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75 Dirty Little Secrets
Have you ever...
Glued your fingers together?:	No, but I used to make glue fake fingernails. On the back of a ruler. Weird.
Kissed a friend?:	Yes.
Kissed a brother/sister's friend?:	No.
Cheated on a test?:	Yes.
Cheated on your homework?:	Yes, much more.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?:	No.
Back-stabbed a friend?:	No.
Told people someone's deep, dark secret?:	No.
Looked up something on the Internet you shouldn't have?:	Yes.
Lied to your parents/a boss?:	Yes.
Lied to a friend?:	Yes.
Lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?:	Yes.
Lied to get money?:	Yes.
Lied to get out of doing something?:	Yes.
Lied to make yourself sound better?:	Yes.
Spread gossip?:	Yes.
Made up a false rumor to get back at someone?:	No.
Stolen money?:	No.
Stolen anything else?:	No.
Talked about a "friend" behind their back?:	Yes.
Talked about a family member behind their back?:	Yes.
Talked about an enemy behind their back?:	Yes.
Gotten in a big fight for no real reason?:	Yes. Verbal.
Gotten in a big fight for a real reason?:	Yes.
Tried to draw attention to yourself for profit?:	No.
Tried to draw attention to someone's flaw?:	Yes.
Thought lustfully of someone?:	Yes. Geeze.
Stalked somone?:	Sort of.
Posted a celebrity's picture on a wall/locker/roof?:	Yes.
Had a mad celebrity crush on multiple celebs?:	Yes.
Felt lustfully/lovingly about someone you've only met online?:	Yes.
Been divorced?:	No.
Done something bad because it was bad?:	Yes.
Gotten your tongue stuck to anything?:	Yes.
Laughed at a joke that wasn't funny?:	Yes.
Let a friend harm themselves on purpose?:	No.
Hurt yourself physically (on purpose)?:	No.
Felt as if you were inferior to anyone?:	Yes.
Eaten something that wasn't yours?:	Yes.
Taken a crazy dare?:	Probably not.
Taken any dare so you wouldn't be "chicken?":	No. I don't care what you call me. If I don't want to do it, I'm not doing it. It's not about you.
Gone streaking?:	No.
Mooned/Flashed someone?:	No.
Caused someone major embarrasment?:	Maybe.
Bullied someone?:	Maybe.
Ruined someone's reputation on purpose?:	Maybe.
Hurt someone's reputation to make yours better?:	Yes.
Lied to yourself to make you feel better?:	Yes. I think we call it denial.
Pushed someone into a pool?:	Yes.
Accidentally hurt someone and not felt sorry?:	Yes.
Got in a fight with someone and never made up?:	Yes.
Bitten someone?:	Yes.
Farted and blamed it on someone else?:	Yes.
Lied to the general public?:	Yes.
Copied someone's homework because you didn't do it?:	Yes.
Skipped school for fun?:	Yes.
Skipped school to get out of a test?:	Yes.
Skipped school because you forgot to do something?:	Yes.
Made up a wild story and told people it was true?:	Yes.
Told a little "white lie?":	Yes.
Wished someone was dead?:	Probably, though I usually take it back rather quickly. Death is not mine to wish.
Murdered someone?:	Not a human. Only insects and such.
Murdered someone inside your head?:	No.
Apologized, but didn't mean it?:	Yes.
Made yourself cry so people would feel sorry for you?:	Yes.
Yelled at someone in public?:	Yes.
Said something you wish you hadn't?:	Yes.
Lied about saying something you wish you hadn't?:	Yes.
Kissed someone the day you met them?:	Yes. Heh. Twice.
Wanted to kiss a stranger?:	Yes. And have.
Gotten pregnant/gotten someone pregnant before marriage?:	No.
Drank/did drugs/smoked a cigarette?:	Yes/no/no.
Lied to protect someone who only wants to hurt you?:	Yes, unknowingly.
Point out someone's flaws to cover up your own?:	Yes.
And finally...
Did you lie on this quiz?:	No. No need to ... nothing was specific enough for worries.
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• c o n f e s s i o n s •
~•*be honest*•~
- y e s - o r - n o -
I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE:	A bit. It can be awfully awkward with the wrong person, and simply wonderful with the right one.
I TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS:	Yes, and no. I either do this or don't talk at all.
I AM REALLY TICKLISH:	YES. Particularly my neck/back of knees. Aw damn, I revealed my weakness.
I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE:	Yes. And I kind of am. In ways.
I'VE BEEN CALLED "JAIL-BAIT":	Yes.
I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK:	Kind of. I'm afraid of the unknown.
I'M AFRAID OF FACING MY BACK TO OPEN DOORS AT NIGHT:	Um ... maybe? Never thought of it before, but it doesn't sound appealing.
I CAN'T SLEEP IN A ROOM IF THE CLOSET DOOR IS OPEN:	Not true, but I definitely prefer it to be closed.
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL:	Nope. Hetero.
I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE:	I still think so, yes.
I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME:	No. At least not in the traditional sense. Going away to college kind of counts. There was a bit of running in that.
I LISTEN TO POLITICAL MUSIC:	Occasionally. I like "When the President Talks to God" by Bright Eyes.
I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS:	Nope.
