you waited up for hours just to spend a little time with me
GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
* I'm really not that picky. Maybe Sweet & Sour, Honey Mustard, or a classic French.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
* The only fast food I realy do is Chipotle and Wendy's, and both of them are very on occasion.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
*Virage, Spaghetti Warehouse, Red Robin, Buona Sera.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
* 20%, rounded up to the nearest dollar usually. If service was really shitty, 15%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick?
*Mashed potatoes. Cereal. Rolls/biscuits/bread.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
*Cheese only, thanks.
What do you like to put on your toast?
* Butter, sometimes grape jelly.
What is your favorite type of gum?
* I don't have a favorite. Just chewy and either red fruity flavor or minty. And if I can blow bubbles, that's a plus.
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TECHN-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
* Oh, plenty more than I ever call. 41.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
*I don't know ... about the same? Maybe more.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
*A picture of me and Mr. Rand looking sexy.
What is your screen saver on your computer?
* Fishtank! Shirley, Nalleli, and I all have individual fish.
How many televisions are in your house?
* In my apartment, one.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
* I really don't use the toaster much.
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BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
*I like my hair. It's an easy answer.
Are you right handed or left handed?
*Right-handed.
Do you like your smile?
*I don't dislike it, which I suppose is good.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
* Multiple teeth.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
* Not really, no.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
* Smell, probably, though I'm very visual. And apparently my auditory cortex only talks with itself, so there's some hearing argument there, and I'm increasingly tactile and improving my ability to taste distinct things, so I don't know. I'm a bit all over the place.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
* I probably have one now, but the last time I actually had one diagnosed and fixed was ... oh, I don't know, a few years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
* Groceries ... $50 worth. I've stopped buying potatoes because I don't like the idea of carrying home another 5 pounds.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
* I don't think so, no.
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MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
*Probably not.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
*I like it fine as is.
How do you express your artistic side?
*Generally I write, sometimes something comes over me and I have to paint, and occasionally (very rarely anymore) I'll write some music. And when I get bored in class, I've started to doodle faces and animals and such.
What color do you think you look best in?
* Black or green or red.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
* We all get through what we have to.
If we weren’t bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
* Ha, I'm bound by my own conventions, thanks.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
* Maybe.
Has someone ever saved yours?
* Yes.
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DARE-OLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
* Absolutely not. A half mile is a long distance, if you don't realize.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
* Shoot, I'd kiss nearly anyone for $100. I'm so not prudish about kissing.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
* Oo, ouch. No, I like all my fingers.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
* That's a lot of money ... yeah, sure. I'd just write it all physically then.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
* No.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
* Maybe. I'm getting pretty poor. And hot sacue at least doesn't gross me out.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
* No ... I don't really think that's my position or right, and I certainly would feel terribly guilty with the money.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
* If it were only the waxing thing, yeah, but the shaving-the-head-thing ... with the latest Ms. Spears business ... probably not.
What did we really learn from this survey?
* That I'm not terribly tempted by money.
HOW CITY ARE YOU?
[x] been to Starbucks more than once in my life.
[x] talk on the cell phone in big crowds(elevator, waiting in line, ect)
[] shop at Dior, Prada, Gucci, or a store like it.
[x] have a pass for public transportation (subway, bus, ect)
[] your cell phone is a sidekick, blackberry, ect.
[] use hair product over 30 dollars.
Total: 3
[] wear stiletto heels no matter what the weather
[x] own an oversized pair of designer sunglasses
[] own leggings, a day dress, a little black dress
[x] watch runway shows on the style network
[x] will do anything to get the best Myspace pic
[x] organize your closet by (colors, events, season, ect)
Total: 4
[] always on the new fad (new restaurant, new drink, new chic bar)
[] own an Designer bag or purse; example (Dior, Gucci, ect)
[x] watch "Sex and the City" even if you have seen it before
[] Always have to have the new Mark Jacobs bag or outfit
[x] have been to Rodeo drive or 5th Ave or Soho
[] own tight jeans or a pencle skirt
Total: 2
[x] always see what a girl friend is wearing and think why didn't I think of that!
[] drive a BMW, M. Benz, Lexus, Volvo, Audi, ect.
[x]Internet = survival
[x]drink wine, cosmos, martinis, ect.
[x] live in or know where the zip codes 10022, 90069, 33140 are.
Total: 4
[] only talk about yourself or an upcoming event you plan to attend in your conversations
[] love shopping on Rodeo, South Coast Plaza, 5th Ave, Soho, Milan, Paris, or London.
