Random Questions... For Real... Hopefully none of these have ever been asked.
Let the randomness begin...
What is your average bowling score?:	Quite low, considering I hardly ever play, and when I do, I'm pretty consistently awful. Let's just say, if I break 100, it's a very, very good and lucky day.
Is rap severely overrated?:	No. I mean, some of it is awful, and some of it is great-awful, and some of it is just great. It runs the gamut like every other genre.
I don't care if you smoke or not. Would you smoke Malboros or Camels?:	Well, Marlboro Man died ... Camels sound trashier ... I don't know.
Which state do you think has the stinkiest environment?:	No clue. They're all not as good as they could be.
Which state do you think would be the coolest to live at?:	You don't live AT a state.
If you were granted $10 million dollars, would you go live in North Dakota?:	No, probably not.
Even though no one has seen him in person, do you think God exists still?:	Yeah, I do, though with a healthy dose of agnosticism that seeps in from time to time, because honestly, can we ever really know for sure anything?
Would you rather have a $500 boombox or a $500 car sound system? Not both.:	Car sound system, even though mine is already sweet.
Would you drive a Chevrolet Camaro Z28 or a Nissan 350Z?:	Um, I have no clue what they actually look like. I guess I'll pick the Camaro.
How many stars do you think are in the sky?:	Bajillions.
Would you rather be in a pit of snakes or in an water tank with piranhas?:	Piranhas, sadly. My fears run deep.
Have you ever picked your nose until it bled?:	No.
What is your favorite box of cereal?:	The box specifically? I like ones with paragraphs of interesting facts on the back so I can read while I eat.
Have you ever seen an eel?:	At the zoo, probably.
Is it true that if you fear nothing, you love nothing?:	Perhaps. Most emotions are interconnected, and blocking one out entirely isn't going to do any good for the others.
What is your favorite game show?:	Price is Right, probably, for general wide appeal, but I really like that awful Whammy show from when I was young, and Jeopardy! is always amazing, and I always watch the Match Game or the Pyramid one or Family Feud when I'm on planes.
What would you do if you got locked out of your place and you were naked?:	Panic. Try to find something to cover up or get in quite quickly. Go to a bathroom stall somewhere, obscure preferably, and call someone to bring me clothing.
Why are spiders feared but not lady bugs?:	Because lady bugs are ladies. And red. With spots. It's difficult to be scared of polka dots.
Why are people so ignorant when they are driving?:	Distraction, lack of care/attention, maybe they just don't know/can't do? Who knows.
Why are people so selfish and careless about others?:	Because evolutionarily we have to keep our individual alive.
Where's the most ticklish spot on your body?:	Good question, geeze. Probably my neck or my waist.
Does this name sound gay... Charles Eugene Craft II?:	Not particularly, though I don't entirely see how a name "sounds" gay.
Why does gay marriage bother people when they aren't invoved in it?:	Because people get all up in a hussy about what others do.
If you had to paint a picture, what would you paint?:	Something abstract so I couldn't be told it was incorrect, but I've painted two things before -- landscapes and memories.
Would you rather live in a castle or an amusement park?:	A castle. I already have mine picked out (Azay-le-Rideau). Not that an amusement park would be awful, as long as you could ride the rides yourself at night. Without danger, of course.
Have you ever been hacked on Myspace?:	Nope. I almost signed into one of those hacking things in the early days, but caught it in time.
Does it/would it piss you off?:	Yeah, probably. I really like my site address, and my friends list.
What's your favorite animal at the zoo?:	Otters.
A comedian once said cemeteries were pointless... Do you agree?:	No. I think it's fine that people need or want somewhere to be remembered or visit (at least with the memory of) those they miss.
Have you ever ran with scissors before?:	Ha, yes.
Make a guess... how many tissue boxes have you used in your life?:	Oh goodness, personally, not many, because I don't blow my nose and in general I don't use very many tissues. But then again, when I was a child, I was probably messier/forced to ... umm ... 50?