I SHUT OTHERS OUT WHEN I'M SAD:	Yes, generally.
I'VE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT:	Um, yes. Yesterday was until 5 which almost counts, other days have been as early/late.
I OPEN UP TO OTHERS EASILY:	It depends on the person. And where I am in life. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
I AM KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE WORLD:	Yes. I have things I have told no one.
I WATCH THE NEWS:	Yes, occasionally. Not Chris Bradley.
I OWN OVER 5 RAP CD'S:	Worth of iTunes, yes. Actual CDs ... no.
I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES:	Yes.
I AM A SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES:	Yes. The eyes of an angel. I know here is not the place for it, but I miss his.
I AM A SUCKER FOR BROWN EYES:	Not nearly as much.
I AM A SUCKER FOR BLUE EYES:	Sometimes. I prefer green, I guess. But blue is second.
I DON'T KILL BUGS:	I try not to, even though they bother me most of the time. I'm in a let-live sort of place.
I CURSE:	Yes. A lot, really. Probably superfluously. But oh well.
I'VE CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:	No.
I'VE SLIPPED AND FELL IN PUBLIC:	Yes. Damn sidewalk puddles.
I'VE SLIPPED OUT A "LOL" IN A REAL CONVERSATION:	OMG, yes. Scary, sad, and embarrassing all in one. And I don't say "L, O, L," but instead "lol" as if it were a word.
I LOVE SPAM:	No. Neither the emails nor the "meat."
I'M A GOOD COOK:	Not really. I enjoy it, though.
I HAVE WORN PAJAMAS TO CLASS:	Not pants ... I've worn a shirt I've slept in, yes.
I HAVE OWNED SOMETHING FROM ABERCROMBIE:	Yes, a tank top.
I WANT A BETTER JOB..OR A JOB:	I want a job, but only what I want.
I'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR 6+ HOURS:	Yes. Eight.
I LOVE DR. PHIL:	Maybe in a guilty pleasure kind of way, and only occasionally, and only in short bursts. So no, not really.
I LIKE SOMEONE:	Yes. I do. And I can't.
I AM GUILTY OF TyPiNg LiKe ThIs:	NO. Never.
I AM SELF-CONSCIOUS:	Yes, nearly always.
I LOVE TO LAUGH:	Yes. Best medicine.
I DRINK ALCOHOL FREQUENTLY:	Not frequently, no. I'd drink a hell of a lot more if I didn't have to drive.
I'VE SMOKED A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN 1 DAY:	No. Never touched a cigarette.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN:	No. I am one.
I LOVE LORD OF THE FLIES:	Never read it.
I EAT COUGH DROPS WHEN I'M NOT SICK:	Occasionally. They don't taste bad.
I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS:	On the contrary; I'm very good at swallowing pills. Even without water.
I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS:	Not a lot, no. A few.
I CAN'T SLEEP IF I KNOW THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM:	Yes, that's pretty true.
I LOVE CHOCOLATE:	Um ... I like it all right. I have love for it on occasion.
I BITE MY NAILS:	Yes. 'Tis a bad habit that I broke once, but regained due to stress.
I TWIRL MY HAIR:	Not really. I have on occasion.
I AM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ME:	Most of the time, yes.
I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES WHEN I'M BORED:	Sometimes.
I TAKE THESE GAY SURVEYS WHEN I'M BORED:	Yeah, pretty much. And when I want to get something inexplicable out of me. They're telling at a later date. And no one else will ask.
I'VE SEEN A SHOOTING STAR:	Not really.
I'VE HAD A "MENAGE A TROIS":	Not sexually.
I'VE GONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN MY PAJAMAS:	Yes, to the deli, thanks to Claire.
I'VE KISSED A STRANGER:	Yes, twice.
I'VE KISSED SOMEONE FOR THE HELL OF IT:	Yes, twice. (Not the same twice.)
I'VE HUGGED A STRANGER:	Yes.
I'VE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX:	No.
I'VE LAUGHED AND HAD SOME TYPE OF BEVERAGE COME OUT OF MY NOSE:	Yes, Sprite.
I'VE PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS IN AN ELEVATOR:	Yes, on 39th street, and the elevator tried to break down/rebel. We switched elevators for fear.
I'VE MADE OUT IN AN ELEVATOR:	No.
I'VE KICKED A GUY WHERE IT HURTS ON PURPOSE:	No.
I'VE BEEN SKYDIVING:	No, but I would.
I'VE BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING:	No, and I'd hesitate.
I'VE HAD STITCHES:	No.
I'VE BITTEN SOMEONE..AS A JOKE:	Yes.
I'VE BEEN TO NIAGARA FALLS:	No.
I'VE HAD THE CHICKEN POX:	Yes.
I'VE CRASHED INTO A CAR:	Yes. A few times.
I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN:	No.
I'VE RIDDEN IN A TAXI:	Yes, several times.
I'VE SHOPLIFTED:	No. I got very mad at some friends who did.
I'VE BEEN FIRED:	No.
I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE THEM BACK:	Yes.
I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB:	No, haven't had a job.
I'VE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE:	No.
I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER:	Yes. =) I tend to, actually. Probably not good, but oh well.
I'VE CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS:	No.
