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1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? Zero.
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? Zero, at least that I know of.
3. Ever been cheated on? Nope.
4. Ever paid for sex? Ha, no.
5. Ever been married? No.
6. Ever been divorced? No ... is this really going to get this old?
7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Hmm...I'm open to many.
8. Do you own any guns? No.
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Nope.
10. Ever been in rehab? No.
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Sexual, nope.
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Ha, no.
13. Last time you masterated? Masterated? Interesting. Yesterday, for global orgasm day. It was for peace. =)
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? No. No one can beat up Chuck Norris.
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Johnny Depp, at least lately ... he's been in my dreams, like, three nights in a row, which never happens to me really.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yes.
17. How many states have you lived in? Three.
18. How many countries have you lived in? One. Until about three weeks from now, then it'll be two.
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? No.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? I'd like to talk some sense into many of them, but beating, I'll pass on.
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? Nope, though I've certainly been in a position to buy drugs before. Just never have.
22. Ever cheated on someone? No.
23. Ever been paid for sex? No.
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? Why is that in capitals? And no. I'm a good enough spy on my own.
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? ooooh no.
26. What is your IQ? I don't know.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? I think he was just a nice man.
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Probably.
29. Fake tits or real tits? Real, I guess? Just ones that don't look ridiculous.
30. Ever watch someone die? Animals.
31. How long has it been since you had sex? No time frame is appropriate here.
32. Name your favorite beer? Guinness or Corona are the only ones I've really ever been okay with.
33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? Probably nothing.
34. Truthfully� size matter?? Well it doesn't *not* matter, but I suppose it isn't the end all be all.

