Results of "The Test"
How big is your ego?Your score = 55

What does your score mean?
According to your score on the test, you range from the humblest of the humble to a bigheaded show-off, depending on the situation. Chances are, you're pretty fond of yourself but are generally able to keep your ego in check. From time to time, however, you just can't resist the urge to overtly strut your stuff. Maybe you're extremely confident about your looks or proud of your career accomplishments - which is perfectly fine. Just be careful not to rub it in other people's faces or develop a superiority complex. If you really are so fabulous, there's no need to scream it off the rooftops - everyone will already know!

How Presidential are you?Your score = 70

What does your score mean?
You would make a very human President. This essentially means that you wouldn't completely abuse your personal and political power, but you wouldn't be a wide-eyed innocent either. In certain situations, you would use your clout in unethical or questionable ways, and would take risks that could you get you in serious hot water. At other times, you would do the right thing and choose to hold back for the sake of your reputation or moral obligation as a role model. All in all, it's safe to say that you would be quite President-like indeed!

How is your body image?Your score = 25

What does your score mean?
You're not overjoyed with your physical appearance - to put it lightly. You feel quite uncomfortable in situations where you have to reveal a little skin, and likely go out of your way to avoid them altogether. You feel inadequate when you compare yourself to others, and may even go to extreme lengths (plastic surgery, severe dieting) to change the way you look. What it boils down to is this: the negative view you have of your looks is putting a serious damper on the way you live. You don't always wear the clothes you'd like because of insecurities, you may lack the confidence to pursue the people you're attracted to, and likely spend more time than you should worrying about physical flaws. The fact is, you're downright hard on yourself - but it doesn't have to be this way. Everyone struggles with insecurity during different periods of their lives; think of the number of movie stars and super models that spent an adolescence miserable, convinced they were hideously ugly. While we can't all be supermodels, we all have our unique style and look that makes us attractive. The world would be boring if we were all a bunch of Barbie and Ken dolls. No matter how we fit in to society's constantly changing beauty standards, we always judge ourselves much more harshly than other people do. We think we've got a huge schnoz; others think it's regal. We hate our freckles; other people think they're charming. Overall, there's one kind of beauty that never dies - inner confidence. Make it your mission!

Although your scores were generally quite good, you scored well outside the normal range in at least one category. This suggests that you should probably consult with a mental health professional for further testing or treatment. There is most certainly a professional out there who can help improve the symptoms you are experiencing.
The following are the areas of concern detected by the screening:
You have suffered from what appears to be a brief psychotic episode. This could be a product of many different disorders, both mental and physical. See a psychiatrist for further diagnosis.
Your responses strongly indicate that you suffer from Body Dysmorphic Disorder
The test also detected symptoms of one or more disorders that did not meet all the criteria, but that may still merit treatment.
The following are the areas of concern detected by the screening:
You have experienced symptoms of a major depressive episode, but not enough to qualify as a full-blown episode, or as major depressive disorder.
You have experienced symptoms of a manic episode.
You experience some symptoms of Simple Phobia.
You appear to have some obsessive thoughts.
You display some symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but you do not appear to meet the full criteria for the disorder.
You experience some symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.
You appear to suffer from some symptoms of Borderline Personality disorder.
You appear to suffer from some symptoms of Dependent Personality disorder.

Personality Type
Your score = 75


What does your score mean?
You seem to have Type B personality. Your attitude towards life is more of the "smell the roses" kind and you know how and when to relax. Nonetheless, you realize that picking up a challenge and competing a little bit for your place in the sun can add some spice to your life. Generally, you are easy to be around, and people tend to feel relaxed and comfortable in your presence. The equilibrium is important, so don't let your hostile, aggressive, and competitive alter ego take over too often. Yours is a very healthy attitude towards life.

Graphic Results

score = 71
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Interpretation
If good things come to those who wait, you're in luck! You are usually a patient person. People trust you to remain composed, and although you occasionally lose your patience, you are usually able to tolerate delay with calm and dignity. There may, however, be several specific areas in which you should work on your patience. Take some time to think about what makes you impatient and why. Keep in mind that impatience can result in extra stress and poor health.