I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE:	Yes.
I'VE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER, AND/OR EMPLOYEE:	No.
I'VE BEEN MARRIED:	No.
I'VE GOTTEN DIVORCED:	No.
I'VE BEEN PREGNANT:	No.
I'VE SEEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE DYING:	Yes.
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO KILL:	No.
I'VE DRIVEN OVER 400 MILES IN 1 DAY:	Yes.
I'VE BEEN TO CANADA:	No.
I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE:	Yes. Planes are like second homes to me. I like the sky.
I'VE SEEN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:	No. (Sometimes I pretend I have, though.)
I'VE THROWN UP FROM DRINKING:	No. I'd rather not get there, either, having recently thrown up due to a virus.
I'VE EATEN SUSHI:	No, but I want to make/try vegetable sushi soon.
I'VE BEEN SKIING:	No.
I'VE BEEN ICE SKATING:	Yes.
I'VE CRIED IN PUBLIC:	Yes.
I'VE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE:	No, no attempts.
I'VE LIKED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE:	Yes. Currently doing so, in fact.
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE ALMOST 24/7:	Yes. Literally 24/7 as well.
I'VE HATED THE WORLD:	Yes.
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CAN YOU, HAVE YOU, WOULD YOU?
Can you.....?
Whistle?:	Yes. I tend to think it was a gift from God, considering I learned in Lowe's right when we spontaneously met up with our current pastor. Iiiinteresting.
Blow a bubble?:	Yes. I enjoy doing so, even though I'm not that into gum.
Cross your eyes?:	Yes.
Dance?:	Um, sort of, I guess. Depends on who I'm with and how into them I am. =)
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:	Yes. Have.
Swim?:	Yes, at least somewhat. I haven't really ever had to do so hardcore.
Sing well?:	Yes, I think so.
Write well?:	I used to think so, but I really doubt it now. Thanks, WTE.
Have you ever....?
Smiled for no reason?:	No. There's always a reason. I think.
Laughed so hard you cried?:	Yes.
Sang to someone for no reason?:	No. To myself, yes. To "someone" inferring someone *else*, no.
Made out in a theatre?:	Yes, although I always got a little peeved when he went in for it because I wanted to actually see the movie.
Been beaten up?:	No.
Been out of the country?:	Yes.
Out of state?:	Yes, 8 months out of the year, I live out-of-state.
Written a poem?:	Yes. He inspired me a lot.
Gone to the beach?:	Yes. Born by one.
Gone to an island?:	Yes, born by one/lived on one.
Had a dream that came true?:	Yes, but not often.
Kissed a stranger?:	Yes.
Hugged a stranger:	Yes.
Would you...?
Give your life for a friend?:	It would depend on the friend.
A lover?:	See above.
Lie to a friend?:	Yes.
Lie to your parents?:	Yes.
Lie to a lover?:	Yes, though I'd like to not have to.
Steal from your parents?:	I guess if I *had* to for some dire reason, but I'd probably just ask in about 99% of cases.
Would you ever be a....?
Policeman?:	No. I don't really like them, nor can I see that fulfilling me in anyway.
Doctor?:	Yes, considered it, in fact. Am sort of still doing it.
Prostitute?:	Um, I guess if I had to. I'd rather not, obviously.
Writer?:	Maybe. It's hard to say at this point ... me and writing are DYSFUNCTIONAL right now.
Pilot?:	Yes, definitely. I'd like to, in fact. Flight is addictive for me. I love the issues it brings to me, as well.
Detective?:	Maybe. I like being curious and finding things out.
Store clerk?:	I'd rather not, but I would if I had to.
Tennis player?:	Probably not, seeing as I don't know any tennis at all.
Country singer?:	Yeah, sure, as long as people didn't expect me to be all bible-belt/Republican.
Rapper?:	No, I don't think I have that in me.
Pop star?:	I'd be reluctant, if only because I know I am in no way interested in celebrity.
Actor?:	I share some feelings with the "pop star" answer, but I'm more inclined to say yes because lately I've been pulled here, and I like to listen when the universe pushes.
house wife/house husband?:	Yes, but I'd want to do something else as well.
Homeless person?:	Hopefully not, but you do what you must.
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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?:	Jessica.
Age?:	18. 19 in a week now. Wow.
Sex?:	Female.
Birth Date?:	7/15.
Hair Color?:	Blonde.
Eye Color?:	Green.
Height?:	5'3".
Weight?:	I don't even know.
Body Type?:	See above.
Piercings?:	Ears twice each.
Tattoos?:	Not yet, at least.
What are you wearing right now?:	Jeans, an OSU t-shirt.
Hair style at the moment?:	Straight, down.
* Favorites *
Soda?:	Don't drink it.
Food?:	Maybe mashed potatoes? Fruit? Something. Food and I are dysfunctional at this point, too.
Drink?:	Long Island Iced Teas. Oh wait ... tea. Or just water.
Alcoholic Drink?:	Oops. See above.
Time of day?:	Afternoon, or late night.
Season?:	Spring.
Day of the week?:	Friday.
Song at the moment?:	"Fireflies" by Rhett Miller featuring Rachel Yamagata.
Band/Artist?:	Ummmm, no one strikes me. I'm into radio right now.
