I think this is the longest one ever.

FULL REAL Name::	Jessica.
Age::	17.
Birthday::	July 15th.
Zodiac Sign::	Cancer.
Lefty, Righty, or both::	Righty.
Are you Smart?:	Yeah.
Nicknames::	J.Ray.
How many piercings do you have? Where?:	My ears twice each.
Do you want any piercings (or any more)? Where?:	No, I'm good with what I have.
Tattoos? Where?:	Nope.
Do you want any tattoos (or any more)? Where?:	Nah, I'm good.
Superstitious?:	Slightly.
Bangs?:	No.
Do you have braces/a retainer?:	Yes.
Have you ever had braces/a retainer?:	--
Can you drive?:	Yes.
Do you snore?:	I don't think so.
Do you drool when you sleep?:	Only if I'm dreaming about you. =)
Do you have a journal?:	Yeah.
Do you like onions?:	I like small teeny diced ones . . . like the ones on a McDonalds BigMac. . . even though I don't eat McDonalds, but yeah.
Do you like cotton candy?:	Yeah . . . it's yummy. If you eat too much, it's completely sickening, but 'til that point . . . s'all good. =)
Do you like pina coladas?:	And getting caught in the rain?
What instruments can you play?:	Clarinet. I could make noises on pretty much any woodwind, and I'm a fake piano player.
What instruments do you want to learn to play?:	Piano, flute, saxophone, oboe, percussion, trombone. Pretty much anything, really.
What's your favorite instrument?:	Mine, duh. ;)
What word(s) do you overuse?:	Too many. Lord, geeze, awesome . . .
What do you sleep in?:	Athletic shorts, a tank top.
What's your gender?:	I'm female. Isn't this question a little late in the survey?
What time did you start this survey?:	I don't know, but it's 3:56 pm right now.
How many pillows do you have?:	One. I'm not a multi-pillow kind of person.
Do you like to dance?:	Yeah.
Do you like to sing?:	Sure.
Are you any good at singing?:	Not so I'd sing in front of people.
Do you like to talk on the phone?:	Not really.
Do you like where you live?:	Kind of.
Have you ever had s-e-x (ewww <<)?:	Lol, eww; what are you, 10? (By the way, no.)
Are you proud that you haven't/have?:	Sure.
Is your room messy?:	Absolutely.
Are you organized?:	In some ways.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:	No.
Do you have any stuffed animals?:	Yes.
What's your favorite stuffed animal?:	My stuffed dog named Loveheart (ah, the imagination skills of youth).
Do you sleep with socks on?:	No.
Are you ticklish?:	In some places.
Are you shy?:	See above.
Got any lucky charms?:	Sort of.
Have any charms?:	As in a charm bracelet? Or as in a bad luck charm? See, I don't get the question.
Are you a morning person?:	Not usually.
What's your favoirte smiley (Like ^_^ or :) or :( or >D or >3, etc.)?:	I like this one: =)
Do you believe in...
God?:	Yes.
Aliens?:	Perhaps.
Reincarnation?:	Perhaps.
Ghosts?:	Yes.
Big foot?:	No.
lochness monster?:	Maybe. You never know what's lurking in large bodies of water.
Back to random questions!
What's your favorite feature on yourself?:	I like my hair.
What do you do when you are nervous?:	I crack my fingers, cross my arms, fidgit, shuffle around . . .
What would you name your daughter(s)?:	I don't know. I tend to like classic names. Or names that begin with A. Amelia, Elizabeth, Lauren, etc.
What would you name your son(s)?:	See above (minus the names, obviously). Mark, Joshua, Andrew.
Where do you want to go?:	Back to Marco. Haven't been there in awhile and I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
What religion are you?:	Christian.
What's the best advice you've every been given?:	Every? ;)
What's your motto?:	Just keep swimming. ;)
Have you ever...
Been Kissed?:	Yes.
Done drugs?:	No.
Been on stage?:	Yes.
Dumped someone?:	Yes.
Gotton in a car accident?:	No.
Been in love?:	Maybe.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos?:	No -- and for goodness sake, it's not a flipping box!
What is your favorite...