Do you know anyone who has a pig as a pet?:	No, but we met a man with one once at the park. I loved that little pig, loved the idea of having one. Still kinda do.
What's the most annoying tv show out there?:	One I don't watch, I'm sure.
Do you know who Tom Tucker is?:	No.
Who's your favorite NFL team?:	Patriots.
What's your opinion on clouds?:	I'm all for clouds. Pro-clouds.
How many deaths in your first family have you experienced?:	If by first you mean immediate, the-people-who-live-in-my-house, none, thankfully.
If you could, would you burn a Abercrombie and Fitch store to the ground?:	No. I really don't care. Middle school kids will go through the phase, and they're just overpriced clothes. It'll go away, give it time.
Would you burn a Build a Bear store to the ground?:	Oh no. I love those little bears. And though that store brought me in middle school several bears I unwisely named after my crushes and subsequently had to never look at again when their real-person likeness didn't work out so well, it also brought me my lovely Hugh, so it makes up for it.
How much money would it take to make you retire early?:	I make none currently. Give me a million dollars. We'll talk. Although that's only because I have doubt I can get into vet school. If I knew I could get in and then start a practice, I'd definitely not retire before that experience, because I really think it's something I'd enjoy and look forward to, now and often in the future.
Is it possible for a normal person to win the lottery or is it rigged?:	Yes, possible, but very very improbable.
Would you ever live at a place with black grass instead of green?:	I suppose I'd consider it, but I like my grass green in general.
If you could be any kind of bird, what bird would you be?:	An owl.
When you lose the remote, do you look for the remote 1st or manually do it?:	Look for the remote usually.
What's the funniest road sign you've ever seen?:	Buckle Up - Next Million Miles.
Should there be a test for SUVs so only non power hungry people drive them?:	They should just in general be gone except huge families that need that many seats. I mean, they're cute and all, but so unnecessary usually.
Do you like to eat at Arbys?:	Not really. The curly fries are all right.
Would you rather have great friends or a great romantic relationship?:	Well, I'm pretty sure the whole great romantic relationship thing is never coming my way, so I'll go with friends. Too much cynicism as I sit here in a shirt that smells like a former situation. I should just wash it.
Do you think we need to control the human population soon?:	Eh. I think wars and disease and hatred are doing enough at the moment.
Can unbreakable combs be broken?:	If they are truly unbreakable, no. But in general, most man-made things (and a lot of naturally-made things as well) can be broken.
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CONFESSIONS
WHATS UR NAME?:	My name is Jessica, thanks.
WHATS UR FAVORITE COLOR?:	Cerulean. Green.
DO U HAVE PETS:	Yes, but not with me. Which is severely saddening.
WHATS THE NAME OF UR SKOOL?:	Ha. Guess I didn't check the spelling carefully enough on this here survey. And I'm not telling you, but suffice it to say that I go to a university.
PERSONAL
WHOS THE FIRST BOY/GURL U EVER LOVED?:	Well then. Straight to it. There are two, maybe three, names of people I may or may not have loved. I can never be sure. Which makes the logical part of me deduce that I then probably was not. But who knows. I don't want to give them your names, so for some sort of vague hint, I will say the ages at which they might have occurred -- 14/15, 17, 19.
WHO R UR BEST FRIENDS?:	Anyone I consider a best friend is within my Top 8 on Myspace, though not all of the Top 8 are my best friends. How about that for a vague clue.
WHO R THE FRIENDS U THINK OF AS SIBLINGS?:	The people vaguely referred to in the above question.
ARE U A VIRGIN?:	Yes. Closing in on the 40-year-old one.
R U SINGLE, COMMITED.STILL LOOKIN R CONFUSED?:	I am single, learning to not be committed to a certain situation, not truly looking for anything yet willing for something to come up, and always confused.
WHAT GRADE DID U START DATING?:	Fourth, if you mean in the loosest sense. Tenth, if you don't.