Results of the Procrastination Mini-Test

Tendency to procrastinate
your score = 61


What does your score mean?
According to this test, you have a slight tendency to procrastinate. If you are generally happy with the outcome and quality of your work and don't feel extra stress from this habit, there is no need to change. But if you would like to lessen the anxiety in your life or become more productive and efficient, consider working towards eradicating procrastination! Check out the tips below for some advice on how to tackle your tendency to put things off.

Your Taste in Music:

80's R&B: Highest Influence

90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence

90's Pop: Highest Influence

90's R&B: Highest Influence

Adult Alternative: Highest Influence

Classic Rock: Highest Influence

80's Pop: High Influence

80's Rock: High Influence

90's Rock: High Influence

Country: High Influence

Old School Hip Hop: High Influence

R&B: High Influence

80's Alternative: Medium Influence

90's Alternative: Medium Influence

Alternative Rock: Medium Influence

Hair Bands: Medium Influence

Hip Hop: Medium Influence

Progressive Rock: Medium Influence

Gangsta Rap: Low Influence

Punk: Low Influence

Ska: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

You Have Fantastic Karma

You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!

How's Your Karma?

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

How Do People See You?

Your Expression Number is 4

Practical and down to earth - everything in your life is organized. You are a great writer and teacher. You never forget a detail. Very patient, you have the ability to cultivate talents in difficult fields. You also tend to have an artistic side. You'd make a great architect or classical musician. You face your responsibilities with a positive attitude - and you always get things done. You are serious, sincere, honest, and faithful. Sometimes your strong sense of responsibility leads to frustration. You also tend to develop strong likes and dislikes, which border on dogmatism. At you're worst, you can be a dominant disciplinarian.

What's Your Expression Number?

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.

With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.

You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.

You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out.

Who's the True You?

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

take the antisocial test.


and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.

3rd Summer Night. Expect nothing different.

Okay, so I love me some filling out old surveys (as in, nearly a year old) and seeing how far I've come. (Boy, is it far.)

10 Songs I've been listening to lately
1. "Pressin' On" - Relient K
2. "New York, New York" - Frank Sinatra
3. "College Kids" - Relient K
4. "Hollaback Girl" - Gwen Stefani
5. "Ten Days" - Missy Higgins
6. "Giddy Up" - Nsync
7. "Too Good is True" - Rascal Flatts
8. "Oh" - Ciara
9. "Let Me Go" - 3 Doors Down
10. "Obvious" - Watershed

9 Things I'm looking forward to
1. A free summer
2. NYU Orientation
3. Sitting on my couch/laptop all day tomorrow
4. Seeing him again
5. Getting an Ipod (if that ever flipping happens)
6. Swimming ... at some point
7. A summer romance?
8. Going back to France
9. Going to Italy in January! Yay-uh!

8 Things I love to wear
1. flip-flops
2. flippy, flouncy skirts
3. bright colors
4. comfy jeans
5. stilettos
6. dangly earrings
7. my green underwear
8. delicate jewelry

7 Things I can't stop saying
1. Sweet.
2. Hot. (That's hot. Way hot. The hotness.)
3. Good times.
4. Yep.
5. Dammit.
6. I will kill you.
7. Thank you.



6 Bands I love right now
1. Relient K
2. Queen
3. BSB
4. Missy Higgins
5. Coldplay
6. Jack Johnson

5 People I love
1. My immediate family
2. My pets (they're not people, get over it)
3. My teachers
4. My lovely friends
5. My inspiration ... no name needed.

4 Pet peeves
1. Pity cases
2. Saying "right, okay, sure" instead of actually arguing a point
3. Ignorance
4. Having sudden inspiration and no time/resources to expand on it

3 Films I could watch over and over again
1. Pirates of the Caribbean (so entertaining)
2. Amelie
3. any Harry Potter or LOTR

2 Favorite animals
1. Pelicans
2. Dogs

1 Favorite color
1. Cerulean


And now some new ones.


Where was the last place you:
1- ate? Bob Evans.
2- had fast food? Wendy's.
3- listened to music? In my car.
4- went to sleep? My bed.
5- talked to someone? Upstairs, outside of the bathroom.

