This is retarded. Some I-hate-the-world kid made it, obviously.

What is your name?:	Jessica.
How old are you?:	17.
When is your Birthday?:	July.
What is your zodiac sign?:	Cancer.
Where were you born?:	Florida.
Where do you live now?:	Ohio.
What color eyes do you have?:	Green.
What color hair do you have?:	Blonde.
How tall are you?:	5'3".
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies):	Obviously made by a guy.
What is your race?:	Caucasian.
What is your worst fear?:	I don't know.
Do you smoke?:	No.
Do you drink?:	Occasionally.
Do you cuss?:	Occasionally, but not for everyday speech.
Do you use drugs?:	No.
Have you ever or will you ever steal?:	I'd like to hope not.
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?:	Sure.
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?:	Clarinet. A teensy bit of oboe and flute and piano.
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?:	My ears are pierced twice each.
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?:	I don't.
Do you suffer from depression disorder?:	No.
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?:	But you *don't*.
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?:	No.
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?:	No. At least not physically.
What subculture do you belong too?:	I don't know.
Are you evil?:	no.
Do you believe that you can be possesed?:	I don't know.
Are you a paranoid person?:	Yes.
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?:	Yes.
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?:	Maybe somewhat.
Are you a violent person?:	No.
Do you take your anger out on other people?:	Sometimes. Displacement happens.
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?:	Sometimes. Denial happens.
What is your favorite game?:	Is it bad that I read this and thought ... well, never mind.
What is your favorite movie?:	Casablanca.
Who is your favorite band?:	U2.
What is your favorite song?:	Right now, it's "I'm Not Okay." All-time? Too many to choose.
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?:	All kinds.
What is your favorite color?:	Cerulean.
What is your favorite food?:	I like grilled chicken.
What is your favorite drink?:	Water. or if you're going *that* way, champagne.
Do you own a pari of converse?:	No.
Do you own a pair of dickies?:	No.
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?:	I hope not.
Are you a virgin?:	Yes.
Are you kinky?:	I wouldn't really know.
Do you like biting?:	No.
Do you masturbate?:	Lord, this is a PG survey?
Do you watch pornography?:	Geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?:	No.
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?:	No. There's a socially unacceptable way to shave your head?
Are you hyper active person?:	No.
Are you religious?:	I'm more spiritual than religious.
Do you have any self inflicted scars?:	No.
Does pain turn you on?:	I swear. You'd think that with a PG stamp...
Do you stand for originality and creativity?:	What? Now it's getting stupid.
Do you like meeting new people?:	Sometimes.
What do you like most about life?:	As if there were one thing.
What do you dislike most about life?:	See above.
Do you believe in love at first fright?:	Not really. Maybe attraction, or a *feeling* of destiny or whatnot, but not love.
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?:	No. Well, I re-pierced one of my top holes in my ear ... just b/c it was half-way closed. It was not fun.
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?:	Not really.
Do you own a car?:	Yes, sort of.
Have you been to jail, yet?:	No.
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?:	No, but I've been known to use a safety pin when needed.
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?:	No.
Have you ever vomit while making out?:	Ew. No.
Have you held a job for less than a day?:	No.
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?:	Yes. I own three/four that I wear all the time, and about 4 others that I don't.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?:	Yes.
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?:	No.
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?:	Haven't had a job. But anything else -- no.
Does the world piss you off?:	Sometimes, yeah.

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