Book?:	The Alchemist. Hands down.
Subject in school?:	I run the gamut. I'll like something until I have a negative experience, then I never want to see it again, but eventually I start re-craving.
Place in the USA?:	There's nothing like New York City.
Place outside the USA?:	Paris.
Color?:	Cerulean.
Style of clothes?:	Comfortable? Cute? Maybe?
Store?:	Macys for its amazing shoe clearance section. =)
Mall?:	Tuttle, because it's just where I go.
City?:	NYC.
Website?:	This one is fine.
Magazine?:	I just like to peruse. I REALLY liked Radar, but it's gone now. I tend to buy Cosmo, Blender, and Jane.
Kind of pet?:	Dogs are the best pets.
* Worst *
Place to be?:	Worst, hmm. Um, in denial without knowing it. In a cloud of bugs?
Class in school?:	WTE.
Time of dayr?:	Too early.
Season?:	Summer, I think. Sadly.
Kind of pet?:	Anything you can't pet/establish a relationship with.
Drink?:	Pop/beer.
Food?:	Meat. Mushrooms.
Mall?:	Westland.
Store?:	The tar one ...
Style of clothes?:	Slut. 's all I'm saying.
Celebrity?:	It's not mine to say; I don't know them.
Color?:	I'm not a huge fan of icky green-yellows.
Book?:	Anything that gets "God"-y on me. I've started and abandoned too many.
Type of music?:	Noise music. Like Xiu Xiu and shit.
Website?:	I only recently warmed up to myspace.
Magazine?:	The "it's always the end of the world/three-legged babies are born" ones.
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?:	Lately? Around noon.
What is your first thought?:	Usually something around what time is it/should I get up.
What do you do first?:	Usually find an appropriate song for the feeling/day and play it.
What's your usual outfit?:	Jeans and a shirt. Maybe jeans and a tank top with a sweater.
What's the first class of the day?:	Depends on the day ... either Bio or Orgo this coming semester.
When does school end?:	Depends on the day ... 8:15 pm some days, 12:15 pm others.
Do you see your friends?:	Yes, occasionally,though that will be drastically decreased soon.
What do you do when you get home?:	Ummm ... eat, check the computer, watch TV, space out in general.
What time do you go to bed?:	Very late lately. It's 3:27 am now.
* Do you...*:	Do I what now?
Brush your teeth daily?:	Yes.
Brush your hair daily?:	Yes.
Shower daily?:	Not always.
Sing?:	Yes.
Dance?:	Yes.
Party?:	Sometimes.
Get drunk?:	Once.
Have sex?:	Not yet.
Read books?:	Yes, not enough now.
Listening to music a lot?:	Do I do it or do I like it? Yes to both, anyway.
Read magazines?:	Yes.
Go online a lot?:	Not really.
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?:	Not anymore.
Have a religion?:	Yes, at least something resembling a faith/spirituality that I've learned and accumulated.
Have an IPod?:	Yes, Lola.
Want an IPod?:	I kind of want a new sparkly one, but I'm in love with my current old one, and it is in love with me, so alas.
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?:	No.
Play an instrument?:	Yes.
Get sick a lot?:	No, though I was recently.
Watch TV?:	Yes.
Like MTV?:	Yes, some things.
Like VH1?:	Yes, some things.
Like the History Channel?:	Don't watch it.
Have Digital Cable?:	No.
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?:	No.
Listen to the radio?:	Yes, recently. I'll miss it (and driving) when I return to NY.
Still use your CD player?:	No. Not a bit. Don't even know where one is.
Stalk people?:	Not in this city. =)
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?:	No. Getting close ... 181.
Have dial-up internet?:	No.
Have AOL?:	No. Grr.
Know HTML?:	A little bit of the basics. Enough to things. And do pictures.
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?:	NO. Fucking last semester.
Get H's in honors classes?:	I don't know what an H is.
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?:	Yes, current favorites include the radio hits ("It's Goin' Down" is the best lately -- "it's me, surprise!").
R & B?:	Yes.
Blues and/or Jazz?:	Yes, favorite of Norah Jones and Coltrane.
Classical?:	Yes, favorites of Mozart and Bach.
Pop?:	Yes, a good pop song is inescapable.
Country?:	Yes.
Emo/Scremo?:	Umm, yes/not so much.
Heavy Metal?:	Not really, no.
Christian?:	No. Relient K, but that's about as far as I go.
Techno?:	Not really. I like Daft Punk...?
Reggae?:	Maybe a little ... infused with pop and such. And Bob Marley, of course.
Broadway Musical songs?:	YES. Love 'em.
Oldies?:	Yes, love them as well.
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?:	Dark.
Eye color?:	Green.
Tattoos?:	Yes.
Piercings?:	No.
Favorite Music?:	Listens to it all.
Style of clothing?:	Just casual/clean.
Body Type?:	Average-ish. Lanky would be nice. =)
Personality or Looks?:	Personality.
Would you go out with someone just for their money?:	No.
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?:	I have before. I try not to now.
Does size matter?:	Oh geeze. Talk to me when I think about having sex with this fictional person.
Do they have to be popular?:	No.
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?:	I'd like him to ask me, thanks. I'm too doubtful/cynical to ask, usually.