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Challange Yourself

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100. WHAT�S YOUR PROFILE SONG? "Pumpkin Soup" by Kate Nash.
99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? IF SO WHAT IS IT? Nope, just a student.
98. MIDDLE NAME Nicole.
97. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE? Naaah. Just my guitar. =)
96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS? Hmm .. yes, at least by omission.
95. BEST BREAK UP SONG? Depends on which side you're on ... I used to use "Almost Doesn't Count" when I wanted to wallow. "Hello Goodbye" when I didn't.
94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO? Back to NY, after Thanksgiving.
93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The end of Superbad again. Otherwise, I did a two-day feature of Juno then Atonement ... both really fantastic films.
92. WHAT MAKES YOU MAD? Ha, a shit load of things.
91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I don't know ... I guess being a college professor wouldn't *suck*, if I got to do research stuff as well.
90. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Green.
89. WHAT IS THE LAST AWARD YOU WON? I don't even know man.
88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE SAME SEX YOU CAN TALK TO? Yeah.
87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? Yes, one.
86. WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? On my bed.
85. FAVE COLOR? Green.
84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY ON YOUR PHONE? yay pashmina!
83. LAST DOCTOR OR HOSPITOL VISIT? Around Thanksgiving to get my SA stuff done.
82. WHAT IS SITTING TO THE LEFT OF YOU? A stack of books that hopefully someone will buy on ebay.
81. WHERE IS YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW? In his bed sleeping.
80. DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS? Just small ones that in the end don't matter all that much.
79. WHO IS THE 5TH PERSON YOU LAST GOT A TEXT FROM? Tricia.
78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT? The keys on my laptop. Otherwise ... an electrical box for my lights that I never turn on anymore...
77. CLOSEST SILVER OBJECT? The bottom part of my laptop ... otherwise ... probably some jewelry.
76. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Hellz yeah!
75. DO YOU KNOW A FOREIGN LANGUAGE? I know French decently well.
74. DO YOU OWN ANY PETS? Yep.
73. HIGHEST EDUCATION LEVEL COMPLETED? Working on college right now, kids.
72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY MUSIC? Dude, just a little bit ago.
71. LONGEST PLANE RIDE AND WHERE TO? Longest was probably to Munich. From NY.
70. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED? C & J's.
69. EVER BEEN ENGAGED? No.
68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW? Bill Withers' "Use Me."
67. HOW MANY DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM NOW? There might be some wine left over, but probs none.
66. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL HIDING SPOT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT? Not really...
65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Jeans, black T-shirt.
64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT U? What, like on myspace? Oh man, I don't even know. Okay, just checked, it was Jenny.
63. DO YOU SING? Yeah.
62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY? Country.
61. ROCK OR RAP? Rock. But I do like both.
60. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla.
59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL? Mom.
58. WHO LAST CALLED YOU? Jenny.
57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAily Three rings, watch, two earrings.
56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? Nothing really ... killing time until I feel tired/bored enough to sleep.
55. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SAID �I LOVE YOU� TO? Jenny.
54. CAN YOU ROLL YOUR TONGUE? Yep. And I just did.
53. LATEST THING YOU�VE RECENTLY LEARNED? God I don't know ... I feel like I'm in a learning phase, and not quite out of it yet, so the lessons have yet to show themselves.
52. DO YOU HAVE A GAY FRIEND? Yep. I have quite an affinity for gay boys, for sure.
51. WHAT CAN YOU SMELL? Nothing special.
50. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW? That I can't find an appropriate head placement ... although that may have just happened.
49. DO YOU KNOW ANY COPS? No. I don't really get along well with that type.
48. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? Going shopping for my parents' xmas gift.
47. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE? I'm missing NY for sure. But being abroad probs wouldn't suck.
46. DO YOU WISH TO FLY? Sure.
45. DO YOU LIKE APPLES? They're all right ... specifically sliced and crisp.
44. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? No. I don't like fish, which kind of kills it, but I don't like nori either, so that throws the stake.
43. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE CARES ABOUT YOU? Yeah.
42. CAN YOU SWIM? Yeah.
41. HAVE YOU EATEN A BUGGER? I don't know what a bugger is ... bug? burger? booger? I'm confused.
40. LAST TIME YOU THREW UP? Oh lord, day after Thanksgiving. Thank you Jack Daniels.
39. HAVE YOU GOTTEN CHICKEN POX? Yeah.
38. DO YOU KNOW CUSS WORDS IN OTHER LANGUAGES? Yep.
37. MAC OR PC? PC ... at least for now.
36. EVER GONE A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT EATING? Yeah.
35. AMERICA OR CANADA? Never been to Canada.
34. IF YOU COULD KILL ONE PERSON WHO ? Wouldn't.
33. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD ? Probably mashed potatoes.
32. JEANS OR SWEATPANTS? Jeans. I don't do sweatpants.
31. WHAT IS YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? Verizon.
30. WHATS YOUR RING TONE? Ha, the general one is Zac Efron singing Ladies Choice, but most people have specialized ringers.
29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON? Nope. I don't really enjoy socks.
28. DO YOU OWN BIG SUNGLASSES? I used to. All of mine are broken now.
27. HAVE YOU CRIED SO HARD YOU MADE YOURSELF SICK? Yeah. Not fun.
26. EVER SKIP SCHOOL? Yeah.
25. EVER TOILET PAPER SOMEONES TREES? No.
24. LAST TIME YOU DRUNK DIALED? Hog Roast.
23. FAVORITE WEBSITE? Probs Jezebel.
22. LAST TIME YOU SENT A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER? Just this past week.
21. ARE YOU WEARING ANY JEWELRY? Yeah, rings, watch, few earrings.
20. DO YOU WATCH DATELINE NBC- TO CATCH A PREDITOR? No. And it's predAtor.
19. FAVORITE TV SHOW? Pushing Daisies. But TV hardly matters anymore ... lord knows that nothing is on.
18. DO YOU LIKE 80�S MOVIES? Yeah man.
17. WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN? 87.
16. WHAT BRAND OF RAZOR DO YOU USE? Venus.
15. WHAT KINDA MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? I like most of it, but I suppose at heart, I'm a pop girl.
14. ARE YOU A CRAZY STALKER? Nah.
13. BEST CITY YOU�VE VISTED? NY or Paris.
12. BEEN TO LONDON? Ha, not yet. But I'm living there in less than a month.
11. EVER FAKE AN ACCENT? Ha yeah.
10. FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL? Currently, psych.
9. BEEN TO COLLEGE? Yeah.
8. DO YOU HAVE AOL? No.
7. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY? Around 2 pm.
6. EVER LICKED SOMEONES CHEEK? Not that I can remember.
5. SEEN ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES? Nope, just the first.
4. WHATS THE NUMBER 4 MEAN TO YOU? It's my favorite number.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? London. Getting to play my new guitar in an extended format!
2. EVER GOTTEN LOST IN THE DARK? No...?
1. DO YOU SNORE/TALK/WALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Nope. Well, I've heard that I've talked before, but not usually.

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Brain Exercize

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Name one person who made you smile yesterday? Wes.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Still sitting here. Maybe filling these out, maybe finishing my ebay book listings.
What is something that happened to you in 1994? Let's see ... I was seven ... oh, we moved to this house.
What is the last thing you said aloud? Love you too.
How many different things did you drink today? Water, raspberry water, an accidental (and icky) sip of Sprite.
What color is your hairbrush? Purple.
What was the last thing you bought? Personally with my money, pizza from the deli.
What was the last gift you received for your birthday? Shit son, to be honest, I do not remember anything I got for my birthday. Oh wait, I remember that Jenny got me Borat and the Maroon 5 CD.
What color is your front door? My door is just a brown wood.
Where do you keep your change? In one of my purse's front pockets.
What was the weather like today? Strangely warm, but the wind was still cold, so awkward.
What is the best ice cream flavor? I'm partial to coffee flavors, and something with a bit of a crunch or chewiness.
What is something you are excited about? London. My new guitar.
When was the last rainbow you saw? Awhile ago ... October, I think.
What size shoe do you wear? 8.5.
Do you have a little sister? Yep.
Are you very random? Maybe not very.
Do you want to cut your hair? No.
Do you have some bad habits? Yeah.
Do you talk a lot? No.
Do you watch The O.C.? No.
Does your screen name have an "x" in it? No.
Do you know any Stevens? In a sort of 'know-of' way.
Do you make up your own words? Sometimes.
Are you ticklish? Ha yes.
Are you typically a jealous person? I can be.
Do you have plans for today? Yeah, moderately.
Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J": Jenny.
Who's the 1st person on your received calls list? Jenny. Ha.
What did the last text message you received say? Pick you up in ten.
Do you chew on your straws? No.
Do you have curly hair? No.
What is the next concert you're going to? I don't know yet. I'd kill to see Kate Nash in London, though.
Who is the worst person in your life? Aw, that's not nice.
How many times have you cussed today? Um, probably a lot. I just don't care anymore about what I should(n't) say.
What is something you say a lot? Shit.
What is the last thing you ate? A cookie.
Do you have work tomorrow? Nope. I'm on full-out vacation, kids.
Is marriage in your future? Um, I think that yeah, I'd like to try marriage at some point, or at least be at a point where marriage was an option, in that much love. But if it happens, it'll happen in quite awhile, I think.
When was the last time you said "I love you"? When Jen went to bed a bit ago.
What should you be doing now? Sleeping, probs.
Do you have a nickname? Yeah.
Are you a heavy sleeper? Not really. I'm kind of light now. At least, when I'm not at home.
When was the last time you used a skateboard? Shit son ... never?
What is the best movie you've seen in the past three weeks? Atonement. It was honestly just a great, great film, no matter that it stole and then broke my heart.
Is there anyone you like right now? Nah. I'm so just trying to exist right now not having to have someone to like as part of my current state definition. I just want to meet someone new and turn the page on everyone else for now.
When was the last time you did the dishes? Right before I left the apartment.
Are you currently depressed? Nah.

