Low-Down Repeating Survey. Geeze.

Section the First: Random Questions
Parlez-vous francais?:	Oui, je parle francais assez bien, grace a quatre ans des classes de francais.
What do you want more than anything in the world?:	I don't know if I can pick just one thing that would work ... I want a lot.
What is the next thing you plan on buying with your own money?:	Either Christmas gifts or something I wanted for Christmas but didn't get. Or shoes. Ohh, shoes.
Do you have any serious debts?:	Not that I know of.
Have you gone digital yet? (in terms of photography):	I don't have a camera. That's on the list.
What was the last thing that you purchased over $100?:	I have *no* clue. Not with my own money at least ...
Why are you wasting your time with this stupid, menail survey?:	Because I'm avoiding working out.
Do you abstain from littering?:	Yes.
Do you abstain from sexual activity?:	At the moment, yes.
Hephalumps or woozles?:	Hephalumps.
Who would you rather kill, George W. Bush or Celine Dion? (I know, tough):	George W. Bush. Not that I'm gonna go attempt it 'cuz that's stupid ... who'd want Cheney as prez?
If you were an object 3 meters tall, what would you like to be made of?:	Meters? What is this, Europe?
Do you like the color orange?:	Sure.
Are we having fun yet?:	Um, not exactly. But not exactly not ...
Would you rather die from freezing in Nepal or starving in the desert?:	I've already answered this...
Do you prefer lighting or thunder?:	I think I foresee a glitch ...
Do you have a criminal record?:	Well, I guess it wouldn't really be foresight, would it ...
Have you ever shoplifted anything?:	No, not really. Wouldn't be foresight.
Did you get caught?:	Since it's happening right now, nope. Not foresight.
Did you keep stealing after the fact?:	I wonder if my answers can be misconstrued ...
Have you ever worked in customer service? Even cashier somewhere counts...:	Or if this will continue like this forever ...
Would you rather base a conversation on yourself or someone else?:	so, so bored.
Have you ever caught a fish?:	of this.
How about shot a gun?:	grr.
Can you water ski?:	Aren't you *done* yet?
Have you ever been to Martha's Vineyard?:	Lord, no!
Do you know anyone who is in or has been in Iraq during the "war"?:	Geezy petes.
Do you agree with the "war"?:	AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
Who are you voting for?:	Kerry.
Section the Second: More Random Questions! Can you believe it?
I'm running out of ideas... can you tell?:	Oh, you suck.
What's your favorite radio station?:	Highly.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?:	In fact,
Why?:	I'd say
Don't you hate commercials?:	that this
Did you ever have that falling dream?:	is
Which religion do you relate most easily to?:	pretty
Are you in college? If not, do you plan on going, or did you go already?:	darn
Do you ever feel like a slave to the things you own?:	low.
Do you think Metallica sucks wicked bad?:	Even for
Do you still download mp3s for free? Fuck you Lars Ulrich...:	someone I
Are you going to paste this into your livejournal?:	don't know.
Can I read your livejournal?:	Geeze.
Have you ever had to clean up after someone else?:	----------------

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