Where do you go on the first date?:	Something fun, but not too crazy. Simple.
Kiss on the first date?:	Sure, if you're feeling it.
Sex on the first date?:	No.
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?:	No, I'm ready for bed.
Are you eating something?:	No.
Are you drinking something?:	No.
Are you IMing anyone?:	No, but I was.
Are you talking on the phone with someone?:	No, but I was.
Are you talking face to face with someone?:	No.
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?:	YES. Freaking Jenny's friend.
What song are you listening to?:	"Fireflies" by Rhett Miller.
What are you watching on TV?:	Nothing.
What other websites do you have open?:	Myspace and Blogger.
Why are you taking this survey?:	Because I'm bored and I think it will extract something from me that I want out for recording.
Where are you going to post it?:	Blogger.
What are you going to do after this?:	Either another one, or go to bed.
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?:	Yes.
The afterlife?:	Yes, I think so.
Aliens?:	Perhaps.
God?:	Yes.
The devil?:	At least in some form of evil.
Heaven?:	See afterlife.
Hell?:	See above. Much less so than heaven, though.
Scientology?:	No.
Hinduism?:	No.
Buddhism?:	A lot of concepts, yes.
Christianity?:	A lot of concepts, yes.
Taoism?:	No.
Judism?:	No.
Jesus?:	Yes.
Nothing?:	No.
Reincarnation?:	Perhaps. I like the idea.
Yourself?:	At times.
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?:	Yes, often.
Where were you going?:	New York, Ohio, Florida, France, Italy, and Missouri as final destinations. Washington D.C., Chicago, Pittsburgh, Germany, England, and others as pit stops in between.
Have you been to another country?:	Yes.
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?:	Yes.
Have you ever partied in another country?:	YES. Better than partying here, for damn sure.
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?:	No, unfortunately.
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?:	Yes.
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?:	No. I only pretended to like people so they would not hate me.
Talked about someone behind their back?:	Yes.
Had someone talk about you behind your back?:	Yes.
Been in a fight online?:	Yes, sort of.
Been in a fight face to face?:	Yes, verbally.
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?:	Yes, though I attempt not to ... I'm more dragged in than voluntarily participating.
Been called a bitch?:	Yes.
Been called a slut/whore?:	Yes, jokingly.
Been to Australia?:	No.
Do you like snakes?:	No.
Ever cried to get your own way?:	Yes.
Ever broken a bone?:	Yes.
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?:	No.
Ever had serious surgery?:	Yes.
Ever looked a porn online?:	Yes.
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?:	No.
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?:	Yes.
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?:	Yes.
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?:	No. I've never paid that much money for one thing of clothing.
Ever been on stage for any reason?:	Yes, acting, performing, and accepting awards mostly.
Ever been in a play?:	Yes.
Ever been in a choir?:	Yes.
Ever been in a band?:	Yes.
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?:	Yes.
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?:	No.
Waxed your eyebrows?:	No.
Waxed your legs?:	Yes.
Cut yourself shaving?:	Yes.
Have you ever died?:	No ...
Was this survey an good at all?:	Yeah, sure.
What time is it right now?:	3:41 am.
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Dear Diary prt.1 ..a girl's journey
Introduction
what is your name?:	Jessica.
what is your nickname(s)?:	Mostly variations on my first and last names.
what month were you born in?:	July.
what is your astrological sign?:	Cancer.
what is your crush's name?:	I will tell you the following only: it contains an E. (Ooooh, Carly Simon style.)
Secrets
are you dangerously in love with him?:	Ummm, dangerous? Yes. In love? No.
would you do anything for him?:	No ... it's just a crush, geeze.
have you ever had a deep conversation about him with someone you trust?:	Yes.
have you ever spoken to him for more than 5 minutes?:	Yes.
have you ever dreamed about him?:	Yes.
have you ever done anything crazy for him?:	Not really.
have you ever felt the way you feel about him about someone else?:	Yes.
have you ever hung out with him?:	Yes.
have you ever heard a rumor about him?:	Not really.
have you ever written your names in hearts on paper?:	Omg, no. Not since like, 8th grade, have I employed that strategy.
have you ever told someone in your family how you feel about him?:	No, though I'm getting close to that.
have you ever written him a letter or gave him a card of some sort?:	No.
have you ever found out something about him that made you fall deeper?:	Yes.
have you ever wished he was your next-door neighbor?:	Yes.
have you ever dressed up for him?:	Yes.
have you ever wished on a star for him?:	Not a star, but other wishing apparati.
have you ever prayed for him?:	No.
have you ever thought about where he was and what he was doing?:	Yes.