What was the last thing you:
6- ate? A piece of banana cream pie. (Bananas!)
7- put on? My jeans.
8- touched? The keyboard.
9- put your name on? A card I signed.
10- jumped on? A trampoline, bitches. Good fun.

Who was the last person you:
11- ate with? Hillary and Stephen.
12- talked to? Jenny.
13- touched(and what did you do? i.e. poke hugs ect.)? probably Hillary in our midst of laughing and taking random pictures in Meijer. Haha, we're so dumb. In that incredibly cool way.
14- IMed? Hillary, to chastise her for going to bed.
15- called? Hillary, to orchestrate us getting together.
Personal:
16- What’s your crush’s or bf/gf’s name? Oh, you just watch me avoid that question. I'm looking for something to occupy me this summer, and I don't know if you can qualify the person I have in mind as a "crush" per se (most definitely not a bf, though), so I'll just use that as my excuse and move on.
17- Who can you tell anything to? Well, there's actually a something I haven't told anyone yet, so I suppose no one, although Tricia, Hillary, Mom, and Dad all come close.
18- Who do you trust the most? See the above question.
19- Where’s your favorite place to go? Paris.
20- What religion are you? Christian. The open-minded sort.

RaNdOm-
21- What kind of shampoo do you use? Herbal Essences, but I'm in the midst of a switch to Paul Mitchell.
22- Favorite Comfort food? Ice cream. The cookie dough variety.
23- Favorite piece of furniture? I like big chairs in which two people can cuddle.
24- Favorite taste? The bottom of a cake cone, complete with ice cream.
25- Favorite song? I don't have uno favorito.

NoT sO rAnDoM-
26- Favorite color? Cerulean.
27- What’s your name? Jessica, merci beaucoup. Yes, the whole thing.
28- What would you like your name to be? I like my name, thankyouverymuch.
29- What planet are you from? Earth, they tell me.
30- What race are you? The human variety.

Either or-
31- Fall or winter? Fall. New beginnings, breathtaking colors, burnt scents.
32- Silver or gold? Gold. Warmth.
33- Music or Dance? Music. C'est ma vie.
34- Singing or playing an instrument? Instrument. Singing feels so natural, so commonplace.
35- Eating or sleeping? Eating. You can enjoy every sensation, whereas sleeping is a bit too non-interactive for me. Necessary, no doubt, but not an experience usually. Although the dreaming can be pretty good.
36- Pencil or pen? Pencil. If you know me, you know I'm not a pen fan.
37- PC or laptop? Laptop. I like the convenience.
38- True Love or an affair? True love, though affairs are down right sex-ay. (The while-you're-really-single sort, I mean.)
39- Guys or girls? I don't know. I truly enjoy the company of both, in different ways.
40- Girl friends or Guy Friends? Girl friends ... there's just more to talk about that's easier to talk about, plus there's never that awkward do-I-like-him stage.




Last Cigarette: Oooh, how about never, bitches!
Last Alcoholic Drink: A screwdriver the morning of Charlie and Julie's wedding.
Last Car Ride: On the way home from dropping Hillary off around midnight.
Last Kiss: Oh, too long. I almost initiated one last night, but that was to no avail because I'm retarded.
Last Good Cry: The choir banquet.
Last Library Book: I think the only book I have checked out from the library is Slaughterhouse Five. I need to read that.
Last book bought: This book of useful yet random facts. Quite interesting.
Last Book Read: 1984, though I'm still in the midst of it.
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: I can't even remember, it's been so long.
Last Movie Rented: The Notebook, I think.
Last Cuss Word Uttered: Probably dammit.
Last Beverage Drank: Water, at ob Eans.
Last Food Consumed: A slice o' banana cream pie.
Last Crush: Well, let's just say someone who's no longer around.
Last Phone Call: Hillary, to ask if we were doing something tonight. (We were.)
Last TV Show: Oh lord ... um ... I watched Lost, yeah.
Last Time Showered: Too long, dearies. I wish I could shower now, but my non-tired-ness has me glued to the computer.
Last Shoes Worn: I'm wearing my staining black flip flops right now.
Last CD Played: Relient K's Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek.
Last Item Bought: Batteries for my camera.
Last Download: Forgot About Dre, Eminem/Dr. Dre.
Last Annoyance: Not having my laptop to get on. It was occupied and I was gonna get seriously chewed out if I complained. And I'm trying to appease the parents so I can not get yelled at for curfew when I break it or kind of lie about when I'm leaving a place. Oops.
Last Disappointment: Last night. I expected something to happen which just didn't. Every sign was there, moreso than I even thought they were last time, and yet neither of us cashed in. I guess we're both suckers.
Last Soda Drank: A Dr. Pepper almost two years ago.
Last Thing Written: I wrote down my inspiration about being a tourist in my own world in my new thought journal.
Last Key Used: The down arrow to get to this question.
Last Words Spoken: "Okay." (In response to, "Turn off the lights when you come to bed.")
Last Sleep: This morning around 9:30 am.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Ben & Jerry's Vanilla with Caramel and Hot Fudge Swirls. I wasn't feeling so hot and so I bought B&J's. Sad, yes.
Last Chair Sat In: The one I'm sitting in now .. the reddish computer one.
Last Webpage Visited: Besides this one, take_this_survey's Xanga.