Shampoo?:	Garnier Fructis.
Toothpaste?:	Colgate Total.
soap?:	Dove.
Type of Soup?:	Campbells. As noted in the conversation I had with some random senior my sophomore year at the microwave, condensed soup is good. Don't let the commercials lie to you.
Room in your house?:	Mine, of course.
This or That
Coffee or Hot Chocolate?:	Hot Chocolate -- unless it's Starbucks, then I'm *so* there.
Sweater or Sweatshirt?:	Sweatshirt. With a hood.
T-shirt or Tanktop?:	T-shirt. More comfortable.
Skirt or dress?:	Dress. If you're gonna get fancy, go all the way.
Rose or lily?:	Oh, I have to choose?? I like them both! I guess I'll pick rose.
More random questions!
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:	Nope.
If so, what's their name?:	--
Are you single?:	Yes.
If so, do you have a crush?:	Yes, unfortunately.
If you have a crush, what's their name?:	Sorry, no cigar.
In the last 24 hours, have you...
Cried?:	No.
Helped someone?:	Yes.
Bought something?:	No -- I got my money stolen by the phantom band room thief.
Gotten sick?:	No.
Gone to the movies?:	No.
Gone out for dinner?:	Yes -- Spaghetti Warehouse.
Said I love you?:	Hmm, no, actually.
Mean it?:	N/a.
Written a real letter?:	Yes, a required letter of apology (isn't there an oxymoron in there somewhere?).
Written in your journal?:	Electronically, yes. Manually, no.
Talk to someone you had a crush on/your boyfriend/girlfriend?:	No.
Had a serious talk?:	No.
Missed someone?:	Yes.
Fought with your parents?:	No.
Fought with your friends?:	No.
Back to randomness!
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?:	Um, I don't understand.
Donde esta mi biblioteca?:	I don't know where the (your?) library is.
Are you doing the Macarana?:	Right now? No.
Have you ever done the Macarana?:	Of course. Many a time.
Have you ever made anything out of anything?:	Um, yeah.
Does Jesus make you happy?:	Yes.
How many moons does Jupiter have?:	9? 2? 4? How should I know?
Have you ever killed a squirrel?:	No.
Were you named after anyone?:	Well, my great-aunt or something was named Clara Jessie, but I don't know if that had anything to do with it.
Do you know the muffin man:	Of course. *Every* cool person knows the muffin man.
Do you like porn (Once again, ewwwww!)?:	Gonna have to go with a no. (Again with the eww's; geeze.)
Do you wish on stars?:	Yeah -- you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
Do you believe in miracles?:	Yes.
Do you believe in faith?:	Yes.
Do wishes come true?:	Yep, but not often. Then they wouldn't mean as much.
Why didn't they just use a Phoenix Down on Aeris?:	Is this some comic book or Japanese cartoon thing? Cuz I'm *totally* not buying.
Which finger is your favouritee?:	My ring one. or my pinky.
When was the last time you cried?:	When I lost my class ring.
Do you like bagels?:	Yes, very much so.
Do you like your hand writing?:	Yep.
Did a bunch of delusional nut jobs write these questions?:	A bunch? Nah, just one I'm thinking.
What's the answer to the next question?:	No.
What is your favorite lunch meat?:	Damn. I was wrong. Honey turkey sliced really thin.
any bad habits?:	Of course.
Do you worship your toilet?:	No . . .
If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?:	Well, not that I know who it is I'm hating, but killing *is* sort of illegal.
Most embarrassing CD on the shelf?:	Hanson? Spice Girls? 5ive?
Are you a daredevil?:	Not really, but I do get in certain moods for it sometimes.
Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?:	Probably.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toostie Roll pop?:	About a bajillion.
Do looks matter?:	Sometimes.
Did you ever sit on a cheese slicer?:	No, but I imagine it wouldn't be fun to recall.
Ever done something only later to regret it, realizing how foolish it was?:	Uh, yeah. I think they call that one . . . oh yeah, life.
How do they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams?:	With machines?
do you have a gigantic, shiny forehead?:	I don't think so . . .
Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolurtely stupid?:	Oh, definitely.