Secret Fantasies
have you ever become aroused from looking at him?:	Yes.
have you ever dreamt about you and him having sex?:	Not really. All dreams have been PG.
do you masterbate by thinking of him or looking at his picture?:	No.
do you stay up all night and fantasize about him?:	No. I have to sleep, geeze.
would you ever have sex with him?:	Perhaps. It's hard to tell at this point (the way beginning), but I'm not saying I wouldn't.
would you ever give him a lapdance?:	See above, but on a way lower status.
would you ever have a threesome, with him and someone else?:	Oh come on now. How am I supposed to know that yet?
would you ever film yourself with him on camera?:	Sure, but not sexually, thanks.
has the thought of being raped by him ever crossed your mind?:	Um, NO.
would you like for him to rape you?:	No, geeze. Why would someone want that?
would you feel comfortable in bed with him?:	Yes, I think.
have you ever watched porn and pretended you and him were the stars?:	No.
have you ever used a dildo and pretended it was him?:	No, geeze now. This is crazy.
have you ever talked sexually about him to your closest friends?:	No.
would you ever tell him your fantasies?:	Maybe. I don't know, geeze. Was the word "crush" not used? How serious can it be already, goodness!
do you want to have sex with him badly?:	No.
would you give him pleasure whenever he needed it?:	O. M. G.
if he asked you for a blowjob, would you do it?:	Not right now, no. We're not even TOGETHER yet, goodness.
do you think you'd be ready for sexual relations with him?:	Not at the moment, no.
do you write poems or stories about your fantasies?:	No.
if he was bisexual, would you still feel this way about him?:	Yes, I believe so.
are you a virgin?:	Yes.
Strange Coincidences
has a song ever came on and reminded you of him alot?:	Yes.
do you think you are going paranoid, like people watch you closely now?:	No.
have you ever bumped into him, looked at him and then just walked away?:	No. There is sufficient bumping into each other and definitely sufficient looking, but the walking away? Not so much.
are you more emotional now?:	Yes.
do you think about him for what seems like every second of the day?:	Not every second, but certainly often and much more often than I anticipated/remembered/usually do.
have you double taked on anything because it reminded you of him?:	Yes.
have you ever saw someone you thought was him?:	Not that wasn't him.
does he know you love him like this, fantasies and all?:	Um, I don't. So no.
has anything strange been happening to you?:	No.
do you smile alot more?:	Perhaps.
are you happy with the love you found?:	I HAVEN'T FOUND LOVE. Geeze.
do you love him so much, your friends think you're crazy?:	PEOPLE. Slow. the. fuck. down.
do you think you're crazy?:	No, but I'm pretty sure you are.
is he too old for you, too young or just right?:	He's probably a bit young, but I'm okay with it.
do you stare out your window and just think about him?:	No. I don't just stare out my window.
has anyone ever questioned your love for him in a bad way?:	I don't love him, so no.
has anyone ever said that you could do better?:	No, but I haven't really discussed it with people.
Final Fantasies
when having sex, would you more likely be on top or the bottom?:	GEEZE. Bottom, I guess. Lord.
would have sex on the kitchen counter?:	Sure.
the couch?:	This is ridiculous.
the floor?:	Honestly.
the shower?:	At this point,
the bed?:	the survey is just
on a hammock?:	Wait. No. I wouldn't have sex in a hammock because you would straight up fall out. Sorry.
in the tub?:	Other than that,
in public?:	ummm, as far as in public goes, it would depend on the situation. Definitely.
on camera?:	I'm reluctant to do so. My paranoia and all.
in front of close friends?:	That's a bit odd.
in a McDonalds bathroom?:	Ew, that's probably quite unsanitary. At least find a cleaner bathroom.
on a live cam for web viewers?:	No.
would you ever have anal sex?:	I'll cross that bridge when I even start having other sex, mmkay?
does size matter to you?:	See above, lordy.
do you prefer tall, average or short guys?:	Tall and average, I suppose.
should he have a certain hair color?:	Not really.
would you have sex on the first date if he asked you?:	No. wait, you mean he *asked*?? Well, then yeah I guess, geeze. As my eyes roll...
would you have sex in his car?:	Sure, though it'd be better in my car.
would you runaway just to be with him?:	I can't really see that happening, but that's probably because I'm not IN LOVE LIKE THE SURVEY WENT AND ASSUMED.
would you announce it over a loudspeaker that you love him?:	Hmm, no, perhaps because I DON'T.
would you do a crazy stunt to prove your love for him?:	I've never been so adamant about my non-love for someone I actually *liked.*
do you make it obvious you love him to certain people?:	The survey actually makes me sound *anti*-romanticism/love, which I am certainly not.
do you think about having sex with him non-stop?:	No. Goodness now.
would you travel the world to find him if he left?:	Perhaps if we were together, but, hmm oh yeah, we're NOT.
when he talks, do you get chills?:	No. That's ridiculous.
are you a nervous wreck around him?:	Not a wreck, no, but more nervous, probably.
does the way he makes you feel make you laugh and smile alot?:	Yes, otherwise I wouldn't be attracted to him.
if he ever looks at you, do you turn away quickly?:	No, shoot. Looks are more fun than that.
if you were dared to tell him how you feel, would you?:	Ummm, no. Dares don't sway me.
do you find yourself staring at him, without him ever knowing?:	A few times I have done so, but not very often, and usually only when I'm abnormally spacey.
would you compete for his heart?:	Yeah, I kind of am already.
would you introduce yourself to his parents?:	Yes.
could he put his trust in you?:	Yes, I'd like to think so.
could you put your trust in him?:	See above.
what song makes you think of him, if any?:	A few.
if he came up to you and said he loved you, what would you do?:	Um, I'd ask what was up because that would seem grandly out of the ordinary. Although I would not be *upset*, but I'd much rather prefer a "like" in place of that "loved."
describe him in at least 5 words:	Hmm, let's see ... open, refreshing, caring (which is a cheap word, I know), challenging, and honest.
