ever vomit while making out?:	Ew. No.
Have you held a job for less than a day?:	No.
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?:	Yes. I own three/four that I wear all the time, and about 4 others that I don't.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?:	Yes.
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?:	No.
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?:	Haven't had a job. But anything else -- no.
Does the world piss you off?:	Sometimes, yeah.

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