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The Down N Dirty

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The Basics

Gender? Girl.
Age? 20.
Where do you live? NY.
Only child? No.
Have any sisters? Yes, one.
What about brothers? Zero.
Do you like your name? Yes.
Are your parents in love? Probs. Though they may need a reminder.
Do you live in a house or trailer? House.
Are you straight,gay,or bi? Straight.

Yes or No

Are you in love? Nes.o.
Do you want to get married? Yes.
Do you want to have children? Yes.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Do you practice safe sex? I will.
Do you have any pets? Yes.
Do you drive? Yes.
Can you drive a stick? Sorrrta.
Can you swim? Yes.
Ever been drunk? Yes.
Ever been high? No.
Have you been arrested? No.
Ever had detention? Yes.
Ever been Suspended? No.

Random

Do you use birth control? No.
What color shirt are you wearing? Black.
What are you wearing? Jeans, tshirt.
What color of underwear do you have on? Purple.
Have you ever been punched? Not in a serious manner.
Ever been in a fight? Just verbal.
Have you done drugs? No. Unless alcohol or caffeine or tobacco counts...
Do you smoke? No.
Drink? Yeah.
Do you like to read? Yes. Which reminds me. ...I need to buy Villette.
Favorite book? The Alchemist.
Favorite Movie? Casablanca.
Favorite tv Show? Pushing Daisies.
Favorite band/singer? Beatles/Jeff Buckley or maybe Sufjan.
Favorite song? I actually had the thought the other day that "Don't Stop Believin'" may be the fucking coolest song ever. But fuck, I like a shitload of songs for a shitload of different reasons.
Do you like cheese? Yeah man, I love cheese.
Have any nicknames? Yeah.
Do you like broccoli? Ehhh, in some ways. Just don't steam it please.
Fav alcoholic beverage? Jack Daniels. But I'm on a wine kick lately.
Fav. non-alcoholic beverage? Something berry-y.
What superhero would u be? I don't really know my superheros well enough for this.
Dream Car? Corvette. Sometime from the 60s.
Have you ever stolen anything? Nope.
Do you lie alot? Depends on your definition of a lot.
When was the last time you lied? Tonight.
Who did you kiss last? B.
Who was the last person you called? Mom.
Last person to call you? Jenny.

the opposite sex

Hair color: Could be anything really. I've been attracted to dark, light, red, bald ... all of it. But I really like hair.
Eye Color: I run the gamut here too, but if I had to choose, green.
How tall? Tallish. Like, 5'10" to 6-ish.
Redneck or Prep? Prep over redneck.
Whats the first thing you notice? Hair. Honestly, even before face.
Do you make the first move? Depends on how I'm feeling.
Money or love? Love.
Looks or Personality? Personality.
Would you kiss on the first date? Yeah sure.

Beyond Random

Where are your keys? In my purse.
Most overused phrase? I don't know.
Are you married? No.
Name someone you love: Family.
Who is your #1? Hillary.
Who is your #2? Tricia.
Can you roll your tongue? Yes.
Can you whistle? Yes.
Can you blow bubbles? Yes.
Why did you do this survey? Booored. But now I'm tired enough for bed, so I think this'll be the last.
Did You enjoy it? Eh.
What did you do first thing this morning? Realize that I had shit to do today.
Do you like Bush? No.
Do you believe in God? Yes.
Do you miss someone right now? Yeah, my roommates and my city.
Who? Oh.
What should you be doing right now? Sleeping.
What do you wish you were doing right now? Watching a movie.
What time is it? 1:38 am.
Are you glad this is over? Sure.
What are your plans now? To change into my pjs, then to watch some more of a movie, then sleep.

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