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?:	Not unless I'm sick.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:	Lover. I don't like confrontation.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:	I'd rather not contemplate it, but I'm not a big fan of dying alone or failure in general.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:	Not really, no.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:	Um, I think it's getting a tad ridiculous, but I think conceptually it's nice.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:	If I get bored/have the straw long enough.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:	I was a fat baby, so HELL YEAH.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:	Ummm, it's interesting, yes, that it is. I'm very torn right now on how I feel about it, honestly.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:	A nice beige/white-ish color.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:	Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:	No.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:	Of course, but if I told you, I couldn't answer yes next time.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:	Europe.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:	No.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:	No, but it's on my list.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:	Yes, it's important, for sure.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:	A LOT.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:	No.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:	Yes.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:	Not really.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:	I'm personally against it.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:	I hope so.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:	Yes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:	Shitty people.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":	Today, when hanging up with Claire.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:	No, I don't think so.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:	Yes. I'm a sap.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:	Overeasy or in a broccoli/cheese omelette (I can't spell this word in English).
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:	Well, I'm not dumb, and I'm not really sure how one could make a basic judgment of intelligence based on hair pigment, so I'm gonna go with no.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:	Through the water hose. Damn it all.
WHAT TIME IS IT?:	4:02 am. Shit, I need to go to bed.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:	Yes.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:	Yes.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:	Slightly before midnight.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:	Showers, definitely.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:	No. Maybe his "spirit."
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:	Somewhat. More the unknown.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:	Starbucks psychologically, procrastination deathfully, and new experiences unrelentingly.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?:	Creamy, though I've recently learned to like crunchy. Like, not love.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:	No.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:	None. It's 4 am. The day is young.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:	Yeah, generally speaking. If you want the experience, go ahead, but realize brain cells ARE dying, and don't hide behind bullshit.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:	No. I usually don't.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?:	No.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:	Green.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:	I can't remember, which is good ... oh wait, after/when I watched Lost in Translation. So ... about a week ago. Slightly less. Maybe five or six days ago.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:	Yeah, mostly, though I'm sucking at it lately.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:	Um, I'm not here to make value judgments on others lives. I don't know them all that well.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:	Maybe a little bit.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:	Yes.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:	Yes.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:	No.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:	NO.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:	No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:	Yes, sort of.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:	Can be.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:	Yes, but I don't think it's personally for me. I think people make bad choices, but I also think the whole "as long as you both shall live" thing is important to remember.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:	No.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?:	Yes. Learned today.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:	A strawberry. Or applesauce. Or bread. I can't remember.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:	Sometimes, but not now.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:	Yes, goddammit anyway.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:	HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. Hands down. Worst. Commercial. Ever.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:	I have before, but I'm pissed at them lately. Discontinuing th eonly jeans I still like. Bastards.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:	I don't know.
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Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name::	Jessica.
Nicknames::	JR, JRea, Jessie.
Birthplace::	Naples, FL.
Current Location::	The world. =)
Hair Color::	Blonde.
Eye Color::	Green.
Height::	5'3".
Weight::	I don't even know.
Tatoos?::	None.
Piercings?::	Ears.
Overused Phrase::	"I'm just saying." (I'm trying to stop. I realized I'm never "just" saying.)
--Your--
Bedtime::	I don't have one. I need one (says 4:11 am).
Best Physical Feature::	Hair? Eyes?
Most Embarassing Moment::	I don't really do that.
Most Missed Memory::	France and Guy.
First Thought When You Wake Up::	Usually a sense of dread.
Weakness::	Past-dwelling.
Best Friends::	Hillary, Tricia, Nalleli, Claire.
Goal For The Year::	Erm ... Get to Europe by raising my GPA.
Greatest Fears::	Loneliness, most bugs, stasis.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...:	Neither. (Coke.)
McDonalds or Burger King...:	Neither. (BK.)
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...:	Hot.
Chocolate or Vanilla...:	Vanilla.
Water or Milk...:	Water.
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...:	Coffee.
Hugs or Kisses...:	Kisses.
Cats or Dogs...:	Dogs.
Summer or Winter...:	Winter.
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...:	Romantic Comedies.
Love or Money...:	Love.
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...:	Green.
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color::	Green.
Perferred Hair Color::	Dark.
Short Hair or Long Hair...:	Longer.
Perferred Height::	Average. Taller than me.
Perferred Weight::	Whatev.
Looks or Personality...:	Personality.
Hot or Cute...:	Both.
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...:	Depends. I like 'em lanky.
--Favs--
Number::	4.
Food::	Mashed potatoes.
Type of Music::	Pop.
Candy::	Chocolate.
Color::	Cerulean.
Animal::	Otters. They simply make me smile.
Drink::	Tea.
Body Part on the Opposite Sex::	Arms.
Movie::	Lost in Translation lately. Casablanca classically.
Past Time::	Hammock reading.
--Have You Ever--
Drank?:	Yes.
Smoked?:	No.
Been Beaten Up?:	No.
Bullied Someone?:	Maybe.
Skinny Dipped?:	No.