[] have the mall programmed in your navigation system
[] own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more
[x] read page 6 for the city's latest gossip
Total:1
GRAND TOTAL: 14
add x's and multiply by 3 and put "I'm % city"
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HOW COUNTRY ARE YOU?
[x] ridden a horse
[] owned a horse
[] owned land.
[x] been 4 wheeling
[x] said "ain't"
[] been cow-tipping
[] been deer hunting
[x] been swimming in a lake
[x] caught a fish
[x]seen a deer get skinned
Total: 6
[x] worked on a ranch or on land
[] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
[] have been duck hunting
[x] have gone swimming in a river
[x] driven a truck
[] own a rebel flag
[x] like(d) to fish
[x] have a funny accent... or people have told you that
[x] own/owned a pair of cowboy boots
[]own/owned a cowboy hat
[x] own/have owned a big dog
[x] say "y'all"
[x] have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all"
Total:9
[x] cuss when you're mad
[] have dipped/dip snuff...
[x] go(went) to church on Sunday
[] owned/own a bird dog
[] have riddin a horse to somewhere in town
[x] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[x] have eaten deer meat
[x] have shot a gun
[] own a gun
[x]u or your family park your vehicles in the yard
Total: 6
[] have gone shopping...for a gun
[] get/got the kids in your family a toy gun for Christmas
[] wear long sleeves even in the summer
[x] know what stirrups are
[x] have fed the deer
Total:2
GRAND TOTAL: 23
add the x's up and multiply by 3 and put "I'm % country"
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HOW GHETTO ARE YOU?
[x] know the words to many rap/hip-hop songs
[] own a gun
[] in a gang
[] wear urban clothes
[] use a flat iron
[x] know what BET is
Total:2
[] carry/carried a gun/knife
[] hate white people
[x] know how to "Walk It Out" or "Lean Wit It Rock Wit It"
[] u or ur friends say the word "Nigga" in every sentence
[x] use at least one cuss word in every sentence
Total:2
[x] around weed
[]sold/smoked crack cocaine
[] know how to krump
[] wear/own a grill
[] use whip cream during sex
Total:1
GRAND TOTAL: 5
add the x's up and multiply by 3 and put "I'm % ghetto
I'm 42% city, 69% country, and 15% ghetto. Too bad they don't add up.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
* I'm really not that picky. Maybe Sweet & Sour, Honey Mustard, or a classic French.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
* The only fast food I realy do is Chipotle and Wendy's, and both of them are very on occasion.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
*Virage, Spaghetti Warehouse, Red Robin, Buona Sera.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
* 20%, rounded up to the nearest dollar usually. If service was really shitty, 15%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick?
*Mashed potatoes. Cereal. Rolls/biscuits/bread.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
*Cheese only, thanks.
What do you like to put on your toast?
* Butter, sometimes grape jelly.
What is your favorite type of gum?
* I don't have a favorite. Just chewy and either red fruity flavor or minty. And if I can blow bubbles, that's a plus.
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TECHN-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
* Oh, plenty more than I ever call. 41.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
*I don't know ... about the same? Maybe more.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
*A picture of me and Mr. Rand looking sexy.
What is your screen saver on your computer?
* Fishtank! Shirley, Nalleli, and I all have individual fish.
How many televisions are in your house?
* In my apartment, one.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
* I really don't use the toaster much.
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BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
*I like my hair. It's an easy answer.
Are you right handed or left handed?
*Right-handed.
Do you like your smile?
*I don't dislike it, which I suppose is good.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
* Multiple teeth.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
* Not really, no.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
* Smell, probably, though I'm very visual. And apparently my auditory cortex only talks with itself, so there's some hearing argument there, and I'm increasingly tactile and improving my ability to taste distinct things, so I don't know. I'm a bit all over the place.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
* I probably have one now, but the last time I actually had one diagnosed and fixed was ... oh, I don't know, a few years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
* Groceries ... $50 worth. I've stopped buying potatoes because I don't like the idea of carrying home another 5 pounds.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
* I don't think so, no.
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MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
*Probably not.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
*I like it fine as is.
How do you express your artistic side?
*Generally I write, sometimes something comes over me and I have to paint, and occasionally (very rarely anymore) I'll write some music. And when I get bored in class, I've started to doodle faces and animals and such.
What color do you think you look best in?
* Black or green or red.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
* We all get through what we have to.
If we weren’t bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
* Ha, I'm bound by my own conventions, thanks.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
* Maybe.
Has someone ever saved yours?
* Yes.