DO U TRUST PEOPLE EASILY?:	I don't know. I doubt people, but I also make spontaneous trust decisions, like I'll blurt out something to someone I've just met that I would never tell anyone I've actually known for awhile.
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:	Not very long. I think I crave committment, but also have a fundamental worry/problem with it.
EVER FOUGHT SUM 1?:	No.
EVER BEEN JUMPED:	No, thankfully.
5 RANDOMS FRIENDS WHO ARENT AS CLOSE AS OTHERS BUT KOO?:	Koo. Seriously. Koo.
FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN U WAKE UP?:	Hit the snooze button if applicable, attempt to fall back asleep, or go to the bathroom/check my email, usually.
DO U HAVE A CELL PHONE?:	Yes.
IF SO WHAT COMPANY?:	Verizon.
WHICH ONE??
LOVE/MONEY:	Love. Which is probably why I'm always poor. And yet not necessarily with love. Interesting.
FRIENDS W/ BENFITS/RELATIONSHIP:	Relationship. Friends with benefits will only confuse things and someone will develop feelings and then the friendship is gone and that's just not "koo."
LIFE/DEATH:	Life.
BLOOD/CRIP:	No thanks, won't pick gang sides.
HOOD/SUBURB:	Suburbs, I guess.
SON/DAUGHTER:	Daughter.
IN A GUY/GURL..
EYE COLOR?:	Green is my favorite, but if I find the guy attractive in general, I'm going to find something great about his eye color no matter what. Like, I say green is my favorite, but I start to like a blue-eyed guy because he's hilarious and sweet, and all of a sudden I realize I really love his blue eyes, and ditto for brown or black or hazel or whatever.
SKIN COLOR?:	I'm all over the place on skin color. I've been attracted to very very pale people and very very dark people and lots of tones in between.
LONG OR SHORT HAIR?:	I feel the same about this as eyes ... I say medium-ish, which is what I basically find the hottest in general, but I've liked a lot of bald men lately, and quite a few really short-haired men, and the occasionally really-long hair guy, so it kind of goes all over the place.
TALL OR SHORT?:	Tall, I say, but again, exceptions are often made.
ABOUT YOU
LOUD & OUTGOING OR LAID BACK?:	Laid back, for sure.
MUSIC?:	I really really love it...?
DO U GOT 2 CHURCH?:	No. I'm beginning to really doubt this institution of religion that man has thrown onto spirituality.
BED TIME?:	Hardly ever before midnight ... usually in the 2 o'clock hour.
SPORT?:	Football, I suppose.
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1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!)
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?::	Hmm ... pie crust, but cake has icing ... Cake if it's vanilla, pie if not.
Pie or 3.14159...?::	Pie. Not pi.
Chocolate or vanilla?::	Vanilla.
Black or white?::	Black.
Ceiling or floor?::	Ceiling.
Couch or bed?::	Bed.
Cough or sneeze?::	Sneeze.
On or off?::	On.
Closed or open?::	Closed.
Brush or comb?::	Brush.
Long or short?::	Long.
Big or small?::	Small.
Wet or dry?::	Dry.
Under or over?::	Over.
Top or bottom?::	Top.
Fly or fall?::	Fly.
Smile or frown?::	Smile.
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::	Joy.
Hot or cold?::	Hot.
Warm or cool?::	Warm.
Rough or smooth?::	Smooth.
Cat or dog?::	Dog.
Snake or bird?::	Bird.
Shark or T-Rex?::	Shark.
Past or present?::	Present.
Science fiction or fantasy?::	Fantasy.
Dull or sharp?::	Dull.
Live forever or die young?::	Forever.
Books or television?::	TV (sad).
Jump or skip?::	Skip.
Fast or slow?::	Slow.
Run or walk?::	Walk.
Guy or girl?::	Guy.
Disney or Warner Brothers?::	Disney.
Belle or Jasmine?::	Belle.
Gaston or Cruella Deville?::	Gaston.
Food or friends?::	Friends.
Colors or black and white?::	B&W.