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?:	Yes.
Toliet Papered Someones House?:	No.
Played Poker W/ Money?:	No.
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?:	No.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?:	Yes.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?:	Yes.
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?:	Yes.
Went Camping?:	Yes.
Used The Restroom On A Tree?:	No.
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?:	No.
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?:	Yes.
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?:	Yes.
Danced In The Rain?:	Yes.
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?:	Yes.
Been On Stage?:	Yes.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?:	Yes.
Been To A Nude Beach?:	No.
Cursed In Church?:	Yes.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?:	Yes.
Burnt Yourself?:	Yes.
Been Dumped?:	Yes.
Dumped Someone?:	Yes.
Been In Love?:	Yes, I think so.
Been Hit On Someone To Old?:	Yes.
Wanted To Be A Model?:	Maybe when I was young and delusional.
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?:	See above.
Bought Lottery Tickets?:	No.
Made Out In A Car?:	Yes. Damn, I need to do that again.
Cried During A Movie?:	Yes.
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?:	Yes.
Made Love On The Beach?:	No.
Shoplifted?:	No.
Seen Someone Shoplift?:	No.
Hung Up On Someone?:	Yes.
Yelled At Your Pet?:	Yes.
Gotten Seasick?:	Yes.
Tried To Strip When Drunk?:	Strip? No.
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?:	Um, no. Do people do that?
Stalked Someone?:	Yes, sort of.
Had A Stalker?:	Yes, sort of.
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?:	Yes, sort of.
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?:	Yes.
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?:	Yes, though I don't anymore because I don't.
Protested?:	Yes.
Been To An Island?:	Yes.
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?:	Yes.
Screamed In A Library?:	No. I like libraries.
Made Out W/ A Stranger?:	Yes. Hmm. =)
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?:	Perhaps ... I didn't know the strangers long enough to know.
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?:	Yes.
Talked To A Complete Stranger?:	Yes.
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?:	No.
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?:	No.
Threw Up In School?:	Not that I can remember, but maybe.
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?:	YES.
Wore Something You Hated?:	Yes.
Wore Something To Match Someone?:	Yes.
Been To A Luau?:	Not officially. Maybe luau-themed parties.
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?:	Yes.
Been On TV?:	Yes.
Been Outta The Country?:	Yes.
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?:	Yes.
Won A Pool Game?:	Yes. I'm actually decent at pool. And I like it.
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?:	No.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?:	No. Take a nap, sleep it off.
Dieted?:	Yes.
Had An Eating Disorder?:	Yes.
Cheated On Your Other?:	No.
Been Cheated On?:	Not that I'm aware of.
Been Paid To Date Someone?:	No.
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?:	No.
Tanned Topless?:	Yes.
Been Strip Searched?:	Yes.
Been On A Plane?:	Yes.
Been On A Cruise?:	No.
Been Pantsed In Public?:	No. On second thought, maybe, perhaps in playground situations.
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?:	Yes.
Broke Someone's Heart?:	Maybe.
Sung In The Shower?:	Yes.
Bought Something Way To Expensive?:	Yes. Mostly shoes.
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?:	Yes.
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?:	Yes.
Been Walked In On While Showering?:	Yes.
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?:	No.
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?:	No, though probably should have been.
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?:	No.
Been In Detention?:	Yes.
Feel Off A Roof?:	No.
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?:	Yes.
Been In A Wreck?:	Yes.
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?:	No, braked.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?:	No.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?:	Yes.
Been Shot?:	No.
Had A Water Gun War?:	Yes.
Been Arrested?:	No.
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?:	No, I try not to have regrets. If everything hadn't happened exactly as it did, now would not be now.
Country You Wanna Visit::	Ireland.
Way You Wanna Die::	I have no preferred way of dying ... as easily as can be done, I suppose.
Like Thunderstorms?:	Yes.
Get Along W/ Your Parents?:	Yes, mostly.
R U A Health Freak?:	Not really. I think it's important to try not to die too early, but I also think it's important to actually live.
U Think Ur Attractive?:	Not really, no.
Do You Believe In Yourself?:	Sometimes, not terribly much lately.
Wanna Get Married?:	Yes, I'd like to.
Wanna Go To College?:	I already am doing so.
Shower Daily?:	Not always.
Want Kids?:	Yes, I'd like to.
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?:	I don't really have a timeframe on that ... whenever it feels right.
Do U Hate Anyone?:	Not really.
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?:	I've never tried.
Do You Think You Can Sing?:	Yeah.
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?:	No.
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?:	No.
Can You Whistle?:	Yes.
Can You Walk In High Heels?:	Yes.
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?:	Sometimes.
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?:	Sometimes.
Can You Multitask?:	Yes.
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?:	No.
Can You Fit In Your Locker?:	I don't have a locker.
Do You Spit?:	No.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?:	Um, they'd both taste like syrupy sugar at this point. I used to be able to.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?:	I wouldn't tell you, that's for sure.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?:	I prefer J'adore Dior.
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?:	I'm not into bars of soap. I like shower gel.
What's Your Favorite Scent?:	Do I have one? I like baking scents, and fresh cut grass, and a lot of colognes, and certain memory house scents ...
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?:	Probably not. Maybe, but probably not.
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