What day of the week is it?:	::thinks:: Tuesday.
What's your favorite day of the week?:	Friday.
Will you give me a dollar?:	No, my money got stolen. I'm in saving mode.
Will Bush win?:	I can only hope not.
How does a virus turn everyone into flesh-consuming zombies?:	I don't know; ask a science-fiction writer.
how do YOU eat a reeses peanut butter cup?:	I eat the chocolate sticking up around the crimped edges, then the middle circle remaining (I like a peanut-buttery taste).
Do you smell turkey?:	Right now? No.
Whatever happened to Gary and Mike?:	They died?
Can you imitate Shadow from Ruins of the Fourth wall?:	I don't know what you're talking about (thankfully).
Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:	Of course; I'm Irish.
do you enjoy the smell of singed human flesh in the mourning?:	Um, the mourning? Is that supposed to be a joke?
Do monkeys marry?:	Of course they do.
Do fish have feelings?:	Aww, sure.
Why doesn't that rabbit get the Trix?:	Because silly wabbit, Trix are for kids!
How many genres of rock can you name (Say how many and what they are!)?:	Dude, rocks don't have "genres." That would be for the CD section at your local Media Play, weirdo.
If Trix is for kids, then why is the rabbit on the box?:	It's a gimmick, of course.
Are you trendy?:	Nah.
Are you ugly?:	Aww, I hope not.
How do you release anger?:	I generally scream at someone. Or play music really loud and be all dramatic and jaded.
Where are your second homes?:	The band room? If it weren't all theif-i-fied.
Do you believe in sterotyping others?:	Do I believe in it? I don't know if that's what I'd say.
Do you trust other easily?:	Nah, not really.
Where does The Cheat live?:	Who?
What was your favorite toy as a kid?:	A Barbie, no doubt.
What was on your lunchbox when you were younger?:	I don't remember.
What's on it now?:	Don't have one.
have you ever not done nothing?:	It's impossible to do nothing, weirdo.
Have any nicknames that you're called by that you absolutly detest?:	No.
If so, what?:	--
Why can video game characters fall at least 1000 feet from the sky, but-
-they can't survive falling down a pit?:	Because you're some weird video game freak who knows all this completely useless knowledge and thinks sex is ewwy?
What class in school do you think is totally useless?:	Skills.
Which one do you like the most?:	Chemistry.
Why does one need the pink fluffiness of black poodles to survive?:	Pink fluffiness of black poodles? Does that make sense?
Have you ever been on the radio or television?:	Yes -- for In The Know.
Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?:	Yeah, it's good.
Do you like boys?:	Yeah.
Do you like girls?:	In a friendly way.
Do you tie yourself up in your own 8 ft long headphone cord?:	No . . .
Who killed Kenny?:	You did, bastard.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?:	Yes.
Do you like Dreams Come True?:	I don't know what that is.
Have you ever been in a mosh pit?:	Yes.
Are you gay, straight, bi, or a lesibian?:	Straight.
do you ever have the urge to stick your hand into the garbage disposal?:	Um, no.
Why do video games based on movies suck so much?:	Why are you obsessed with flipping video games?
would you bungee?:	Yeah, if it looked like a safe facility.
How did Stella get her groove back?:	After going to a spa.
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?:	No.
What are you worried about right now?:	Finding this stupid band room caper.
Is DDR/ various other similar games addicting?:	Dance Dance Revolution? Lord, I love that. So, yes.
Do you ever wear overalls?:	No. No.
Do you ever sit at home in nothing?:	Lol, no.
Is the underworld on the sun?:	What?
Do you even dance to songs without the help of DDR?:	Lol, yes.
Do you think that you are strong?:	Somewhat.
Have you ever tried mailing your little brother to Abu Dhabi?:	Well, if I had Abu Dhabi's address (or a little brother).
What is your lest fav. thing in the world?:	How do I pick just one?
How many wisdom teeth do you have?:	All of them?
Is Timbukto real?:	Of course.
Are you in love with anyone?:	No.
Do you know King Tut's full name?:	King Tutakehmen or something like that.
How many people have a crush on you right now?:	Lol, that'd be interesting to know actually.