Cute or pretty?::	Pretty.
Good or evil?::	Good.
Fruits or vegetables?::	Fruits.
Milk or juice?::	Milk.
Hot chocolate or gingerale?::	Hot chocolate.
Beer or wine?::	Wine.
Movies or cartoons?::	Movies.
Pillow or blanket?::	Blanket.
Moon or stars?::	Moon.
Sky or sea?::	Sea.
Explode or implode?::	Explode.
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?::	Probably a pinkish.
Your foot?::	Ditto.
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::	No.
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::	No.
Do you chew on your homework?::	No.
Pencils?::	No.
Do you read the dictionary?::	I have before.
Encyclopedia?::	Ditto, but less, sadly.
Atlas?::	Yes, but mostly nostalgically.
Road map?::	Only when driving.
Do you memorize random facts?::	Sorta.
Do you stalk anyone?::	No.
Does anyone stalk you?::	No.
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::	No. I have no grass.
Do you dust your lawn?::	No. I have no lawn.
Do you collect dust?::	Not on purpose.
Lint?::	See above.
Baby teeth?::	No.
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::	Yes, for money. I mean, not seriously, but nonetheless. Granted, I've thought of a lot.
Do you wish prostitution was legal?::	Not particularly.
Do you use lotion on your feet?::	Sometimes.
Do you have problems with Canadians?::	No.
Mexicans?::	No.
Americans?::	No.
The French?::	No.
The English?::	No.
Have you ever played a kazoo?::	Yes.
Have you ever shot someone?::	No, though I have shot a gun.
Something?::	Ha, yes.
How many pairs of underwear do you own?::	Lots. I got tired of doing laundry just for underwear.
Jeans?::	Not very many. I wear a select few pairs I like until I kill them, then buy more.
What ring size are you?::	8?
Belt size?::	Don't know.
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::	No.
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::	No.
Do you eat a lot?::	No.
Do you get excited over cameras?::	Yes.
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::	No.
Poison?::	No.
Knives?::	No. I stay away from them. Bad track record in my family.
Cheese?::	Obsession, no. Love for, yes.
Penguins?::	No.
Bald people?::	No.
Scrawny African children?::	No.
Midgets?::	No.
Pirates?::	No. Just Johnny Depp.
Corny jokes?::	No.
Are you a virgin?::	Yes.
Are you a hermaphrodite?::	No.
Do you tie string to your teeth?::	No.
Do you bite yourself?::	No.
Cut yourself?::	Not on purpose.
Do you get cold sores often?::	No.
Do you have a cold right now?::	No.
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::	No.
Do you like to touch sharp objects?::	No.
Do you have a twitching problem?::	No.
Are you homicidal?::	No.
What do you do on the computer?::
Anything your parents should know about?::
Are you happy with your life?::
Is everybody else happy with your life?::
Do you like 100% white grape juice?::
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::
How big is the universe?::
What's the logic behind your answer?::
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::
What do you dream about?::
Anything your parents should know about?::
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::
Do you have AIM?::
MSN?::
YIM?::
A Neopets account?::
A Vampirefreaks account?::
A Quizilla account?::
A Bzoink account?::
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::
Are you scared of everything that breathes?::
Doesn't breathe?::
Are you scared of anything at all?::
What?::
Which cardinal direction do you like best?::
Do you have a life?::
Do you have a microphone on your computer?::
A webcam?::
A scanner?::
A printer?::
A cordless mouse?::
Does your mouse light up?::
Are you scared of mice?::
What kind of computer do you have?::
Were you ever physically abused?::
Verbally?::
Sexually?::
Do you wish you were a fish?::
A cat?::
A dog?::
Do you have a cell phone?::
What kind is it?::
Do you weasel out of things?::
Do your teachers like you?::
Do your parents like you?::
Do your siblings like you?::
Does karma, if it exists, love you?::
Did you have a tail when you were born?::
Do you enjoy school?::
Do you sleep under or over the covers?::