--UNIQUE--
1. Nervous Habits? Me, nervous? I crack my fingers/neck and become hyper-aware of how I'm standing.
2. Are you double jointed? No.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes, all the Reas can.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? The left one, yes.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? No, never had the desire to even try.
6. Can you cross your eyes? Oh yes.
7. Tattoos? Nope.
8. Piercings and where? Ears, twice each.
9. Do you make your bed daily? No. I did there for awhile, but not anymore. It's a hassle.

--CLOTHES--
10. Which shoe goes on first? I don't know if I have one constant. The right?
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Oh, of course.
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? I try to keep at least $10.
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? I've recently started wearing my class ring again, and I try to always have earrings in.
14. Favorite piece of clothing? Do I have one favorite? I really like my new skirt-age.

--FOOD--
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I twirl, and then cut the ends off if they don't work well enough with my twirling technique.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? No, and I certainly don't plan on it.
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? Cake Batter.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? I think three different kinds, but probably six boxes.
19. What's your favorite beverage? I like good ol' water.
20. What's your favorite restaurant? Spaghetti Warehouse.
21. Do you cook? No, not particularly.

--GROOMING--
22. How often do you brush your teeth? Twice a day.
23. Hair drying method? A blow dryer.
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Nope.

--MANNERS--
25. Do you swear? Yes.
26. Do you ever spit? No.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE--
27. Animal? Pelican.
28. Food? Mashed potatoes.
29. Month? December.
30. Day? Friday.
31. Cartoon? I don't have one.
32. Shoe Brand? I'm up for any and all shoes.
33. Subject in school? Probably English, now that I think about it.
34. Color? Cerulean.
35. Sport? Football.
36. TV show? Gray's Anatomy.
37. Thing to do in the spring? Frolic in the newness of all of it and enjoy the new nicer weather.
38. Thing to do in the summer? Relax, swim, act like an idiot.
39. Thing to do in the fall? Walk around and enjoy the colors/smells. Roll in leaves, watch sunsets.
40. Thing to do in the winter? Frolic in the snow and then come in for hot chocolate and rosy cheeks.

--IN AND AROUND--
41. The CD player? I have one ...?
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? Tricia.
43. Ever taken a cab? Yep.
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Yes, I am conceited like that.
45. What color is your bedroom? Purple. Dark purple. A cerebral color.
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Yes, though it doesn't really get used so much as ignored.
47. Window seat or aisle? Window. I adore taking cloud pictures. Attempting to capture the infiniteness of our world and the insignificance of man from atop it all.

LaLa Land
48. What's your sleeping position? Usually on my back.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Yep.
50. Do you snore? No.
51. Do you sleepwalk? No.
52. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
54. How about with the light on? Only if I get scared.
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Only if I'm scared, I can't fall asleep, or there's outside noise preventing me from sleeping.