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DARE-OLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
* Absolutely not. A half mile is a long distance, if you don't realize.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
* Shoot, I'd kiss nearly anyone for $100. I'm so not prudish about kissing.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
* Oo, ouch. No, I like all my fingers.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
* That's a lot of money ... yeah, sure. I'd just write it all physically then.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
* No.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
* Maybe. I'm getting pretty poor. And hot sacue at least doesn't gross me out.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
* No ... I don't really think that's my position or right, and I certainly would feel terribly guilty with the money.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
* If it were only the waxing thing, yeah, but the shaving-the-head-thing ... with the latest Ms. Spears business ... probably not.
What did we really learn from this survey?
* That I'm not terribly tempted by money.
HOW CITY ARE YOU?
[x] been to Starbucks more than once in my life.
[x] talk on the cell phone in big crowds(elevator, waiting in line, ect)
[] shop at Dior, Prada, Gucci, or a store like it.
[x] have a pass for public transportation (subway, bus, ect)
[] your cell phone is a sidekick, blackberry, ect.
[] use hair product over 30 dollars.
Total: 3
[] wear stiletto heels no matter what the weather
[x] own an oversized pair of designer sunglasses
[] own leggings, a day dress, a little black dress
[x] watch runway shows on the style network
[x] will do anything to get the best Myspace pic
[x] organize your closet by (colors, events, season, ect)
Total: 4
[] always on the new fad (new restaurant, new drink, new chic bar)
[] own an Designer bag or purse; example (Dior, Gucci, ect)
[x] watch "Sex and the City" even if you have seen it before
[] Always have to have the new Mark Jacobs bag or outfit
[x] have been to Rodeo drive or 5th Ave or Soho
[] own tight jeans or a pencle skirt
Total: 2
[x] always see what a girl friend is wearing and think why didn't I think of that!
[] drive a BMW, M. Benz, Lexus, Volvo, Audi, ect.
[x]Internet = survival
[x]drink wine, cosmos, martinis, ect.
[x] live in or know where the zip codes 10022, 90069, 33140 are.
Total: 4
[] only talk about yourself or an upcoming event you plan to attend in your conversations
[] love shopping on Rodeo, South Coast Plaza, 5th Ave, Soho, Milan, Paris, or London.
[] have the mall programmed in your navigation system
[] own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more
[x] read page 6 for the city's latest gossip
Total:1
GRAND TOTAL: 14
add x's and multiply by 3 and put "I'm % city"
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HOW COUNTRY ARE YOU?
[x] ridden a horse
[] owned a horse
[] owned land.
[x] been 4 wheeling
[x] said "ain't"
[] been cow-tipping
[] been deer hunting
[x] been swimming in a lake
[x] caught a fish
[x]seen a deer get skinned
Total: 6
[x] worked on a ranch or on land
[] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
[] have been duck hunting
[x] have gone swimming in a river
[x] driven a truck
[] own a rebel flag
[x] like(d) to fish
[x] have a funny accent... or people have told you that
[x] own/owned a pair of cowboy boots
[]own/owned a cowboy hat
[x] own/have owned a big dog
[x] say "y'all"
[x] have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all"
Total:9
[x] cuss when you're mad
[] have dipped/dip snuff...
[x] go(went) to church on Sunday
[] owned/own a bird dog
[] have riddin a horse to somewhere in town
[x] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[x] have eaten deer meat
[x] have shot a gun
[] own a gun
[x]u or your family park your vehicles in the yard
Total: 6
[] have gone shopping...for a gun
[] get/got the kids in your family a toy gun for Christmas
[] wear long sleeves even in the summer
[x] know what stirrups are
[x] have fed the deer
Total:2
GRAND TOTAL: 23
add the x's up and multiply by 3 and put "I'm % country"
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HOW GHETTO ARE YOU?
[x] know the words to many rap/hip-hop songs
[] own a gun
[] in a gang
[] wear urban clothes
[] use a flat iron
[x] know what BET is
Total:2
[] carry/carried a gun/knife
[] hate white people
[x] know how to "Walk It Out" or "Lean Wit It Rock Wit It"
[] u or ur friends say the word "Nigga" in every sentence
[x] use at least one cuss word in every sentence
Total:2
[x] around weed
[]sold/smoked crack cocaine
[] know how to krump
[] wear/own a grill
[] use whip cream during sex
Total:1
GRAND TOTAL: 5
add the x's up and multiply by 3 and put "I'm % ghetto
I'm 42% city, 69% country, and 15% ghetto. Too bad they don't add up.