Do you sleep in a bed?::
Do you catch yourself floating at times?::
Are you a packrat?::
Do you know HTML or CSS?::
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::
Do you shy away from social situations?::
Are you obsessed with shiny things?::
Are you at least attracted to them?::
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::
Do you label other people?::
Are you proud?::
Do you like scrambled eggs?::
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?::
Do you wet the bed?::
What age did you stop?::
Do you lie a lot?::
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::
Brush your hair?::
Do you use deoderant?::
Do you masturbate?::
How often?::
Are you an alcoholic?::
A druggie?::
Do you drink illegally?::
Do you wear underwear?::
Do you change your underwear frequently?::
Are you a coward?::
A loser?::
An idiot?::
Do you chatspeak?::
Are you a bad friend?::
Are you untrustworthy?::
Unreliable?::
Do you pick your nose?::
Are you imperfect?::
Ugly?::
Do you have bad hair?::
A big nose?::
Are you shallow?::
Greedy?::
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::
Do you have any /important/ talents?::
Do you burp often?::
Are you impolite?::
Disrespectful?::
Sadistic?::
Are you a pansy?::
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::
Do you have buck teeth?::
Acne?::
Mental illnesses?::
Are you fake?::
Does your breath smell?::
Do you have a strong body odor?::
Do you have bad teeth?::
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::
Are you overweight?::
Anorexic?::
Bulimic?::
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::
A tattoo?::
Are you a wannabe?::
Do you get bad grades?::
What's your IQ level?::
Are you a bad guesser?::
Are you slow?::
Are you bad at reading people?::
Are you too nice for your own good?::
Do you have a lot of friends?::
Do you give in easily?::
Are you stubborn?::
Are you annoying?::
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::
Are you a necrophilliac?::
Are you incestuous?::
Is your room messy?::
Do you make fun of other people?::
Do you respect your body?::
Are you arrogant?::
Do you have low self-esteem?::
Are you unique?::
Are your hands clammy?::
Are you short?::
Are you freakishly tall?::
Do you like Simple Plan?::
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?::
Do you believe in magic?::
True love?::
Heaven?::
Hell?::
Satan?::
The Lord and Lady?::
The Goddess?::
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::
Are you an atheist?::
Agnostic?::
Do you believe in fairies?::
Dragons?::
Unicorns?::
Gollums?::
Santa?::
The Easter Bunny?::
The Tooth Fairy?::
Pixies?::
Phoenixes?::
Elves?::
Dwarves?::
Mermaids?::
Karma?::
Immortality?::
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::
Mayan Gods?::
Incan Gods?::
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::
Do you believe in life on other planets?::
Do you believe in parallel universes?::
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::
Do you believe in Eternity?::
Do you believe in evolution?::
Do you believe in life after death?::
What happens to us after we die?::
Do you believe in superheroes?::
Super villains?::
Do you believe in Fate?::
That everything has a purpose?::
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::
Sex?::
Love?::
Success?::
Making yourself happy?::
Making others happy?::
Religion?::
Politics?::
Do you believe in miracles?::
Angels?::
Demons?::
Ghosts?::
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::
Do you believe in selfessness at all?::
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::
Do you believe that anything can happen?::
=>The Basics<=
Name::
Age::
Gender::
Happy with it?::
Eye color::
Happy with it?::
If not, what would you change it to?::
Hair color::
Happy with it?::
If not, what would you change it to?::
Hair length::
Hair style::
Have you ever dyed your hair?::
What color?::
Do you dye your hair frequently?::
Has it ever gotten damaged?::
Are you clean-shaven?::
What's your body type?::
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::
Thin or full lips?::