I KNOW: that I will be okay.
I HAVE: so many great friends.
I WISH: that something would have happened.
I HATE: no people.
I MISS: my good eating habits.
I HEAR: computer life sounds.
I SEARCH: for meaning and beauty in all of life.
I REGRET: spending so many years not realizing how lucky I was, but knowing that was necessary for the current payoff.
I LOVE: my life.
I ACHE: for him to kiss me.
I CARE: about most people I know and meet.
I ALWAYS: make an effort.
I AM NOT: a whore.
I DANCE: in my car.
I SING: out loud and like crazy.
I CRY: when something is beautiful, lately.
I DO NOT ALWAYS: take responsibility.
I WRITE: whenever the whim strikes me.
I WIN: at most things. And I get frustrated when I don't.
I LOSE: my mind when I let myself think on too many cynical levels.
I CONFUSE: some things in my head until I've made my mental reality completely separate from true reality, which creates problems.
I LISTEN: very attentively. I'm truly a listener, and it's important to me, what people are saying. If you've chosen to speak it, you're putting it out there as an auditory representation of yourself, and making that concious choice is enough of a step that I should take the time to listen to it, process it, and further complete my canvas of who you are. I love to learn about people.
I CAN USUALLY BE FOUND: Hanging out somewhere, be it my house, Steak & Shake, Bob Evans ...




_Bold Are Reality Shows You’ve Seen_

Survivor
Real World
Road Rules
Amazing Race
American Idol
Big Brother
Ambush Makeover
The Swan
America’s Next Top Model
My Super Sweet 16
Nashville Star
The Apprentice
Ashlee Simpson Show
The Bachelor
The Bachelorette
Battle For OzzFest
Newlyweds
Til Death Do Us Part
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Queer Eye For The Straight Girl
Celebrity Poker
Cheaters
The Chair
The Chamber
Fear Factor
The Contender
Dog Eat Dog
Last Comic Standing
Extreme Makeover
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
For Love Or Money
Average Joe
Fat Actress
Wife Swap
Nanny 911
I Want A Famous Face
The Inferno
The Inferno II
The Gauntlet
Joe Millionaire
Joe Schmo
Meet The Folks
Lie Detector
The Mole
50 Cent House Party
The Ozbourne
Paradise Hotel
Temptation Island
Pimp My Ride
The Player
PoweR Girls
Punk’d
Rich Girls
The Restaurant
Simple Life
The Starlet
Super Nanny
Surreal Life
The Love Lounge
Trading Spaces
Trading Spouses
Americas Most Wanted
The Weakest Link
Wickedly Perfect
Worst Case Scenario
WWE: Tough Enough
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not
The Rebel Billionaire
You’ve Got A Friend
Damage Control
In Search For The Partridge Family
Judge Judy
Trippin’
Most Talented Kids



10 questions to help guys understand girls
What is more important, looks or personality? Personality, and I'm not just saying that to not sound shallow.
Would you rather have a nice guy or a bad ass? Overall, a nice guy, though the rush of a badass may make him seem more attractive at first.
What is the first thing that attracts a girl to a guy? Kindness, sense of humor, smile, voice, appearance.
When it comes to sex do girls like it nice and slow or hard and rough? I haven't had sex, so I wouldn't consider myself an authority, but I'd imagine it's more of an individual thing as opposed to a gender as a whole thing.
Does size matter? Please see above.
As a female what is your ideal date? Anything that you can tell has been carefully planned, especially if there is conversation and eye contact.
Fat guys, skinny guys, or muscular guys? I like skinny guys, but I happen to know for a fact that this is a preference thing. I know girls that prefer muscle types, and girls that prefer larger guys, and girls that like smaller ones. It really is an individual basis, but most will date any type really.
Is it good for a guy to be persistant? Yes, to a point. Persistence shows a sort of dedication, and it's flattering to a girl. However, once you cross into stalker territory, that's just not cool, so know when to stop.
Is giving a girl flowers a good thing or is it out- played? It's a good thing, though if it comes with a handwritten personal note it'll be much better and less hokey.
What do women want? A hell of a lot of things.


I'm not tired, and thus not really done, but Mom's yelling for me to go to bed ... I guess once the 4 o'clock hour comes around, that rings some sort of alarm. 'Til next bored time.