How many people have had a crush on you?:	Same as above.
Who do you miss most right now?:	Someone who's name I won't mention.
Does Natsu no Hi own your soul?:	What the flip?
Are you easily influenced by people/things around you?:	I'd like to think not.
Do you know any slow or special people?:	Tons.
Who owns your soul?:	Me?
Have you ever been a pervert?:	::gasp:: Course not.
Are you a pervert?:	What's the exact definiton of pervert, because I've only heard it in casual context.
Would you like to save?:	The rainforest? Heck yeah!
Do you listen to Offspring?:	Occasionally.
Do you have magic powers of spooky doom?:	I really do think you're insane.
Would you like to shut down your computer now?:	No thanks.
where do we go from here?:	This isn't where we intended to be . . .
Why is everyone at conventions such as Comicon, Otacon, Gooncon, and iSket-
-chcon?:	I don't know, because they're insane like you.
Have you been to any of those conventions?:	No.
Do you want to go to any?:	No. The only reason I've ever go to a convention of the sort is for guys, and I don't want to meet any of the guys there, so . . . No.
Why does Comicon sound funny?:	Because you're retarded?
What good is something if you can't have it until you die?:	Because you still exist after you die.
Have you ever commited the act of theivery?:	Thievery? Are you kidding me?
Are you now or have ever been a Sponge?:	No.
Are cookies your god?:	No.
If Pringles are so good that
they have resealable lids?:	That makes no sense.
if it's real to me, do I have to prove it to you?:	Of course. I'm the only one who matters in this relationship.
How many craters are on the moon?:	80 bajillion. or 1.
Who thought the last zone of Sonic Advance 3 was gonna be called-
Isn't the word "weeeeeeee" fun?:	Um.
Why does everyone think that Gmel's name is:	Now you're just being insane.
Shimanoko Kumi Boing?:	I mean . . . yeah.
Have you ever had a sudden disliking for someone instantly, though you-
-don't know them, nor have ever seen them before?:	Yes.
Do you think anything that has XXX is bad/perverted?:	Man, you're so anti-sex and so pro-video game.
If yes to the above, do you think Final Fantasy 30(XXX) will be perverted?:	And in come the video game references.
Have you ever fallen victim to one of those screaming flash things?:	What is that?
Do you have no desire for food 7 hours after visiting the dentist?:	Um, no.
Behind the door, should I open it for you?:	What?
Are you an idiot?:	No more than you, certainly.
?siht daer uoy nac:	Yeah, or not.
do people constantly accuse you of having eating disorders?:	No.
Are you lysdexic?:	Ha ha ha. Funny. And no.
Do you have a story behind your name?:	No.
Have you ever played Chrono Trigger?:	a;lkgh;algkh~! No.
Where were you born?:	Florida.
Do you still live there?:	No.
Are you related to someone famous?:	No.
Do you know someone famous?:	No.
Does Lucca, Ayla, and Magus make up your top 3 fav characters?:	What the flip. I would so be done if I hadn't spent nearly 30 minutes doing this.
Where's the furthest you have traveled to?:	Probably Marco.
Can you speak Singlish, la?:	Singlish? Sure.
Have you ever seen an ocean?:	Yes.
Which one?:	Atlantic.
Did you like it?:	Sure.
If you haven't, do you want to?:	Sure.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?:	Athens for the Olympics. Gymnastics here I come!
Do you have a pinecone anywhere?:	No.
Did Lavos REALLY destroy the world in 1999?:	Really, get a life.
Have you ever put an AOL CD in the microwave?:	No.
how do you know that anything is real?:	You know, I had this conversation with Chawla and it freaked me out then (course, he's smart) so I'm not going into it with you now.
If you could have anyones life, who's would it be?:	Mine.
Who's your hero?:	Certainly not you.
What's a Wooddavor?:	I don't freaking know and neither should you.
Are you easily annoyed or depressed?:	Annoyed, certainly.
Can I have a dollar now?:	No, I take it back. Even if I didn't give it to you before.
Have you ever fed alka seltzer to sea gulls?:	No, I like sea gulls.