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::
Have you ever had lice?::
How old were you?::
Nicknames::
Happy with them?::
Aliases::
What made you choose them?::
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::
What heritage does your first name imply?::
Middle name?::
Last name?::
Place of birth::
Date of birth::
Nationality::
Were you named after anyone?::
Who?::
What side of the family does your name come from?::
Did your parents immigrate?::
How about your grandparents?::
Your great grandparents?::
Farther back into your family?::
Where did they emmigrate from?::
Where did they immigrate to?::
Skin color::
What's your facial structure like?::
Height::
Happy with it?::
Weight::
Happy with it?::
How old are your parents?::
What's your father's name?::
Your mother's?::
Do you have any siblings?::
How old are they?::
What are their names?::
Do you get along with your family?::
Do you wish they were different?::
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::
If so, why?::
Who do you get along with most?::
=>Favorites<=
Color::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Century::
Millenium::
Animal::
Movie::
Book::
River::
Lake::
Ocean::
Country::
City::
State::
Province::
Place to go in your neighborhood::
Person::
Relative::
Pet::
Actor::
Actress::
Celebrity::
Musician::
Singer::
Band::
Movie genre::
Book genre::
Play genre::
Play::
Musical::
Poem::
Writer::
Song::
Sport::
Drink::
Food::
Brand of cereal::
Candy bar::
Disney princess::
Disney prince::
Disney villain::
Disney character::
CD::
Director::
Videogame::
Computer game::
Game::
Board game::
Word game::
Clothing style::
Truth or dare question::
Fairy tale::
Lullaby::
Holiday::
Mythological creature::
Miscellaneous item::
Storybook character::
Movie character::
Play character::
Musical character::
College::
Football team::
Soccer team::
Tennis player::
Hockey team::
Basketball team::
Baseball team::
Swimmer::
Track star::
Vegetable::
Fruit::
Toothpaste brand::
Type of computer::
Medication::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Planet::
Space feature::
Breed of cat::
Dog::
Spider::
Fish::
Penguin::
Species of crustacean::
Arachnid::
Insect::
Pair of socks::
Scooby-Doo character::
Spongebob Squarepants character::
Quote::
Adage::
President::
Astrological sign::
Chinese zodiac sign::
Number::
Short story::
Word::
Definition::
Time period::
Dictionary brand::
Series of books::
Publishing company::
Illustrator::
Artist::
Childhood story::
Childhood memory::
Facial expression::
Serial killer::
Medieval torture device::
Instrument::
Brand of chocolate::
Candy::
Brand of candy::
Time of day::
Codename Amour and Adori use::
Letter::
Inside joke::
Joke::
Scent::
Onomotapoeia::
Alliteration::
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color::
Hair length::
Hair style::
Eye color::
Skin color::
Any makeup?::
Clothing style::
Shy or outgoing?::
Happy or depressed?::
Funny or serious?::
Abusive or kind?::
Respectful or perverted?::
Completely describe their personality::
This is another space if you need it::
Ideal height::
Ideal weight::
Body type::
Completely describe their appearances::
This is another space if you need it::
Cup size or condom size::
Masochistic or sadistic?::
Conformist or nonconformist?::
Artistic or athletic?::
Intellectual or unintelligent?::
Complex or simple?::
What would their hobbies be?::
Interests?::
Obsessions::
Would they hug you often?::
Kiss you often?::
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?::
Have you already found your ideal mate?::
Or as close as someone can get?::
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?::
Are you in love?::
What will you do together?::
Your ideal date::
Your ideal wedding::
How many kids?::
What will their names be?::
What do you think they would look like?::
Will you even have kids?::
If not, why?::
Will you even get married?::
If no, why?::
Are you taken or single?::
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color::
Animal::
Number::
President::
Actor::
Actress::
Director::
Celebrity::
Artist::
Illustrator::
