"Thought-provoking" Questions. Unsatisfactorily short.

What makes you laugh?:	You know, a lot of things make me laugh. My dad, watching Motormouth, watching Seinfeld, Mr.Daniels, Mr.Johnson, Buck, funny random things you see..lots of things,thankfully.
Who is your hero?:	I don't know if one person is my hero. I've pulled myself out of nearly everything, and hardly anyone has been there for me all the time exactly how I wanted.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?:	Heh, I don't know if I want to do that with anyone. Probably either my mom because I know there'd be little embarassment factor, my sister 'cuz I'd like to see how sixth grad
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:	(cont)e drama has changed, or my dad to see how his life is really going, cuz I have a feeling he doesn't really say much for a reason. (end) I own a lot of shoes. Not nearl
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?:	(cont.)y enough, really. About 20 now that I've cut it down. (end) In some landfill after a journey through a bunch of water pipes.
Who do you blame for your mood today?:	I blame no one ... I'm in a pretty good mood. I think it's because the exercising is releasing endorphins. Plus, I just ate ice cream ...
If the Internet were sex... I would:	be a whore. Yep. And probably have some sort of STD. Damn viruses.
Have you ever seen a dead body?:	Yes, at funeral viewings and stuff.
What is something scientists need to invent?:	Cures for diseases. But they're on the way to that anyway.
What should we do with stupid people?:	Send them to an island where they can copulate with their own kind and not ruin our gene pool and form a stupid nation of their own.
Have you ever broken a bone?:	Yep. Right arm/shoulder. The plate/disk that causes growth of the arm. Yep, great stuff.
Do you watch local news? Why?:	Occasionally...like, if they come on and I happen to be watching that channel. Or in the morning for my weather.
What happens after you die?:	Well, I like the idea of Purgatory, but I definitely think you either go to heaven, go to hell, or stay here for unfinished business.
How big is your bed? Big enough?:	It's a twin bed. It's big enough for me.
How long do you think you will live?:	I don't know. I'd hope to live a long, full life. But you know, you just never know. Life is one of those mysteries.

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