Which one would you be? Lynx/Yamineko, Kidd, or Serge?:	I am not a video game person.
If you have one million dollars that you had to give to any 3 people, who-
would it be (not yourself or anyone in your resent family)?:	Hillary, Danielle, and Janella.
How would you give it to them?:	Um, in cash?
Is your life meter represented by your name at the top of the screen?:	No.
If you have a million dollars for yourself, what would you spend it on?:	So many things.
Do you like Zelda?:	Sure.
What's your favorite Zelda game?:	I've only played the first one.
Which is better? Golden Sun, Shining Force, Chrono Trigger, or FFVII?:	I don't even know what you're talking about, but I'd hazard a guess it has something somewhere to do with video games.
If you had a chance to go sky-diving, would you?:	Yes.
If you could bring someone with you sky-diving, who would you bring?:	My dad.
is your entire life based upon statistics?:	No.
Can I change the song on the boombox?:	Well, boombox meaning 90s . . .
If you could bring somone on a trip, who would you take with you?:	My dad.
Where would you go?:	The Olympics, duh.
Do you know that 56% of statistics are made up?:	Ha ha. Again with the funny.
Of all the friends you've ever met, who's the one you won't forget?:	Danielle.
If you have a crush, who knows?:	No one but me. Isn't that sad?
Have you ever been betrayed?:	Yes.
Do you think that you're a role model?:	People have said so.
Do you love Susie?:	No.
which extreme are you: do you think everyone hates you, or everyone loves-
-you?:	The hates one if I have to pick.
Do you love Barbara?:	No.
Is Lavos Sexy?:	No.
Does silence make you uncomfortable?:	No.
Chaotix, Crackers, or Advance 3?:	No.
are you incredibly moody?:	Yes.
Do you prefer crackers or chips?:	Crackers.
Can you feel the sunshine?:	No.
Does it brighten up your day?:	No.
Are you a materialist?:	Somewhat.
Are you sexy?:	Lord, can't it be done yet?
Are you cute?:	Above.
Are you beautiful?:	Above.
Who are you, really?:	Above.
Does What I'm Made Of or This Machine own you?:	Above.
Have you actually heard either?:	No, I don't freaking understand your questions anymore!
You have? When?:	GAH.
If you haven't, do you want to?:	Lord.
Have you heard The Unforgiven II?:	No.
Are you gonna die if you do Knuckles stage songs?:	Die.
If so, choose your prefered death.:	Please.
If not, why not?:	Now?
Do your ears melt when you hear Knux raps?:	Oh my goodness.
Is Norman evil?:	Why are you such a weirdo?
have you had your break today?:	No, I don't have a break.
Are you lovin' it?:	Like McDonalds?
Why did Spark leave the chat?:	When I saw chat I thought French.
did somebody say mcdonalds?:	Dude, I did.
Does Norman have only one eye?:	Nope, three.
Iif so, what happened to the other?:	- - -
Did I manage to get all the questions?:	Yeah, I'm thinking so.
Are you sure that McDonald's acually loves to see you smile, and that they-:	Why is this two questions?
-aren't just after you for your money?:	I don't eat at McDonalds.
Does Espio ROCK?:	What?
Would you eat cereal without milk?:	Yes.
If so, would you eat it dry?:	That's what I was thinking . . .
If so, did it taste good?:	Yes.
Does Norman wish to die a slow, painful death?:	Are you Norman? Is this the connection?
Are you cheating on Miyuki?:	What the H?
Have you ever chewed on a brick?:	No.
have you ever licked a telephone pole?:	No.
Are you listening to Revival Day Symphony WIP Remix, by Relik?:	No.
Have you ever listened to that?:	No.
What is today's Engrish at Engrish.com?:	I don't freaking know.
If you wouldn't eat cereal dry, would you use a substitute for the milk?:	Yeah, I'd be eating it dry.
Could you be there?:	Where?
Is there really even a needle in that haystack?:	Probably not.
Do you over-react?:	At times.
Are you hyper-sensitive to rejection?:	Sometimes.
How many have attempted to maim or kill you in their time of knowing you?:	84.
Have you exploded once or twice in your life?:	Twice, twice.