Poet::
Writer::
Band::
Musician::
Singer::
Food::
Fruit::
Vegetable::
Candy::
Candy bar::
Brand of chocolate::
Skittles flavor::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Century::
Millenium::
Era::
Time period::
Battle of the Civil War::
War::
Battle of WWII::
Battle of American Revolution::
Genius::
Genus of plant::
Flower::
Tree::
Hair color::
Eye color::
Fairy tale::
Disney princess::
Disney villain::
Disney prince::
Movie character::
Play character::
Book character::
Musical character::
Play::
Musical::
Person::
Brand of cereal::
Brand of battery::
Mental illness::
Medication::
Serial killer::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Toothpaste brand::
Scent::
Taste::
Sound::
Sexual position::
Article of clothing::
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?::
Pretty people?::
Bald people?::
Scrawny African children?::
Religion?::
Politics?::
Abortion?::
Church?::
Separation of church and state?::
Blondes?::
Brunettes?::
Redheads?::
Mainstream rock?::
Abercrombie?::
Pop music?::
Classic rock?::
Roleplaying?::
Emo music?::
Ignorance?::
Stupidity?::
Mental retardation?::
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?::
Friends?::
Disrespect?::
Immaturity?::
Republicans?::
Democrats?::
George W. Bush?::
Your mom? (OH, BURN.)::
My mom?::
Me?::
This survey?::
Dry walls?::
Painted walls?::
Drugs?::
Alcohol?::
Prostitution?::
Premarital sex?::
Teenage sex?::
People?::
Your classmates?::
Your co-workers?::
Your school?::
Your family?::
My family?::
Your mental health?::
My mental health?::
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?::
Your life?::
My life?::
The color green?::
Pickles?::
Food?::
Electricity?::
Niagra falls?::
Cataracts?::
Bridges?::
Braces?::
Dictionairies?::
Television?::
Fairy tales?::
Hollywood?::
MTV?::
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?::
Smelling?::
Seeing?::
Hearing?::
Doing?::
Who are you talking to online?::
On the phone?::
What room of the house are you in?::
Are you cold?::
Bored?::
Warm?::
Hot?::
Do you look nice?::
What are you wearing?::
Are you eating anything?::
Drinking anything?::
What's your heart rate?::
BMI?::
What brand of shoes are you wearing?::
What are you wishing for?::
What are you worried about?::
Sad about?::
Happy about?::
Angry about?::
Serious about?::
Laughing about?::
Talking about?::
Typing about?::
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?::
Your best friends?::
Who do you hang out with most?::
Who do you treat the best?::
Who treats you the best?::
Do you even have friends?::
If so, why are you taking this survey?::
Who's the funny one?::
The smart one?::
The depressed one?::
The punk?::
The goth?::
The prep?::
The jock?::
The outcast?::
The stupid one?::
The one who you think will kill someone one day?::
The annoying one?::
The hyper one?::
The oblivious one?::
The romantic?::
The pervert?::
The content one?::
The liar?::
The cheapskate?::
The ominous one?::
The disrespectful one?::
The abusive one?::
The hot one?::
The ugly one?::
The one that hates you?::
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?::
The back-up one?::
The fighter?::
The lover?::
The hippie?::
The druggie?::
The alcoholic?::
The one that's recovering?::
The one that's in jail?::
The one that is most likely to be in jail?::
The one that's going to be executed?::
The most likely to be murdered?::
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?::
The most likely to stay there forever?::
The normal one?::
The conformist?::
The nonconformist?::
The masochistic one?::
The sadistic one?::
The weird one?::
The musical one?::
The artistic one?::
The perfect one?::
The literary genius?::
The fugitive?::
The juvenille delinquint?::
The Jewish one?::
The Christian one?::
The Buddhist one?::
The Muslim one?::
The Hindu one?::
The Catholic one?::
The Wiccan one?::
The atheist?::
The agnostic?::
The cutter?::
The anorexic one?::
The bulimic one?::
The skinny one?::
The thin one?::
The fat one?::
The obese one?::
The Satanic one?::
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?::
Beaten someone up?::
Been beaten up?::
Bullied someone?::
Been bullied?::
Attempted suicide?::
Attempted murder?::
Nearly died?::
Broken the law?::
Stolen something?::
Had an abortion?::
Known the president?::
Had an affair with the president?::
Met a famous person?::
Masturbated?::
Gotten drunk?::
Gotten high?::
Had masochistic sex?::
Had an affair?::
Been out of the country?::
Out of state?::
Out of your town?::
Written a poem?::
A story?::
A novel?::
A song?::
Gotten published?::
Written a love poem?::
Story?::
Novel?::
Song?::
Said that you hated the world?::
Finished school?::
Flunked a grade?::
Flunked a test?::
Flunked a subject?::
Read a book for enjoyment?::
Bungee jumped?::
Skydived?::
Danced?::
Been to a dance?::
Suba dived?::
Broken a bone?::
Gotten a nose bleed?::
Had an orgasm?::
Suffered from psychosis?::
Wished you could get away with something?::
Thought of killing someone?::
Thought of killing yourself?::
Saved someone's life?::
Saved your own?::
Gone to the beach?::
Gone fishing?::
Gone to an island?::
Died in a dream?::
Had a dream that came true?::
Kissed someone in the rain?::
Gotten pregnant?::
Eaten calamari?::
Lobster?::
Helped anybody during the holidays?::
Helped a stranger?::
Kissed a stranger?::
Hugged a stranger?::
Had sex with a stranger?::
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?::
Touch your nose with your tongue?::
Stick your fist in your mouth?::
Touch your toes?::
Give away money?::
Marry a family member?::
Hire an assassin?::
Get ahold of drugs?::
Alcohol?::
Stay up all night?::
Stay up for /ten/ nights?::
Finish this survey?::
Swim?::
Draw well?::
Sing well?::
Write well?::
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?::
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?::
Without milk?::
Predict the future?::
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?::
A lover?::
Give your life for a friend?::
A lover?::
Give your life to save a stranger's?::
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?::
Sell yourself?::
Have cyber sex?::
Real sex?::
With who?::
Here's an extra space if you need one::
Lie to a friend?::
Lie to your parents?::
Lie to a lover?::
Steal from your parents?::
Hug them in public?::
Blow up your house?::
Abuse someone?::
Use someone?::
Recommend this survey to a friend?::
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?::
Policeman?::
Serial killer?::
Doctor?::
Surgeon?::
Prostitute?::
Playboy model?::
Writer?::
Artist?::
Musician?::
Assassin?::
Ninja?::
Soldier?::
President?::
Darth Vader?::
Pilot?::
Mortician?::
Forensic scientist?::
Detective?::
Lawyer?::
Drug-dealer?::
Pirate?::
Box-carrier?::
Store clerk?::
Banker?::
Criminal?::
Target?::
Professional wrestler?::
Tennis player?::
Rapper?::
Country singer?::
Pop star?::
Actor?::
Plastic surgeon?::
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?::
Is the world round?::
Is the world unfair?::
Are most people selfish?::
Impolite?::
Disrespectful?::
Conforming?::
Are there religions?::
Theories?::
Opinions?::
Are humans so intelligent?::
Do we need air?::
Do we age?::
Do we die?::
Can't pigs fly?::
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?::
Swiss?::
American?::
Are you taking this?::
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?::
Took a shower?::
Ate?::
Drank?::
Drank an alcoholic beverage?::
Took a pill?::
Smoked?::
You got your photograph taken?::
You got caught doing something bad?::
Had sex?::
Dyed your hair?::
Hurt someone physically?::
Hurt someone emotionally?::
Did your homework?::
Hung out with your friends?::
Got drunk?::
Got high?::
Said:
Said:
Took a survey?::
Won a contest?::
Went out on a date?::
Had a strong sexual drive?::
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:
Curtains.:
Lights.:
Music.:
Candles.:
Closet.:
Door.:
Window.:
Onomotapoeia.:
Dog.:
Cat.:
Egypt.:
Corey.:
Mirror.:
Case.:
Cage.:
Cave.:
Nutella.:
Bird.:
Bear.:
Death.:
Life.:
White.:
Black.:
Personality.:
Pickle.:
Dilemna.:
Love.:
Liberal.:
Conservative.:
Ball.:
Moderate.:
Inept.:
THE END. Congratulations.
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