Propane or natural?:	Natural?
Do you have crabs?:	No . . . not since November. ;)
Have you ever had some idiot Sears guy install a Propane tank in a house-
-that uses NATURAL gas?:	Um, no. And I wouldn't even know.
Are you always...or almost always incredibly tired?:	No.
Has anyone in your immediate family ever tried to kill and/or maim you?:	No.
Was that model of Water Heater was prone to exploding ANYWAYS?:	No.
Has your lightbulb blown out?:	Yes.
Do you tend to hold a grudge rather than forgiving and forgetting?:	Yes.
Have You been dying since the day you were born?:	Isn't that in a Lisa Lobe song?
Do you believe it's all been planned?:	Yeah.
Is your mom the appretince to Zeal, and surpassing her?:	What?
do you really, really like socks?:	No.
Do you like magic kool aid?:	No.
Have you ever truely detested a sibling for whatever reason?:	Yes.
Do you have any siblings?:	Yes.
If so, what are their names, genders, and ages?:	Jenny, female, 11.
Are they younger or older?:	Younger, dipshit. Do that math on your own.
How much younger/older?:	6 years.
a: Are you tired of answering all these questions?:	Yes.
If yes, too bad XP
How come they say you feel better after you cry, but you feel worse?:	Because they lie to you to make you feel better like everyone else?
Why does love hurt?:	I don't know. Give me that answer and I'll give you that dollar you so covet.
Does crying give you a headache?:	Sometimes.
Why?:	Because my head just can't take it.
Is s-e-x a stupid child's game?:	What? Children have sex? I'm confused, I think . . .
Do you believe in love, or is it all fake?:	I believe in love, I believe it's true.
Do you often times throw on a fake smile and a happy act to prevent others-
-from worrying about you, though you're truely depressed?:	Sometimes, but "truly depressed" isn't quite the right phrase.
Do you like Imaginary by Evanescence?:	I like Evanescence, but I don't know "Imaginary."
Have you ever done bad/perverted things to inanimate objects?:	Um, no.
Are you a hypocrite?:	Yes.
Is falling in love pointless?:	No.
How many times have you been screwed over on your search for love?:	3 . . .? At least in a serious way.
does it amuse you when people who claim to be open-minded refuse to liste-
-n to other people's opinions?:	Amuse? No.
Do you hate Bush?:	Hate, strong word. Yes.
What do you think of androgynes?:	Nothing?
Is Hedgehog Hammer your fav SA Minigame?:	Um, yes?
Do you still keep old papers from kindergaden because you're just that-
sentimental?:	Yes.
Do you Wear eye shadow?:	Sometimes.
Do you Kiss on the first date?:	Sometimes.
Do you Eat with your mouth open?:	No. But I sure as hell know people who do.
Why are you being called an Account Leacher?:	Because you're insane?
What color(s) are your walls?:	Dark purple.
What color is your floor/carpet in your room?:	Beige.
Are you tired?:	Sort of.
Are you lonely?:	Sort of.
Are you happy?:	Sort of.
Are you in pajamas?:	No.
If not, what are you wearing?:	Jean shorts and a white T-shirt.
Are you talking to someone online?:	No.
If so, who?:	- - -
What is your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's initials?:	I don't want to tell you.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:	Jesse.
Would you name a child after you?:	Yeah, I like my name.
What Instant Messengers to you have?:	AOL, Yahoo. Used to have MSN.
What are your usernames on each?:	dream5661, jesstheangel.
If you could switch names with a friend, who?:	Katie.
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name-
-constantly?:	My last name. I've seen/heard it all.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:	No, my last name is what makes me famous. :)
How old do you wish you were?:	I'm good with 17.
Height?:	5'3".
Weight?:	160?
Do you have a song that reminds you of past events, tragic or not?:	Yes. Several.
Am I an idiot because I realized that the security key had a Y not a 7?:	What?
How do you install stuff (I do know how XP)?:	By clicking on the "open" button.
Do you feel pretty?:	Oh so pretty? No.
Note: Most questions by my insane friends o-o

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This took over an hour to complete. I'm a weirdo.